The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12

October 22nd, 2012 // 688 Comments

Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson broods harder than he’s ever brooded before, Helena Bonham Carter busts out the sweetest rack you’ll ever see on a walking corpse*, Costas Mandylor??, and finally, one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. Seriously, why not just dangle that kid above the snapping jaws of an alligator, give her a fighting chance.

*Subject to change upon the death/zombie resurrection of Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    The Royal Penis
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    She’s looking pretty MILFtastic lately.

  2. Neil Diamond George Clooney Singing Together 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    Stroke & choke libtard.

  3. Mike Tyson Turtleneck Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    The Royal Penis
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    He’s just gonna take a little nibble of that ear….

  4. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
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    Wrinkled old tuna.

  5. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
    Contusion
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    Mayhem is coming. Are you in good hands?

  6. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    joe
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    Here’s hoping Nick’s pulling the car around.

  7. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
    Contusion
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    No wonder Christopher is just a Guest.

  8. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Wait a minute, are you guys SURE I can fly?

  9. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
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    He just watched the documentary, “Kristen’s poon, The Director’s Cut.”

  10. Jay Leno Helmet
    joe
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    Your head swelled again, Jay.

  11. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/22/Picture 49-310_306.png[/img]

  12. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
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    Enough with the Lady Gaga & Donatella photos. Still Ugly!!

  13. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
    EricLr
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    One more bad take and your getting a beat-down bitch.

  14. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
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    Greasy

  15. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Chris Brown flipped over those cars until Rihanna agreed to take her bra off.

  16. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    EricLr
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    Yeah, pretending you’re still in love to collection a $2 million bonus can be tough.

  17. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    Contusion
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    …doing his Adrien Brody impression.

  18. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    The Royal Penis
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    Just think, if Nick had his sisters body he could have been a pro wrestler too.

    But then again, he’d probaby have to endure his father rubbing his ass all the time too.

  19. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    Crissy
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    Dude, shower already!

  20. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Contusion
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    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to round up my elves.”

  21. Ben Affleck Backseat Of Car
    EricLr
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    Well, you know what they say. “When in Rome….get a hummer from Blake Lively.”

  22. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    catapostrophe
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    That looks like a remarkable performance.

  23. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    Shorty80
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    Don’t you mean Eartha KItt?

  24. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Crissy
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    So nice of Nick to wear a dress to his graduation!

  25. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    Contusion
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    I wonder how many hours they wait until after he leaves so they can begin removal of the statue?

    • karlito

      he has to be the biggest asshole that ever graced the world of Hollywood. untalented hack who thought he was the hottest actor/hunk/action hero to ever live.

  26. Neil Diamond George Clooney Singing Together 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    He’s channeling Sammy Davis Jr.

  27. Renee Olstead Cleavage Dita Von Teese Collection Launch
    Contusion
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    Pop!

  28. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
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    Apparently, Michael has let all the large penis comments go to his head (pun very intended).
    Seriously? Throwing Natalie Portman off a ledge just so she can use it as a bungee cord?

  29. Ben Affleck Backseat Of Car
    Crissy
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    He, I’d do. And his wife too.

  30. Chris Brown
    YoMamma
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    Seems in bad taste to have a caricature of Rhianna’s police photo made into a t-shirt.

  31. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Senor Trout
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    Does K-Mart pay her to wear their jeans, or are they just the only ones that fit these days?

  32. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
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    Wilmer, get off the set. She’s of age now…

  33. Chris Brown
    Contusion
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    Why do all images associated with Chris Brown have one fucked-up eye?

  34. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    Contusion
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    The number of months remaining on her celebrity.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    mrsmass
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    oh gawd not this bitch again.

  36. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    Senor Trout
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    Edward Furlong’s kids sure look a lot like him.

  37. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage BFI London Film Festival Awards
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    Only further proves Tim Burton is a giant necrophiliac…

    • ThisWillHurt

      Tim Burton? A necrophiliac? The guy who made Frankenwienie and Corpse Bride? I refuse to believe that!

  38. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    EricLr
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    I’ve have two bags of goodies. One is for you to choose from if you’re a hot, young starlet. The other is for if you’re anyone else.

    Looks like you two are getting the “anyone else.” I’m not going to lie. That one’s mostly just Haiti shit.

  39. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    Crissy
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    But choose a picture that’s 40 years old to model the statue?

  40. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
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    How to age gracefullly. And how not to.

  41. Costas Mandylor Red Face
    Contusion
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    Apparently trying to buy some sunscreen.

  42. Mike Tyson Turtleneck Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Yor tho cute! You look good enough to eat! . . . Theriouthly! I’m gonna cover you in ba ba que thauthe and roath-t you over a thpit and eat you! Why did yor parenth leave you with me?”

  43. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    Contusion
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    At what point are you no long referred to as a Cosby “kid?”

  44. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
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    He must be returning from Venezuela… Chavez likes it when Sean grows his hair out…

  45. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    EricLr
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    Too bad they couldn’t bronze his career.

  46. Jay Leno Helmet
    Contusion
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    Jay Leno, putting on his humor deflection device.

  47. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
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    So, this is a remake of The Canyons?

  48. Jennifer Gimenez Cleavage
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    Nice…

  49. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    ThisWillHurt
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    Robert Pattinson after being informed that Twilight might be made into a TV series. “Just when I thought I was out . . .”

  50. Costas Mandylor Red Face
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    This can’t be him…. The dude was a very good looking guy.. WTF…

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