The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.2.11

September 2nd, 2011 // 629 Comments

“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.

On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”

Committed to better posting through crippling indecisiveness,

- The Superficial

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  1. Chris Brown
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    How he hasn’t been pulled over and beaten.. oh wait.. Right, L.A.

  2. Jennifer Garner Thong
    bday55
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    I see London, I see France…..

  3. Mickey Rourke
    catapostrophe
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    Gun to her back.

  4. Keanu Reeves
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    It’s his birthday today. Shouldn’t he be on a bench eating a cupcake?

  5. Bar Refaeli
    bday55
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    Why do I wonder what her starfish looks like?

  6. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Ballin Collin
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    pic of the day

  7. Fabio
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    Man, Criss Angel needs to lay off the sun…

  8. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
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    “Oh Gerard Depardieu!”

  9. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
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    What we are witnessing here is Katie’s weekly allotment of emotional expression. Let us bask in its glory.

  10. Ali Larter
    ggg
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    Christ, the woman just gave birth! She’s been starving herself…

  11. Jayde Nicole Minidress Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    she has a nasty case of ‘Shannon Dougherty eye’. wow.

  12. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
    ggg
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    Where did all that leg fat come from?

  13. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
    bday55
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    nice bum

  14. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
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    I guess “Rihanna” would have cost too much at the mall kiosk.

  15. Wilmer Valderrama Scarf Sunglasses
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    What the f*** do you mean “Ricky”??? I’m the Fez bitch…

  16. Bar Refaeli
    Fletch
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    Hmm, tasty!

  17. The Situation Jen Boronico
    Any Guy
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    these dudes are nauseating already.

  18. Ice T Airport Security
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    Here comes problem 100…

  19. Evan Rachel Wood
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    It’s really nice to see a celebrity willing to share their secret to stardom…

  20. Mr T Snickers
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    I LOVE MR. T THANK YOU FISH!!!!!!!

  21. Kate Winslet Breasts
    ggg
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    Doesn’t she get old?? For god’s sake, woman, get old and fat already.

  22. Antonio Banderas
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    “Hey Arnold! Look who I ran into!!!!”

  23. Kate Winslet Breasts
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Fake. The shadows are all w… what the fuck is up with that dress?

  24. Ice T Airport Security
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    You’re telling me MY wife went through there without lubricant????

  25. Mickey Rourke
    Fletch
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    Dayum, he looks like the Phantom of the Opera

  26. Al Pacino Headband
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    When the hell did he become an old woman???

  27. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Who says there’s no truth in advertising?

  28. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
    Hugh Gentry
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    which one is her?

  29. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
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    You gotta love it when girls like that are naive enough to think their small hands will cover their huge breasts.. Bless their soul..

  30. Jennifer Garner Thong
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    You can take the girl out of West Virginia, but you can’t take the West Virginia out of the girl.

  31. Keanu Reeves
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    “Oh shit….there’s Fabio…god, I hope he doesn’t see me…please don’t let him see me..please…”

  32. Fletch

    I love boobs but not when they are attached to a tranny.

  33. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Hugh Gentry
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    saved the best for last. thank you.

  34. Evan Rachel Wood
    I stink
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    this is what the anerexic Adele would look like.

  35. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Isla Fisher
    Charlie Hodge
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    Next on Lifetime “Paris and Lindsay: The True Story”

  36. Fabio
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    “Oh hey! Keanu! What’s up?! Keanu! Hey…Keanu Reeves!”

  37. Chris Brown
    Colin
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    He looks like a mental patient in half of his pictures.

  38. Chris Brown
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    With wrists that limp he’ll never be able to generate any power with his backhand.

  39. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
    I stink
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    how incredibly average.

  40. Ricky Martin
    Colin
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    Ricky Martin in Ur-a-gay.

  41. Kate Winslet Breasts
    JJ
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    Holy Sh*t she looks hot! I have never seen her look as hot with her clothes on!

  42. Clarence Beeks

    I think she is gorgeous and looks great. However, she is full of shit saying she hasn’t had any work done. Bitch, in Titanic, you had a different nose.

    • Jack Napier

      Yeah, typical actor, full of shit. She’s had work done for sure.

      • Clarence Beeks

        Right? These people forget they are on FILM, and in PICTURES all over the Internet. I am NOT blind. Stop lying already! Even Halle Berry had a nose job- she was pretty, but not the stunningly beautiful creature she is now. There are SO many people- 85% of Hollywood has had something tweaked on their faces to be better looking.

      • Jack Napier

        Halle had a lot more than a nose job. Check out her highschool pics. She was smart though, small surgeries every few years so it wasn’t noticeable. Now 15 years later she doesn’t even look like the same person. She went from pretty average to a head turner.

  43. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
    Colin
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    Danny DeVito! I love your work!

  44. Kate Winslet Breasts
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    “yes i am the shit!”

  45. Jennifer Garner Thong
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    “now let mommy show you how a throng feels like”

  46. Hugh Jackman Lipton Tea
    Colin
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    I’ll have some of that. Tea. I meant the tea (I didn’t mean the tea).

  47. AL

    She is older and looks fantastic. She actually has curves. And she has talent!!

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    What is best in life? To crunch your obliques, see your loafers before you, and to hear the lamentation of your hamstrings!

  49. Keanu Reeves
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    glad to see him at his new job. he makes a good bag boy.

  50. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    “Shit. I hate when Tom wants to fuck in his Les Grossman outfit.”

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