The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.11.11

April 11th, 2011 // 518 Comments

Welcome to the Monday edition of The Crap We Missed: Now with way, way less boob than the last time. I’m talking negative boobs. Anyway, January Jones smuggles McDonald’s into Lakers games ’cause she’s fancy. Sandra Bullock actually smiled. Madonna is green now. Sean Penn is ready for that snowstorm, Malibu. Hugh Hefner is probably dead, and Kendra Wilkinson wearing her favorite accessories.

Wait until you get to the sexy at the end…

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Sophie Turner
    richie
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    wholy sh@t!!!

  2. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
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    there’s my guilty pleasure

  3. Madonna
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    When did the Nazgul trade in their horses for bikes?

  4. Hugh Hefner
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    These viagra make it embarrassing to stand up!

  5. Jim Carrey
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    Thanks charlie sheen for taking the heat off my blithering tweetings

  6. Paris Hilton
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    Red Cross Disaster Relief Chic

  7. Russell Simmons
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    Rub my belleh for luck

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    karen
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    I bet her top doesn’t say “Addicted to Lettuce”

  9. Sofia Vergara
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    She just realized that wasn’t a telephoto lens in paps pants.

  10. Hugh Hefner
    JMS
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    Uh-oh. Looks like someone needs a diaper change!

  11. Scott Caan
    sprezzatura
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    Oh dear lord.

  12. Russell Simmons
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    Shouldn’t there be a pink star over something in this picture?

  13. Kristen Bell
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    Meaty.

  14. Scott Caan
    MeganMay
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    So, he’s in the remake of ‘Dorf on Golf”, too?

  15. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    sprezzatura
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    QUACK! Just say no to the duck bill lips. God, she looks ridiculous.

  16. Russell Simmons
    chupacabra
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    He’s meditating! I guess if I had that much money, i’d have time to meditate in miami at the beach, too…

  17. Paris Hilton
    tkb
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    A little less hair and and a little more tits, please.

  18. Scott Caan
    tkb
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    Dude! Nice ass.

  19. Hugh Hefner
    sprezzatura
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    If he doesn’t survive before the wedding, gold diggers across the world will mourn.

  20. Kristen Bell
    Unimate
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    Angry.

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    tkb
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    Mom purse. Mom sweats. Mom belly. No kids.

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    fRoD
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    jennifer love hugebitch

  23. Sofia Vergara
    noooooooo
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    Judging by the unexpected tension I would say she had the beans.

  24. Scott Caan
    jenn
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    for a quick second i thought he had no legs.

  25. Robert De Niro
    noooooooo
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    I take it this is a shot after opting out on the x-ray examination? Pretty sure that’s just a natural reflex after they do the cavity search portion.

  26. Robert De Niro
    the whole enchilada
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    “And then they said, ‘If you don’t want to go through the machine you’re gonna have to drop your pants,’ “

  27. The Situation
    jenn
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    this WAS the cleanest kitchen in florida until he walked in

    • timmy the dying boy

      Right, you shouldn’t leave things like old douche bags lying around food preparation areas.

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    JC
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    Thanks, Jennifer. Now you’ve finally broken me. I kept saying I’d still hit it, even though you weren’t as svelte as you used to be and, by all reports, kind of batshit crazy. But you had to go and do this and kill my boner for you forever. Thanks a lot.

  29. Madonna
    jenn
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    look! its larry king on a bike!

  30. Scott Caan
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    Not every peek at someone’s butt is equally sneaky.

  31. Kristen Bell
    noooooooo
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    Kristen Bell warming up on the green, yes that’s it she’s preparing to drop a deuce to seize the championship.

  32. Sean Penn
    jenn
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    now i can see what scarlett johanson must see.

  33. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    JC
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    The scientists didn’t think that injecting Snooki DNA into her would have any effect. They were wrong.

  34. Sean Penn
    Tobes of Hades
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    The Sand People are easily startled, but they’ll soon be back…and in greater numbers.

  35. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    tkb
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    This is what a duck looks like.

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    I feel like pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt these days might as well just be pics of some lady outside a grocery store; if you knew her she’d be kind of hot if she fixed herself up, but as a celebrity she falls far below the mark.

  37. Paris Hilton
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    Finally, we have an answer to the question ” how much bony sternum does it take to make a super sexy dress look like shit? ‘

  38. Sophie Turner
    Hugh Gentry
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    mmmmmmm nom nom nom nom

  39. Scott Caan
    Cock Dr
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    Random dudes on a beach.
    Next!

  40. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    Mark R
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    yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
    nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
    (sesame street)

  41. The Situation
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    “Hey jackass: you got time to lean, you got time to clean. Now go help Federline hose down the dumpster.”

  42. Sean Penn
    tkb
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    Getting into character for his next role as a douche.

  43. Hugh Gentry

    There are new topless pics of Amber Rose out there, so why the fuck aren’t they on here yet?? Not that she’s all that great, but what the fuck?

  44. Scott Caan
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    Jason Statham is going to kick his ass if he catches him checking out his ass.

  45. Sophie Turner
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    But can she cook?

  46. Robert De Niro
    tkb
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    You talkin to me?

  47. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Never before has a photo so clearly stated “I invested my teen acting money very well”

  48. Kendra Wilkinson
    tkb
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    Just enough time to perform a quick BJ before rehearsals resume.

  49. Robert De Niro
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    On his first day as a TSA agent, Robert De Niro thoroughly checks the results of an anal probe.

  50. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
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    I call it an Orangutan smooch.

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