“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.
On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”
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How he hasn’t been pulled over and beaten.. oh wait.. Right, L.A.
I see London, I see France…..
Gun to her back.
It’s gotta be to go anywhere with this beast.
She loves his moobs.
It’s his birthday today. Shouldn’t he be on a bench eating a cupcake?
Why do I wonder what her starfish looks like?
Like a wood knot. She’s built like a plank of pine.
What the fuck are you talking about? Go clean your glasses. I’ve never seen a plank of pine with a yummy ass and great tits like Bar’s.
pic of the day
Man, Criss Angel needs to lay off the sun…
“Oh Gerard Depardieu!”
My thoughts exactly!
What we are witnessing here is Katie’s weekly allotment of emotional expression. Let us bask in its glory.
I heard that the rave drug does that to you.
Christ, the woman just gave birth! She’s been starving herself…
she has a nasty case of ‘Shannon Dougherty eye’. wow.
Where did all that leg fat come from?
All women look bad in capri pants, even the thin cute ones, like her.
nice bum
I guess “Rihanna” would have cost too much at the mall kiosk.
LOL.
hehe
What the f*** do you mean “Ricky”??? I’m the Fez bitch…
Hmm, tasty!
these dudes are nauseating already.
Here comes problem 100…
Jay-Z but close
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APBvUG0QqXk
Decade before Jay-Z.
Kristijan FAIL
It’s really nice to see a celebrity willing to share their secret to stardom…
I LOVE MR. T THANK YOU FISH!!!!!!!
Doesn’t she get old?? For god’s sake, woman, get old and fat already.
“Hey Arnold! Look who I ran into!!!!”
TOTALLY beat me to it!! Well done. +1
Fucking EPIC!
Well played.
Yeah, I’m not gonna even attempt to beat that one.
Fake. The shadows are all w… what the fuck is up with that dress?
That dress is marvy…at least on Kate it is. She looks fucking beautiful!
You’re telling me MY wife went through there without lubricant????
WIN!!!!
Ah sheet lol I guess I’m too young. I can admit when I’m wrong.
Dayum, he looks like the Phantom of the Opera
When the hell did he become an old woman???
+1
Who says there’s no truth in advertising?
which one is her?
You gotta love it when girls like that are naive enough to think their small hands will cover their huge breasts.. Bless their soul..
You can take the girl out of West Virginia, but you can’t take the West Virginia out of the girl.
“Oh shit….there’s Fabio…god, I hope he doesn’t see me…please don’t let him see me..please…”
I love boobs but not when they are attached to a tranny.
saved the best for last. thank you.
this is what the anerexic Adele would look like.
or Mimi
Bobeck?
word
Next on Lifetime “Paris and Lindsay: The True Story”
Win.
“Oh hey! Keanu! What’s up?! Keanu! Hey…Keanu Reeves!”
He looks like a mental patient in half of his pictures.
I was going to say ‘stickup guy’
With wrists that limp he’ll never be able to generate any power with his backhand.
how incredibly average.
Ricky Martin in Ur-a-gay.
Wakka wakka
Holy Sh*t she looks hot! I have never seen her look as hot with her clothes on!
I think she is gorgeous and looks great. However, she is full of shit saying she hasn’t had any work done. Bitch, in Titanic, you had a different nose.
Yeah, typical actor, full of shit. She’s had work done for sure.
Right? These people forget they are on FILM, and in PICTURES all over the Internet. I am NOT blind. Stop lying already! Even Halle Berry had a nose job- she was pretty, but not the stunningly beautiful creature she is now. There are SO many people- 85% of Hollywood has had something tweaked on their faces to be better looking.
Halle had a lot more than a nose job. Check out her highschool pics. She was smart though, small surgeries every few years so it wasn’t noticeable. Now 15 years later she doesn’t even look like the same person. She went from pretty average to a head turner.
Danny DeVito! I love your work!
“yes i am the shit!”
“now let mommy show you how a throng feels like”
Throng?
I’ll have some of that. Tea. I meant the tea (I didn’t mean the tea).
She is older and looks fantastic. She actually has curves. And she has talent!!
Bitch is using optical illusions.
What is best in life? To crunch your obliques, see your loafers before you, and to hear the lamentation of your hamstrings!
this will be impossible to beat. +1
glad to see him at his new job. he makes a good bag boy.
“Shit. I hate when Tom wants to fuck in his Les Grossman outfit.”