Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each other (What is this, Russia?), enjoy this collection that’s mostly slutty Halloween costumes. Starting with Gerard Butler who’s basically just roll-calling it now through Real Housewives, followed by Chris Brown the ever-subtle gentleman suitor, Baldy Spice, and finally, invisible Justin Bieber on his knees.
See you tomorrow or sometime mid-November from a Starbucks in the midwest,
- Photo Boy
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Isn’t This Kate Middleton (joke)?
Pssassskjsffdshhhhhhhhhhhh…..that’s the sound of your monitor melting
Nice Halloween mask!
Goes with the pineapple costume.
That’s the “No, I’m really happy for Justin and Jessica and their Italian wedding” bitter, old maid mask.
i remember when she was in the movie “The Mask” and then i see her now and i cry.
Me too! WTF happened!
18 years, that’s what happened.
It’s not a tooomar
You. You referenced JibJab. I like you
She’s not even trying anymore.. Just picks the floozy looking outfit and goes with it…
….15 plus people have died due to this hurricane. And yet, the Paris Hiltons, and Kim Kardashians, and their living abortions of supporters live on.
I believe the questions to if there is a God or there isn’t a God has been unequivocally answered, with a resounding– FUCK NO!!!
This is actually relly good. Angeleyne & Dennis Woodruff (L.A. fixtures)
Hey, nostrils need exercise too!
Checkin’ that side mirror to see if he could still punch her before he leaves.
The Lamborghini is court ordered. So much harder to slam the broad’s head whose ass he’s ogling in those scissor doors.
The attack happened in a Lambo, but other wise a very clever comment
Why doesn’t this dress have it’s own post??
Amen to that….
Dude thinking: Don’t look at his phone.. DON’T look at his phone…
Wait, she had a dick this whole time? I need to go lock myself in a closet now.
Uhhh… from the ‘Talent-Competition-on-Hibiscus-Island’ scene from Muriel’s Wedding?
Bieber flashback…
So then I was like, Biebs, you’re getting a record deal!
What is it with old chicks and dressing up as Wonder Woman?
What it is… is a trend that needs to fucking stop!!!
Wonder Woman is the first choice for many women when they want to dress up as a superhero because she is the original female superhero. Even though she’s basically a weaker female Superman.
She’s also the first female superhero that isn’t a sidekick/off-shoot of a male superhero (Batgirl/Supergirl etc) Women like her because she’s a symbol of female power, being an Amazonian Princess and all.
She appeals to women of all ages, especially middle aged women who feel the need to regain some kind of control in their lives or show that they have power.
But Wonder Woman is awesome (seriously, read the New 52 WW). These women are not.
I agree. I wasn’t shitting on the character at all. I love Wonder Woman.
I like her because Lynda Carter had a great rack. I know, I am cerebral that way.
What a hideous mask!
What is it with old chicks and dressing up as Wonder Woman?
Crack! it does the body uhmmm… never mind…
Nothing up my sleeve. Nothing at all. Except for this anal probe. Otherwise, nothing up the sleeve.
expecting more creamy white stuff dripping off his face.
I see the master now has a young apprentice….
He’s regretting tattooing every inch out of his cock. It itches too much.
Yeah, this is her father.
No, I can’t get you a date with her…
I barely speak to her myself…
Is the promo she’s shooting designed to make you not want to watch? Because…it’s working.
A butler and a countess. What is this…Sesame Street?
1…2…3 STD’s!
Ah, ah, ah!
At the mention of “rings” her head swiftly turned and zeroed in on a hapless Wendy’s customer ordering his favorite onion treat. “Next time”, she thought, “next time you’ll want real rings but then it will be too late”.
The ‘thumbs-down’ button is broken.
So: THUMBS DOWN and give it a rest already
That lady in the background’s expression says it all: Bitch! you crazy?
That lady is the nanny and she’s all, “Noooooo.”
“I need more Lemon Pledge.”
Not pictured: Papa Joe giving him a BJ
SO GROSS! HAHAHHHAAA!
Even Mitt’s phone banks look like it’s 1963.
“Sorry, he can’t come to the phone he’s still out on his mission.”
“Is this really Jon Voight?!? The famous actor? Wow!!”
“Yes, I’m really Jon Voight”
“Holy shit! Well this is my goddamn cell phone asshole, take me off your goddamn list and quit fucking calling”
Mooooooo. Oh.
Yeah, that was my thought too at first.
Tits on a boar.
Looks like there must be a big clip in the back pulling the skin back and holding it taught.
Too bad there isn’t one on her stomach.
I’m surprised he’d wear anything that might even remotely remind people that he starred in the dog’s-breakfast film adaptation of ‘The Phantom of the Opera’…
The Phantom of The Opera was wonderful
“Wait they know me here? Am I on Punk’d? German Ashton Kutcher, is that you over there?!”
The top of her head is definitely her best angle.
Pig pickin’.
Great Sharon Stone costume.
Alright, you got the Joker part in the Batman reboot.
Cool ‘Frankenhooker’ costume!
Usher showing Bieber to his seat.
Pittsburgh Steelers throwback cheerleader?
Beat me to it!:)
“Objects in mirror are less beaten-up than they appear”
What? The old man with the neck-tat was your governor? You’re not from New Jersey?
You know, you could really be having the most horrible day in the entirety of one’s lifetime, but as soon as you read the comments here for a Jonah Hill picture, the black hole of shit just fades away and is replaced by a jew with an invisable chocalate milk shake…The Middle East needs this kind of catharsis.
Blasphemy. Thou shalt never use the Purple One’s likeness in vain.
Especially if you are a NO Talent Hack
I agree.
Vor ‘Alloveen, eye vil sker yoo vit my lack of teets!
Yes I will give you Angie’s phone number if you vote Romney
GU. My (dirty) thoughts exactly.