“Along with his divine powers to pop and subsequently lock, the Maple Messiah shall posses, uh.. the ability to communicate with whales. Like Aquaman! Yes, Aquaman, and, okay, we’re just making shit up like that other Bible.” Book of Bieber, Chapter 4, Verse My Moms Says We Can Hold Hands, Girl.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m literally hurling up while running out the door, but not before softly, gently inserting dear, sweet Kelly Brook in her preferred non-horribly Photoshopped state.
See you tomorrow with Most Important People,
- The Superficial
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“Usually I’m the one with his mouth open looking up! What a nice change”
First!
Kudos. Now enjoy your lonely weekend.
Have we learned nothing from Jessica Simpson?
hahaha so true. i can just picture all the cellulite under those unflattering jeans…
hottie coming through
ahh yieah that is just too yummy…plus she packs provisions
my humps indeed. let’s start with the face.
Apparently Tom’s preferred position has it’s consequences….
AHHH Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!
Stupid, fat hobbit, Smeagol needs his precious!!!
Shoulda been Dubya…
+1000
-∞
Which one?
hahaha excellent Dreg +10
Unless bin Laden happened to be tanning smack-dab in the middle of a Texas ranch, that was about as likely as Lohan winning an Oscar. But then I guess you never know. Them terrrrists some crafty devils. Also, boobies.
Dubyah was a rube who couldn’t find his ass with both hands.
should have been him 100%, is this figurine some kind of a joke???
+1000 as well
Well, maybe if he didn’t redirect military operations away from Afghanistan and to Iraq, it WOULD have been Dubya.
Are we sure it even happened???
WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS!!?? King O wanted more Abu Garaib pics published…why not any of his prize kill???
It’s a scam. Between the heat from the birth cert, and the taliban prison break (the biggest faux pas of the entire war effort), we needed to wag the ol’ dog. Just like slick willie bombing the aspirin factory.
That ass i fucking amazing. Id like to lay my licker all over her tail pipe.
Whoever does her makeup for other photo shoots should be given an Oscar for Best Special Effects.
Derp
Just realized he wore his scarf outside…
Shame on Gary. He knows better.
Looks like Commissioner Gordon may have been outed with that scarf.
“Don’t mind me, I’m just going to pull down my pants here and PISS OUT OF MY ASS!!!!”
Bieber posing with his fanbase: pasty-white whales between 8-12 years old.
Ha! Awesome…
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All it does is poop. Nothing magical. Get over it, Planet Earth.
For someone with hardly any ass, she sure does have photographers trying to get pictures of it.
She looks like she’s rehearsing for her new role as Mr. F
Best!
I suggest a bottle of conditioner be listed in her next movie contract.
When even I notice how dry someone’s hair looks, they’ve got problems.
Making Dinklage go black face may have been a little too far, Hollywood.
Holy Cow, she’s a cow!
pamela anderson..morphing into frankenstein??
Actually should have been the Seal Team. Nobama didn’t do shit!
Probably Delta Force had a hand in that, as well – oops they dont exist I forgot.
Thunder thighs ahoy!
If she could turn her head 180 degrees, I’d just as easily accept that as her front.
“I’ve always wanted to do this…”
Why is James Earl Jones wearing a wig? Was he at a Conan The Barbarion reunion?
She’s with child….so some pudginess is to be expected.
Don’t trip on your overlong pant hems Duffster!
she looks like normal
Making a note of the title so I can miss the movie.
I’ll bet $5 that they change the title before its release. “Cloud Atlas”? Not happening.
People have some wierd tastes…i think shes nasty…
Hooray for Kelly!!!
It’s a good thing he speaks dolphin.
Little Mermaid 2 : The Sea Witches Revenge
I’m sad that, because I have kids, I know there was already a Little Mermaid 2 and that’s not what it was called… :(
Obama is an arab killing machine.
There’s no gap there.
No gap, I got it…
So the fake vomit company has branched out into pants?
*sigh*…i wish i was just like justin bieber……………hes amazing
I see she got her penis pierced.
butter face
Poor Pam is broke and has to hustle her meal money just like any other stripper. It’s a shame.
HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!
A muffin top and a pack of Marlboro Lights… every man’s dream.
This bitch is smokin’
Man, not for anything,but she makes Hillary Swank look pretty.
The fact that she is wearing tighter and tighter clothing suggests that she knows that the jig is up. If we keeping downplaying her ass she may start walking the streets nude.
why wouldn’t she just GAIN WEIGHT, build up an arse, problem solved
Must be pinching out a Taco Bell burner.
Ask him if he’d like to dance with Sarah Palin.
Where can I buy one? It’ll give me something to aim at.
no shit I WANT TWO!!!!
Those jeans remind me of this…http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mom-jeans/229048/
Mom!
Don’t make me orangey. You wouldn’t like me when I’m orangey.
“There there…” and with a quick twist, he snaps the poor suffering creature’s neck.