The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    Ronaldo
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    aging well. Still looks nice

  2. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    I thought it was Kim Kardashian

    That aint a compliment

    White dont look good on anyone but the Good Humor man , girls

  3. Gérard Depardieu
    Ronaldo
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    OMG!! is that a fat suit and makeup? He has always been on the heavy side but this is “Fat Bastard” realm.

  4. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Is he…getting drunk with a puppet???

  5. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    nice shoes, bieber.

  6. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hey everyone, let’s check out the rafters instead of the stale old cooch!

  7. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
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    Sicilians.

  8. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
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    Rockin’ the PTA, bitches.

    I hate him.

  9. Gérard Depardieu
    rican
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    And all this time I thought the Penguin in Batman was Danny de Vito.

  10. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    Crabby Old Guy
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    I definitely did NOT need to see “that”.

  11. Gérard Depardieu
    Mary Feeney
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    How do you say “Jabba” in French?

  12. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
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    Hoffman doesn’t trust him…not one bit.

  13. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
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    That is SO fetch!

  14. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Ah, 1962, I remember it well.

  15. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
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    I just heard a slide whistle making a descending note.

  16. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    bitch didn’t write no goddamn book.

  17. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    All you guys out there can make with the witty titty zingers,

    Im a WOMAN and I say “Girrrrrrrrrrrrrl, those shoes dont match SHIT!”

  18. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
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    Dang, those kids got big!

  19. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
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    Baby bump!

  20. Ian Somerhalder
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    He must be wearing his v-neck tee under the button down.

  21. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    alex
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    Dear lord. Do you think someone like Carmen Electra realizes its time to hang up the sexy outfits and just sit on the front porch drinking iced tea? I mean honestly, enough already.

    “I dont want to see that.” Valerie Cherish

  22. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Ronaldo
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    He thinks he dresses cool? Looks like he picked his clothes to wear in the dark.

    • karlito

      and they were picked out of a dumpster…what an fugly chipmunk cheeked asshole. those pants and shoes are so Justin Beiber.

  23. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmm…yes.

  24. Jonah Hill
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    I FOUND THE LESBIAN!

    What do I win?

  25. Jonah Hill
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    He sees a food truck coming

  26. Gérard Depardieu
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Come, me honeys, come to me cave of magical wonders, hehehehehe waugh! waugh!

  27. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Deacon Jones
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    That secret service guy over his right shoulder looks like he just had a heart attack.

  28. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    i want to push her off the bike.

  29. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    YAAR
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    “Momma, tell meh about how I was born againnnnn…”

  30. Scott Disick
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    He’s making the same face I make whenever I see him.

  31. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    Dormant Canadian
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    Chris Brown again?

  32. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    YAAR
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    “Who wants to hug this jacket? Come on….don’t be shy.”

  33. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    Uh, ma’am can you please put your pants on?

  34. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Diablo Dude
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    Now I really hate the Raiders!

  35. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
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    Ahhhh….the joy of youth.

  36. Daryl Hannah
    YAAR
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    “Daryl, how many decades ago were you considered attractive?”

  37. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice POA he’s got with him. I bet she’s very deep.

  38. Gérard Depardieu
    Tidbit
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    Is the French Chaz Bono pronounced Shay Bohnohohoho?

  39. Wilmer Valderrama
    YAAR
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    “I don’t always act like a douchebag but when I…wait…actually I kinda do”

  40. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    Yes.

  41. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
    Diablo Dude
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    J is for what you need to smoke before reading her book.

  42. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Tidbit
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    Maybe it’s the darkeness of my monitor, but I’m only seeing Bill Clinton in the dark surounded by glowing eyes, teeth and fingernails like an old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

  43. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dennis Rodman has been there. It doesn’t matter what else she ever does, says, wears . . . Dennis Rodman.

  44. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Eva Longoria’s career has sunk to a new low: auditioning for the Kim Kardashian lookalike contest.

  45. Jonah Hill
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    I’m sorry, there are too many disproportionally fat, gender-ambiguous people in this photo to just caption it “Jonah Hill in New York.”

  46. Philippe Cousteau Ashlan Gorse Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    (dont look down…..dont look down….the wife is watching you….dont look down)

  47. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    Tidbit
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    You already… have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister… you were right.

  48. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    it had to be said
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    She’s like the Loony Tunes before they learn about gravity. As soon as she reads a physics book that boob is falling to her navel.

  49. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
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    They should have fully extended his legs before taking this picture.

  50. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “You boys got any sisters?”

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