The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    cc
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    It’s the espresso.

  2. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    CK
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    I thought that was Dakota Fanning. Then I saw the chest. (someday, girl… someday…)

  3. Jonah Hill
    justin
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    ♫ Cheeseburger in paradise
    Heaven on earth with an onion slice
    Not too particular not too precise
    I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise
    Heard about the old time sailor men
    They eat the same thing again and again
    Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
    Well it reminds me of the menu at a holiday inn ♫

  4. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    cc
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    So, how long can she play out her ‘Desperate Housewives’ fame?

  5. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “…and then Meg Ryan goes ‘Oh… Oh… Oh…’ and then Rob Reiner’s mother says ‘I’ll have what she’s having.”

  6. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    Imoss
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    “Did you see Sin City……yeah those were the days.”

  7. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
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    Seriously? With the exception of the lack of ass, from the thumbnail I thought this was Kim Kardashian too. They’re all turning into Kims.

    • I guess we’ve seen so many pictures now that we’ve been brainwashed: Dark-haired girl + bun on the top of the head = Kardashian.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      I’ve seen a girl behind the counter of an ice-cream shop who looks exactly like Kim…

      Problem is this girl is probably seventeen.

  8. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    The left one is making the right one jealous.

  9. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Gabe Kaplan
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    You heard Michael Jackson…

    “BEAT IT!”

  10. Ian Somerhalder
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    It’s like he’s constantly looking at something ironic

  11. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Imoss
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    How much do you think she can squat, 2-3 ton?

  12. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    My dog does this when she picks up a really interesting scent. What do you suppose Carmen smells?

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      So does my dog. Does this make Carmen a pointer or a setter?

      Considering where she is, it’s best that we never know what scent she’s picked up.

      (That sounds worse than it means, doesn’t it?)

  13. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    sexy skeletor

  14. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
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    “Set sprinklers to stun!”

  15. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
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    thanks for hiding her buttface.

  16. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    cc
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    I love the Spaniards…they took the ‘The Shining’ and turned it into a comedy ‘El Hormiguero’.

  17. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “Okay, you got your picture, now tell me where can I get some chicken and waffles?”

  18. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    cc
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    I wonder who is sponsoring his date.

  19. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
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    What is that on his wrist? (It’s going to turn out to be some Florentine club wristband, isn’t it, and I’m going to look like even more of a dork than I already do. Le sigh. Or, I guess since we’re in Italy, il sigh.)

  20. Wilmer Valderrama
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “Let me show you to your table…”

  21. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
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    “Homahgah, li’l puppet, you think you’re so great you’re a preshenter on a TV show … [takes swig, slams glass down] … okay get ready caush … I CAN EJACULATE FROM MY HAIR!”

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
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    Andy Dick looks like an actual dick.

  23. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    bethy
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    “HHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNHH!!!”

  24. Gérard Depardieu
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    And Catherine Deneuve gets no recognition from Photo Boy whatsoever. Nice. (Yes, another “legendary French actor,” PB.)

  25. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
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    In trying to find out what the neck brace was about (“surgery for an old neck injury”, mmkay) I found out that woman is his wife. Man, oh man.

  26. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    leelee
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    Eddie Murphy called he wants his jacket back..ass

  27. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    Voicer
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    Good to see Whoopi Goldberg has come to accept her facial hair!

  28. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
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    She resembles to Geico Gecko somehow.

  29. Daryl Hannah
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    Oh, cool. I’m glad I saved my “shut up, hippie” from the Vanessa Hudgens picture.

    Shut up, hippie!

  30. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
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    “Hon-eee, what do you mean you’re tired of shopping? You have one free shoulder left. Come on! “

  31. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    meeps!
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    Chloe’s mom looks hot, for a wino!

  32. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
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    She looks relatively normal. For her.

  33. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    Will she be featured here regularly now that she’s pregnant? Awww…fuck yeah.

  34. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    meeps!
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    So Anna Faris tucks…?

  35. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
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    Dude, the Capulets are way swarthier than I thought…

  36. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
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    I’m sure there must be Padres fighting El Cancer somewhere in there, but all I see so far are Mamacitas firing up El Boner.

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    cc
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    Her legs have a pleasing muscularity in this picture.

    And I’ve seen her twat.

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
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    Not usually a fan, but that is one comic-worthy leg.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama
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    He’s an utterly evil megadouchebag and possibly a drug dealer (purely my own speculation based on where the fuck is he getting all that money to dress and buy ugly rings and go places and hook starlets) and his middle-parted hair is beyond stupid and I’m ten years older than he is and I KNOW all of this in my bones and I would still sleep with him. God, I suck.

  40. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    cc
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    “That’s your funniest impression of Mitt yet, dear.”

  41. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    Voicer
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    Looks like she spied someone who ‘Haz Cheezburger’

  42. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
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    Fred Wurst at the annual Douches Contra el Relevance gala, desperately trying to convey a shade of nonconformism so thin not even he can see it.

  43. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    cc
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    Looking at this, I really want Sean Connery back.

  44. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
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    Your jaw healed years ago. Learn to shut your fucking mouth!

  45. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    cc
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    Swigging from the bottle. Not even Lohan gets snapped doing that.

  46. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
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    Proudly carrying on the British tradition of barely any ass, which is weird because, boner.

  47. Scott Disick
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    I’m torn between “you can’t spell ‘Disick’ without ‘dick’”, or just “ick”. And, for the record, I would not sleep with him. I have a one-douchebag limit. No, wait, two: Also Justin Timberlake.

    • XGL

      My wife would hit this, according to her, as well as k-fed during the early britney days. I think a lot of women closet-love the douche bag, or at least want one bang. Just one.

  48. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  49. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    cc
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    The anti-Sevigny. Thank God.

  50. Ian Somerhalder
    cc
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    He needs to straighten up.

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