The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.23.12

January 23rd, 2012 // 601 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight.

Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s penis,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-GriffinFame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. William H. Macy Nose Bandage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    No one creeps up behind Eric Roberts

  2. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Lingerie
    DeucePickle
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    I love whoever this is

  3. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    She’s flashing Y for Yeti.

  4. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Coyote
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    I would kiss her ass all day long.

  5. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

    Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

    Shave.

  6. Rihanna See Through Shirt
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    Where’s a sharker when you need one?

  7. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
    Deacon Jones
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    Dude, this is Kate Upton you’re talking about, goggle her.

    Thou shalt not shit on Kate….that being said, she looks like shit here and those boobs are way too low for her age

    • Trek Girl

      They’re not too low for her age, actually. Big breasts that are real can look like that no matter what the girl or woman’s age is. I bet the shirt she’s wearing is making them look like they are lower or less perky than they really are (I know this from experience).

  8. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
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    And she posted this on her Twitter as ‘LOL Black People’

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    pretty vacant
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    chris walken called.
    he knows what he wants.
    and he wants his hair back.

  10. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    oh sweet mama….#1 on my list, period

  11. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
    DeucePickle
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    So no one is going to mention that he’s wearing a tank top and a huge wool hat ? No one ?

  12. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
    The Pope
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    I bet she thought he was Don Cheadle.

  13. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    If those things were thrust in my face I’d start convulsing like that fucker in Trainspotting

  14. Jude Law
    DeucePickle
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    “I can’t wait til Queen Amadala calls me”

  15. Rihanna See Through Shirt
    Stupid
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    She has ugly tits.

  16. Rihanna See Through Shirt
    Jill Ess
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    still high.

  17. Corey Feldman
    tlmck
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    The girls are thinking “we are not getting paid nearly enough for this gig”.

  18. Corey Feldman
    pretty vacant
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    hes like charlie sheen on nightquil.

  19. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
    tlmck
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    Better than a cold shower.

  20. Dita Von Teese See Through Shirt
    tlmck
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    Is she wearing paste on areolas?

  21. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    DeucePickle
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    Are there supposed to be 5 tri-mesters ?

  22. Coco Butt Tight Pants
    Racer X
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    Niiiice ass. +1

  23. Oprah
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    Rollllllllllerrrrrrrrr coooooooooooasterrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

  24. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
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    You bastard! That did not taste like doughnut glaze!

  25. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
    tlmck
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    She’s pissed because he is already checking out his next ride.

  26. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Lingerie
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When the boobs hit your eye
    Cos they’re yanked up so high
    That’s a Moiré

  27. Layla Flaherty Desperate Scousewives
    The Pope
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    She probably saw a reflection of that cop’s hat in the glass.

  28. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
    Do_Freebird
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    Tits always look best when they’re in the middle of your torso.

  29. Aaron Paul
    tlmck
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    Gollum?

  30. Kellan Lutz Kate Upton Nipples
    Do_Freebird
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    “Damn, I just got to ask Kellan who does his breasts, they’re so perky and firm.”

  31. Rihanna See Through Shirt
    tlmck
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    Just saw CB and he did not hit her, yet.

  32. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
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    When I would do this to Rusty, heroine would shoot out.

  33. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
    Do_Freebird
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    One tiny pinch for Katy, one giant purple nipple for gay mankind.

  34. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
    The Pope
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    Maybe she’s trying to get a job at Penn State?

  35. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Great job God!

  36. Rihanna See Through Shirt
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    She’s baked.

  37. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Do_Freebird
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    Remember Superficial, you can never go wrong with showing great racks.

  38. Coco Butt Tight Pants
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    The only other ass that big in Utah is attached to a plow.

  39. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Lingerie
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    That face is hideous.

  40. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    He only drove the 700 miles to Park City, Utah to make sure that teenage girl was okay being home alone Mr. Hansen.

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    does he have a lackey who walks around with a fan blowing in his face?

  42. Michael Cera Moustache Gilligan Hat
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    He doesn’t have time for questions; he’s only there that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.

  43. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Lingerie
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    Is it really a behind the scenes pic when it’s her clearly posed and it’s also a picture of something on a television screen?

    • sooooooosuperficial

      It’s a photo of a computer monitor, not a TV, pro photogs use wireless setups with WPS enabled cameras connected to PC’s on a LAN during shoots so they can see results almost instantly and reshoot as necessary. So, yeah, it’s a behind the scenes shot… a photo of a photo.

  44. Lenny Kravitz See Through Tank Top Knit Hat
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    He looks like a bobble-head.

  45. Ali Larter
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    No, still don’t get.

  46. Katy Perry Nipple Tweak
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    Purple nerple!

  47. Aaron Paul
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    Charlie Brown … the crack years.

  48. Bar Refaeli
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    I would creep her out so bad!

    *I decided to be honest rather than make up crap that will never happen*

  49. Michael K. Williams Kirsten Dunst Twitter
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    Later that night, on twitter…
    Kirsten Dunst: YAY Wesley Snipes is out of jail!
    Michael K. Williams: I didn’t know Roy Orbison had a daughter, but I think I’m going to fuck her later.

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s all about treating your body with respect. He’s glad now he never got in to cycling.

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