Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight.
Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s penis,
- The Superficial
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Good one black
I love whoever this is
It says on the top right: Imogen Thomas. She’s a lingerie model. And very gorgeous.
yeah, i love her
She’s flashing Y for Yeti.
I would kiss her ass all day long.
that’s one way to get a promotion…
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
Shave.
Where’s a sharker when you need one?
Eh, unnecessary.
Dude, this is Kate Upton you’re talking about, goggle her.
Thou shalt not shit on Kate….that being said, she looks like shit here and those boobs are way too low for her age
They’re not too low for her age, actually. Big breasts that are real can look like that no matter what the girl or woman’s age is. I bet the shirt she’s wearing is making them look like they are lower or less perky than they really are (I know this from experience).
And she posted this on her Twitter as ‘LOL Black People’
chris walken called.
he knows what he wants.
and he wants his hair back.
oh sweet mama….#1 on my list, period
So no one is going to mention that he’s wearing a tank top and a huge wool hat ? No one ?
That’s his hair! Racist!
funny tom
I bet she thought he was Don Cheadle.
THIS.^
It’s not?!
If those things were thrust in my face I’d start convulsing like that fucker in Trainspotting
“I can’t wait til Queen Amadala calls me”
She has ugly tits.
No she doesn’t! What’s the matter with you, are you Stupid or some-…oh, wait…never mind.
still high.
The girls are thinking “we are not getting paid nearly enough for this gig”.
hes like charlie sheen on nightquil.
Better than a cold shower.
Is she wearing paste on areolas?
Are there supposed to be 5 tri-mesters ?
Niiiice ass. +1
Rollllllllllerrrrrrrrr coooooooooooasterrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
You bastard! That did not taste like doughnut glaze!
She’s pissed because he is already checking out his next ride.
When the boobs hit your eye
Cos they’re yanked up so high
That’s a Moiré
Nice.
I see what you did there.
When an eel rushes out
And he bites off your snout,
That’s a moray!
She probably saw a reflection of that cop’s hat in the glass.
Tits always look best when they’re in the middle of your torso.
Gollum?
“Damn, I just got to ask Kellan who does his breasts, they’re so perky and firm.”
Just saw CB and he did not hit her, yet.
When I would do this to Rusty, heroine would shoot out.
One tiny pinch for Katy, one giant purple nipple for gay mankind.
I like it!
Maybe she’s trying to get a job at Penn State?
Great job God!
She’s baked.
Remember Superficial, you can never go wrong with showing great racks.
You mean of your life…….
Did not mean to reply to you. Sorry!
The only other ass that big in Utah is attached to a plow.
That face is hideous.
No, it really isn’t. Just a lousy photo. She’s actually quite pretty.
I was thinking Rumor Willis, so, yeah. FUG.
He only drove the 700 miles to Park City, Utah to make sure that teenage girl was okay being home alone Mr. Hansen.
does he have a lackey who walks around with a fan blowing in his face?
They call the wind Maria
I LOL’d
He doesn’t have time for questions; he’s only there that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.
Is it really a behind the scenes pic when it’s her clearly posed and it’s also a picture of something on a television screen?
It’s a photo of a computer monitor, not a TV, pro photogs use wireless setups with WPS enabled cameras connected to PC’s on a LAN during shoots so they can see results almost instantly and reshoot as necessary. So, yeah, it’s a behind the scenes shot… a photo of a photo.
doesn’t get more ‘behind the scenes’ than that! and we thank you
He looks like a bobble-head.
He looks like a microphone.
If he really looked like a microphone, the Kardashian in the background would have stopped and made the face.
He looks like a fucking Pez dispenser.
No, still don’t get.
Purple nerple!
Charlie Brown … the crack years.
I would creep her out so bad!
*I decided to be honest rather than make up crap that will never happen*
Well done!
Later that night, on twitter…
Kirsten Dunst: YAY Wesley Snipes is out of jail!
Michael K. Williams: I didn’t know Roy Orbison had a daughter, but I think I’m going to fuck her later.
It’s all about treating your body with respect. He’s glad now he never got in to cycling.