The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    I keep getting this porn site.

  2. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
    Vladmir
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    Tits or GTFO

  3. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    contusion
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    I think this is part of a different photo set called “Alive or Dead?”

  4. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
    journalschism
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    Ned from the Bubba The Love Sponge Show steps out.

  5. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    anonymous
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    Milli Vanilli sure got fat.

  6. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
    Swearin
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    Actually, those are her breasts’ code letters, like MI6 uses. The left one is the tech geek, I guess

  7. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    Swearin
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    Paparazzi: “Nice Halloween costume, Neil!”
    NPH: “Ah, yes…Halloween…”

  8. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    Swearin
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    Sobriety on him is the greatest costume of all

  9. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Blossom got back.

  10. Lionel Richie Crotch Grab
    Swearin
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    Apparently, Michael Jackson’s ghost is possessing other singers this Halloween

  11. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Swearin
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    “Haha, Tom Selleck is SO going to murder us!”

  12. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Ruckus
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    HAHAHAHA AWESOME CAMERON DIAZ COSTUME!!

  13. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Pimptastic
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    “I have a booger, sir” “and I will eat said booger, my good man”

  14. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    Pimptastic
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    That isnt the ballpark hot dog this kid had in mind!!

  15. Coco Cleavage
    Pimptastic
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    Id club the shit outa that baby seal !!!

  16. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
    Oz Matters
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    I think her chin has finally got to the size where the only option left would be to perform a caesarean.

  17. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Oz Matters
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    A face so hard you could strike a match on it.

  18. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
    Swearin
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    Deepak Chopra does not approve of Hipster Jesus baptizing the scion of Beckham

  19. Christina Milian Cleavage
    Swearin
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    Blake Shelton & Adam Levine went as Mario & Luigi, Cee-Lo was Bowser, and Christina Aguilera was Toad

  20. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
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    Hot, slutty Mayim Biyalik.

  21. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
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    Make way for the whore.

  22. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Who pissed her off?

  23. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    This picture has too much awesomeness in it. Can’t say a bad word about either of them.

  24. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
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    Did you know that bees die after they sting you? The stinger rips out a part of their guts. On topic, that’s one sad looking bee.

  25. Coco Cleavage
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    I’d rock her like a hurricane.

  26. Patricia Arquette Drunk Cleavage LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    Wow, she hit the wall hard.

  27. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
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    This is pretty good.

  28. Christina Milian Cleavage
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    Always sexy.

  29. Alexa Vega Cleavage Pink Wig Halloween Costume
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    She grew up nicely. And now she’s old enough for me to say that I want to fuck her. Looks like a slutty Velma.

  30. Phoebe Price Cleavage Queen Of Hearts Costume
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    The heart on the check is to cover up the herpes sores.

  31. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
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    I love this crazy woman. She’s pretty sexy too. Not bad for over 40.

  32. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Fred Ziffel
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    Tropical herpes ?

  33. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
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    Still not as gay as twilight.

  34. Jessica White Halloween Lingerie Party
    Fred Ziffel
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    Will leave a genetic blueprint sample in your mouth

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Oz Matters
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    What we face may look insurmountable. But I learned something from all those years of training and competing. I learned something from all those sets and reps when I didn’t think I could lift another ounce of weight. What I learned is that we are always stronger than we know.
    - – - Arnold Schwarzenegger

  36. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
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    Anyone else sees the maid from family guy??
    “No nooo. ees no good.”

  37. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
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    Where’s Charlie Murphy when you need him…

  38. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    Obviously pleased as punch to see her toes again.

  39. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Bringbackbabalu
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    Everyone is so jealous, this girl is still a 10 and she probably isn’t anything like poor, jealous peasants on here make her out to be. She is like a princess, it is so easy to hate on her perfection. I guarantee if any of you had a chance to be with her, you would in a second. The truth is, its all and act for stupid people and you all bought it.

    • Fred Ziffel

      if we could get past her personality , we might find her attractive. She is the posterchild for an over – entitled , self promoting case of vapidity .
      I think that outside of a quickie outside a bar at 2 AM, not many guys would find her such a catch.

    • Nikki? Who taught you who to read and then how to use a computer?

    • richie

      I dig her a lot. she’s always sexy. Plus, forget personality – the site is “The Superficial” isn’t it? She is what she is and who cares. Unlike others that come and go, she’s been consistently hot for several years.

    • Her being a cunt is an act to please us? Can you tell her to go away, because that’s what we really want.

  40. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
    no use
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    That is the best sad Stryper groupie I have ever seen.

  41. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    tlmck
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    I would say that somebody should take that fine axe and beat him with it, but I couldn’t do that to a fine axe.

  42. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    Brit
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    Chris Brown leaves as Rose McGowen enters.

  43. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Brit
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    Your move, John Hamm

  44. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
    Brit
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    Opening a store? Looks like she’s going to open it via the shop-front window and her chin.

  45. Jonah Hill
    tara
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    i’d hit it.

  46. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Brit
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    Yessir, I sincerely believe that Russia is our number one enemy, Obama is a Kenyan muslim socialist and that liberals hate America. Thank you for helping us keep government hands off our Medicare.

  47. Cameron Diaz
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    Wow…Kirsten Dunst has really gone downhill. :(

  48. Cameron Diaz
    Chuchu
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    I thought this was a mug shot!

  49. Will Ferrell Tom Hanks Matching Moustaches LACMA Art And Film Gala
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    “You look like shit!” **JINX!**

  50. Cameron Diaz
    Fred Ziffel
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    Looks tired ! ZZZZzzzzzzzz

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