The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.7.13

January 7th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping with this theme, I’m just going to rattle off these names and listen into the distance for your horrified shrieks because I’m a disturbed sonofabitch who giggles with delight at that sort of thing: Alan Arkin, Charo, James Caan and Martin Sheen.

Although in fairness, old Martino Estevez still has a leg up on his boy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    You know she’s a keeper when she can give you purple nurpples with her feet…

  2. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    Herp, it does a body… uhmmm whatever this is…

  3. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    j/k
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    Travolta is doing Hairspray 2?

  4. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    I have no need to see Gary Busey’s driver’s license photo to know it’s him…

  5. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    nomnomnom
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    She used to be a handsome man, but now she’s turning into that guy that was mutated and turned to water in the first X-MEN movie.

  6. Wilmer Valderrama Peace Sign LIV Nightclub
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I understand your life did not turn out as you had anticipated. Yes? Gaze deep into my dreamy eyes as I play for you the worlds smallest violin.”

  7. Martin Sheen Yellow Teeth Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    This is the facial transition that occurs when someone asks him about his recent work… and then mentions one of his sons…

  8. Angela Kinsey Sarah Hyland Cleavage Struck By Lightning Premiere
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    She’s working her like a ventriloquist puppet…

  9. Shanola Hampton Cleavage Audi Golden Globe Kick Off Cocktail Party
    Pip Pip Cheery-O
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    Even SHE is scared of her hair…

  10. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
    DeucePickle
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    Strangely enough, this is the least crazy I’ve seen him look in years

  11. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Rock Of Ages Premiere
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    Fish, I hate to tell you how to do your job but I believe this is that Venus dude…

  12. Alexandra Burke Butt Bikini Paddleboard
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    Fish, I hate to tell you how to do your job but I believe this is that Venus dude…

  13. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    “Cran! You forgot to put the bins out!”
    “Thanks, Gazza.”

  14. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    j/k
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    In the Disney Star Wars reboot Jabba-the-Hut is a transvestite.

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    She’s dressed just like LeeLoo from Fifth element… except for… you know… the whole using a parachute for material thing…

  16. Alan Arkin Bloodshot Eyes Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Fuck you, Kevin Pollak.

  17. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Lakers Game
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    They’re both imagining the paydays ahead from Kim’s baby…

  18. Naomi Judd
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    Hi Rose. How’s the job-hunt?

  19. Kate Bosworth Michael Polish
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    Wow, talk about only having one good side… Poor guy…

  20. Josh Brolin Mugshot Public Intoxication
    ThisWillHurt
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    The face of innocence.

  21. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    Dan Quayle
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    Simon

  22. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    How cute… A-rod likes to play hide-and-go-seek with his maid and his boyfriend…

  23. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Someone’s in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soul!”

  24. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    DeucePickle
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    A joke about how she looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

  25. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    eatme
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    “Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?”

  26. James Caan Red Face Neck Rolls Winter TCA Tour
    CrashHell
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    “Look at how they’ve massacred my boy.”

  27. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “Carmen who? Oh right, no she’s just a whore I pay from time to time”

  28. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    Britney Spears?

  29. Martin Sheen Yellow Teeth Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    “How the hell did ny lips end u’ on the ceiling?”

  30. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Interestingly enough, Ryan Seacrest makes the same face when a woman does that.

  31. Stephen Baldwin Duck Lips Winter TCA Tour
    DeucePickle
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    Bio-Dome

  32. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    B&WMinstrel
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    FemmePlastic!

  33. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ugh… I’d rather do James Caan.

  34. Dominic Monaghan Hitler Moustache Winter TCA Tour
    ThisWillHurt
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    Someone made a poopie while explaining what boobs feel like.

  35. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    She smells like Coochie Coochie!

  36. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Chastity Bono’s transformation is finally complete.

  37. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    Look at me! I’m half of the covers from “Rolling Stone” magazine!

  38. Stephen Baldwin Duck Lips Winter TCA Tour
    CrashHell
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    AKA – Skateboarding Jesus Baldwin

  39. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “Well, Pinch my nipples, that pussy looks good!”

  40. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    You can tell her age by counting the rings on her forehead.

  41. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    This is what happens when the botox wears off and they can’t pull the skin back anymore.

  42. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    Cock Dr
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    Simon begins the preliminary foreplay by working over his own moobs. The man knows what he likes best.

  43. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Rock Of Ages Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    If she was pregnant she’d be holding it up with her hand. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER STOMACH?

  44. Dominic Monaghan Hitler Moustache Winter TCA Tour
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    Demonstrating how he tried to hold on to Kate with his wittle warry hands…

  45. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    tom
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    Woah how time has passed!

  46. Kate Bosworth Michael Polish
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who’s going to tell her that he would rather do James Caan too?

  47. James Caan Red Face Neck Rolls Winter TCA Tour
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    His neck-gina looks freshly waxed.

  48. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    “”I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!”"

  49. Wilmer Valderrama Peace Sign LIV Nightclub
    CrashHell
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    Wish I could bash, but I can’t…He got Lohan at her prime…17.

  50. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Someone, somewhere had sex with this thing.

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