The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition

October 29th, 2012 // 712 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.

See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
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    Isn’t This Kate Middleton (joke)?

  2. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Pssassskjsffdshhhhhhhhhhhh…..that’s the sound of your monitor melting

  3. Cameron Diaz
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Nice Halloween mask!

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Dina Crackwhore
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    It’s not a tooomar

  5. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    She’s not even trying anymore.. Just picks the floozy looking outfit and goes with it…

    • ….15 plus people have died due to this hurricane. And yet, the Paris Hiltons, and Kim Kardashians, and their living abortions of supporters live on.

      I believe the questions to if there is a God or there isn’t a God has been unequivocally answered, with a resounding– FUCK NO!!!

  6. Fergie Cleavage Legs Minidress Josh Duhamel Old Hippie Halloween Costume
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    This is actually relly good. Angeleyne & Dennis Woodruff (L.A. fixtures)

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hey, nostrils need exercise too!

  8. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    Contusion
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    Checkin’ that side mirror to see if he could still punch her before he leaves.

  9. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    Don Draper's Dad
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    The Lamborghini is court ordered. So much harder to slam the broad’s head whose ass he’s ogling in those scissor doors.

  10. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    Dina Crackwhore
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    Why doesn’t this dress have it’s own post??

  11. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
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    Dude thinking: Don’t look at his phone.. DON’T look at his phone…

  12. Bar Refaeli Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Man Of The Year Awards
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Wait, she had a dick this whole time? I need to go lock myself in a closet now.

  13. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    Johnny P!
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    Uhhh… from the ‘Talent-Competition-on-Hibiscus-Island’ scene from Muriel’s Wedding?

  14. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
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    Bieber flashback…

  15. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So then I was like, Biebs, you’re getting a record deal!

  16. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
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    What is it with old chicks and dressing up as Wonder Woman?

    • BigOkie

      What it is… is a trend that needs to fucking stop!!!

    • Wonder Woman is the first choice for many women when they want to dress up as a superhero because she is the original female superhero. Even though she’s basically a weaker female Superman.

      She’s also the first female superhero that isn’t a sidekick/off-shoot of a male superhero (Batgirl/Supergirl etc) Women like her because she’s a symbol of female power, being an Amazonian Princess and all.

      She appeals to women of all ages, especially middle aged women who feel the need to regain some kind of control in their lives or show that they have power.

  17. Jeremy Renner Derpface LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Dina Crackwhore
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    What a hideous mask!

  18. Heather McDonald Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume
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    What is it with old chicks and dressing up as Wonder Woman?

  19. Mischa Barton No Make Up
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    Crack! it does the body uhmmm… never mind…

  20. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    Contusion
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    Nothing up my sleeve. Nothing at all. Except for this anal probe. Otherwise, nothing up the sleeve.

  21. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    expecting more creamy white stuff dripping off his face.

  22. David Beckham Crotch Grab
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    I see the master now has a young apprentice….

  23. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    He’s regretting tattooing every inch out of his cock. It itches too much.

  24. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
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    Yeah, this is her father.
    No, I can’t get you a date with her…
    I barely speak to her myself…

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    Contusion
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    Is the promo she’s shooting designed to make you not want to watch? Because…it’s working.

  26. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    Contusion
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    A butler and a countess. What is this…Sesame Street?

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    At the mention of “rings” her head swiftly turned and zeroed in on a hapless Wendy’s customer ordering his favorite onion treat. “Next time”, she thought, “next time you’ll want real rings but then it will be too late”.

  28. Victoria Beckham Russell Brand LA Galaxy Game
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    That lady in the background’s expression says it all: Bitch! you crazy?

  29. Neil Patrick Harris Shirtless Crazy Eyes Halloween Costume
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Not pictured: Papa Joe giving him a BJ

  30. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Contusion
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    Even Mitt’s phone banks look like it’s 1963.

  31. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    “Is this really Jon Voight?!? The famous actor? Wow!!”

    “Yes, I’m really Jon Voight”

    “Holy shit! Well this is my goddamn cell phone asshole, take me off your goddamn list and quit fucking calling”

  32. Mayra Verónica Butt Spandex Suit PlayStation Epic Halloween Bash
    Contusion
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    Mooooooo. Oh.

  33. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
    1NDUN
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    Tits on a boar.

  34. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    Contusion
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    Looks like there must be a big clip in the back pulling the skin back and holding it taught.

  35. Gerard Butler Countess Luann De Lesseps Cleavage Halloween Costumes
    Johnny P!
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    I’m surprised he’d wear anything that might even remotely remind people that he starred in the dog’s-breakfast film adaptation of ‘The Phantom of the Opera’…

  36. Mischa Barton No Make Up
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “Wait they know me here? Am I on Punk’d? German Ashton Kutcher, is that you over there?!”

  37. Paris Hilton Cleavage Midriff Legs Miniskirt Halloween Costume
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    The top of her head is definitely her best angle.

  38. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    1NDUN
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    Pig pickin’.

  39. Amber Valletta Nipples See Through Dress LACMA Art And Film Gala
    Contusion
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    Great Sharon Stone costume.

  40. Reese Witherspoon Post Baby Body Tight Dress
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Alright, you got the Joker part in the Batman reboot.

  41. Katie Price Cleavage Midriff Leather Pants Drunk
    Johnny P!
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    Cool ‘Frankenhooker’ costume!

  42. Usher Power 99 FM Powerhouse 30th Anniversary Concert
    1NDUN
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    Usher showing Bieber to his seat.

  43. Brittany Snow Cleavage Bumble Bee Minidress Costume
    Contusion
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    Pittsburgh Steelers throwback cheerleader?

  44. Chris Brown Checking Out Chicks In Rear View Mirror Playboy Mansion Halloween Party
    I'mCool
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    “Objects in mirror are less beaten-up than they appear”

  45. Arnold Schwarzenegger Picking Nose Neck Tattoo
    j/k
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    What? The old man with the neck-tat was your governor? You’re not from New Jersey?

  46. Jonah Hill
    CrashHell
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    You know, you could really be having the most horrible day in the entirety of one’s lifetime, but as soon as you read the comments here for a Jonah Hill picture, the black hole of shit just fades away and is replaced by a jew with an invisable chocalate milk shake…The Middle East needs this kind of catharsis.

  47. Diddy Rick James Halloween Costume Playboy Masion Party
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Blasphemy. Thou shalt never use the Purple One’s likeness in vain.

  48. Olga Kurylenko Bikini
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Vor ‘Alloveen, eye vil sker yoo vit my lack of teets!

  49. Jon Voight Mitt Romney Nevada Campaign Headquarters
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yes I will give you Angie’s phone number if you vote Romney

  50. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Side Boob Legs Slit Dress LACMA 2012 Art And Film Gala
    1NDUN
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    GU. My (dirty) thoughts exactly.

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