Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.
See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,
- Photo Boy
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I keep getting this porn site.
Tits or GTFO
I think this is part of a different photo set called “Alive or Dead?”
Ned from the Bubba The Love Sponge Show steps out.
Milli Vanilli sure got fat.
Actually, those are her breasts’ code letters, like MI6 uses. The left one is the tech geek, I guess
Paparazzi: “Nice Halloween costume, Neil!”
NPH: “Ah, yes…Halloween…”
Sobriety on him is the greatest costume of all
Blossom got back.
Apparently, Michael Jackson’s ghost is possessing other singers this Halloween
“Haha, Tom Selleck is SO going to murder us!”
HAHAHAHA AWESOME CAMERON DIAZ COSTUME!!
“I have a booger, sir” “and I will eat said booger, my good man”
That isnt the ballpark hot dog this kid had in mind!!
Id club the shit outa that baby seal !!!
I think her chin has finally got to the size where the only option left would be to perform a caesarean.
A face so hard you could strike a match on it.
Deepak Chopra does not approve of Hipster Jesus baptizing the scion of Beckham
Blake Shelton & Adam Levine went as Mario & Luigi, Cee-Lo was Bowser, and Christina Aguilera was Toad
Hot, slutty Mayim Biyalik.
Make way for the whore.
Who pissed her off?
This picture has too much awesomeness in it. Can’t say a bad word about either of them.
Did you know that bees die after they sting you? The stinger rips out a part of their guts. On topic, that’s one sad looking bee.
I’d rock her like a hurricane.
Wow, she hit the wall hard.
This is pretty good.
Always sexy.
She grew up nicely. And now she’s old enough for me to say that I want to fuck her. Looks like a slutty Velma.
The heart on the check is to cover up the herpes sores.
I love this crazy woman. She’s pretty sexy too. Not bad for over 40.
Tropical herpes ?
Still not as gay as twilight.
Will leave a genetic blueprint sample in your mouth
What we face may look insurmountable. But I learned something from all those years of training and competing. I learned something from all those sets and reps when I didn’t think I could lift another ounce of weight. What I learned is that we are always stronger than we know.
- – - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Anyone else sees the maid from family guy??
“No nooo. ees no good.”
Where’s Charlie Murphy when you need him…
Obviously pleased as punch to see her toes again.
Everyone is so jealous, this girl is still a 10 and she probably isn’t anything like poor, jealous peasants on here make her out to be. She is like a princess, it is so easy to hate on her perfection. I guarantee if any of you had a chance to be with her, you would in a second. The truth is, its all and act for stupid people and you all bought it.
if we could get past her personality , we might find her attractive. She is the posterchild for an over – entitled , self promoting case of vapidity .
I think that outside of a quickie outside a bar at 2 AM, not many guys would find her such a catch.
Nikki? Who taught you who to read and then how to use a computer?
I dig her a lot. she’s always sexy. Plus, forget personality – the site is “The Superficial” isn’t it? She is what she is and who cares. Unlike others that come and go, she’s been consistently hot for several years.
Her being a cunt is an act to please us? Can you tell her to go away, because that’s what we really want.
That is the best sad Stryper groupie I have ever seen.
I would say that somebody should take that fine axe and beat him with it, but I couldn’t do that to a fine axe.
Chris Brown leaves as Rose McGowen enters.
Your move, John Hamm
Opening a store? Looks like she’s going to open it via the shop-front window and her chin.
i’d hit it.
Yessir, I sincerely believe that Russia is our number one enemy, Obama is a Kenyan muslim socialist and that liberals hate America. Thank you for helping us keep government hands off our Medicare.
Wow…Kirsten Dunst has really gone downhill. :(
I thought this was a mug shot!
“You look like shit!” **JINX!**
Looks tired ! ZZZZzzzzzzzz