Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,
- Photo Boy
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It’s the espresso.
I thought that was Dakota Fanning. Then I saw the chest. (someday, girl… someday…)
♫ Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular not too precise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heard about the old time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a holiday inn ♫
So, how long can she play out her ‘Desperate Housewives’ fame?
“…and then Meg Ryan goes ‘Oh… Oh… Oh…’ and then Rob Reiner’s mother says ‘I’ll have what she’s having.”
“Did you see Sin City……yeah those were the days.”
Seriously? With the exception of the lack of ass, from the thumbnail I thought this was Kim Kardashian too. They’re all turning into Kims.
I guess we’ve seen so many pictures now that we’ve been brainwashed: Dark-haired girl + bun on the top of the head = Kardashian.
I’ve seen a girl behind the counter of an ice-cream shop who looks exactly like Kim…
Problem is this girl is probably seventeen.
The left one is making the right one jealous.
You heard Michael Jackson…
“BEAT IT!”
are you even reading previous comments?!
joke already used.
It’s like he’s constantly looking at something ironic
How much do you think she can squat, 2-3 ton?
Fat lifts nothing at all.
Besides, she does a lot more kneeling than squatting.
My dog does this when she picks up a really interesting scent. What do you suppose Carmen smells?
So does my dog. Does this make Carmen a pointer or a setter?
Considering where she is, it’s best that we never know what scent she’s picked up.
(That sounds worse than it means, doesn’t it?)
sexy skeletor
“Set sprinklers to stun!”
thanks for hiding her buttface.
I love the Spaniards…they took the ‘The Shining’ and turned it into a comedy ‘El Hormiguero’.
“Okay, you got your picture, now tell me where can I get some chicken and waffles?”
I wonder who is sponsoring his date.
What is that on his wrist? (It’s going to turn out to be some Florentine club wristband, isn’t it, and I’m going to look like even more of a dork than I already do. Le sigh. Or, I guess since we’re in Italy, il sigh.)
“Let me show you to your table…”
“Homahgah, li’l puppet, you think you’re so great you’re a preshenter on a TV show … [takes swig, slams glass down] … okay get ready caush … I CAN EJACULATE FROM MY HAIR!”
Andy Dick looks like an actual dick.
“HHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNHH!!!”
And Catherine Deneuve gets no recognition from Photo Boy whatsoever. Nice. (Yes, another “legendary French actor,” PB.)
Wow! That’s Catherine Deneuve? Father Time is a harsh taskmaster!
In trying to find out what the neck brace was about (“surgery for an old neck injury”, mmkay) I found out that woman is his wife. Man, oh man.
Eddie Murphy called he wants his jacket back..ass
Good to see Whoopi Goldberg has come to accept her facial hair!
She resembles to Geico Gecko somehow.
I say Richard Grieco.
Oh, cool. I’m glad I saved my “shut up, hippie” from the Vanessa Hudgens picture.
Shut up, hippie!
“Hon-eee, what do you mean you’re tired of shopping? You have one free shoulder left. Come on! “
Chloe’s mom looks hot, for a wino!
She looks relatively normal. For her.
Will she be featured here regularly now that she’s pregnant? Awww…fuck yeah.
So Anna Faris tucks…?
Dude, the Capulets are way swarthier than I thought…
I’m sure there must be Padres fighting El Cancer somewhere in there, but all I see so far are Mamacitas firing up El Boner.
Her legs have a pleasing muscularity in this picture.
And I’ve seen her twat.
Always a bonus to see the product before purchasing.
Not usually a fan, but that is one comic-worthy leg.
He’s an utterly evil megadouchebag and possibly a drug dealer (purely my own speculation based on where the fuck is he getting all that money to dress and buy ugly rings and go places and hook starlets) and his middle-parted hair is beyond stupid and I’m ten years older than he is and I KNOW all of this in my bones and I would still sleep with him. God, I suck.
He makes money from that horrible TV show and he’s also the voice of handy many which is a super popular cartoon on disneyjr…he’s a douchebag and you should be ashamed of yourself :-)
Lol @ Deryn.
“That’s your funniest impression of Mitt yet, dear.”
Looks like she spied someone who ‘Haz Cheezburger’
Fred Wurst at the annual Douches Contra el Relevance gala, desperately trying to convey a shade of nonconformism so thin not even he can see it.
Looking at this, I really want Sean Connery back.
Your jaw healed years ago. Learn to shut your fucking mouth!
I don’t think he can.
Swigging from the bottle. Not even Lohan gets snapped doing that.
Since when does crank come out of a bottle?
Proudly carrying on the British tradition of barely any ass, which is weird because, boner.
Are you trying to imply that Bristol Palin is a Limey?
Well, Alaska is… uh, right on top of Canada so, er, something something, Commonwealth something, and all of that.
I’m like, a great debater I am.
I’m torn between “you can’t spell ‘Disick’ without ‘dick’”, or just “ick”. And, for the record, I would not sleep with him. I have a one-douchebag limit. No, wait, two: Also Justin Timberlake.
My wife would hit this, according to her, as well as k-fed during the early britney days. I think a lot of women closet-love the douche bag, or at least want one bang. Just one.
I would be all judgey about the K-Fed thing but I already admitted Wilmer Valderrama and that’s way worse.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The anti-Sevigny. Thank God.
He needs to straighten up.