The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.16.11

September 16th, 2011 // 584 Comments

“Along with his divine powers to pop and subsequently lock, the Maple Messiah shall posses, uh.. the ability to communicate with whales. Like Aquaman! Yes, Aquaman, and, okay, we’re just making shit up like that other Bible.” Book of Bieber, Chapter 4, Verse My Moms Says We Can Hold Hands, Girl.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m literally hurling up while running out the door, but not before softly, gently inserting dear, sweet Kelly Brook in her preferred non-horribly Photoshopped state.

See you tomorrow with Most Important People,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber Beluga Whale
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    “Usually I’m the one with his mouth open looking up! What a nice change”

  2. Lacey Schwimmer Mom Jeans
    Mumps
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    Have we learned nothing from Jessica Simpson?

  3. Lacey Schwimmer Mom Jeans
    chris
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    hottie coming through

  4. Lacey Schwimmer Mom Jeans
    karmichael
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    my humps indeed. let’s start with the face.

  5. Katie Holmes Ass Mom Jeans
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    Apparently Tom’s preferred position has it’s consequences….

  6. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    AHHH Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

  7. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    Cunty
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    Stupid, fat hobbit, Smeagol needs his precious!!!

  8. President Obama Osama Bin Laden Figurine
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    Shoulda been Dubya…

  9. Eliza Doolittle Tight Dress Butt
    LAW
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    That ass i fucking amazing. Id like to lay my licker all over her tail pipe.

  10. Elisabetta Canalis Skinny Sports Bra Ribs
    DogBoy
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    Whoever does her makeup for other photo shoots should be given an Oscar for Best Special Effects.

  11. Chloe Moretz
    Cunty
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    Derp

  12. Gary Oldman
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    Just realized he wore his scarf outside…

  13. William H Macy
    Cunty
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    “Don’t mind me, I’m just going to pull down my pants here and PISS OUT OF MY ASS!!!!”

  14. Justin Bieber Beluga Whale
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    Bieber posing with his fanbase: pasty-white whales between 8-12 years old.

  15. Pippa Middleton Tight Jeans Butt
    DogBoy
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    All it does is poop. Nothing magical. Get over it, Planet Earth.

  16. Uma Thurman Midriff Pregnant Belly Cigarettes
    Jill
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    She looks like she’s rehearsing for her new role as Mr. F

  17. Chloe Moretz
    DogBoy
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    I suggest a bottle of conditioner be listed in her next movie contract.

  18. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    JosieBelle
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    Making Dinklage go black face may have been a little too far, Hollywood.

  19. Lacey Schwimmer Mom Jeans
    Fletch
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    Holy Cow, she’s a cow!

  20. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Spearmint Rhino Gentlemans Club
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    pamela anderson..morphing into frankenstein??

  21. President Obama Osama Bin Laden Figurine
    Fletch
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    Actually should have been the Seal Team. Nobama didn’t do shit!

  22. Lacey Schwimmer Mom Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    Thunder thighs ahoy!

  23. Pippa Middleton Tight Jeans Butt
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    If she could turn her head 180 degrees, I’d just as easily accept that as her front.

  24. Ron Artest Short Shorts DWTS
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    “I’ve always wanted to do this…”

  25. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    Why is James Earl Jones wearing a wig? Was he at a Conan The Barbarion reunion?

  26. Hilary Duff Pregnant
    Cock Dr
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    She’s with child….so some pudginess is to be expected.
    Don’t trip on your overlong pant hems Duffster!

  27. Halle Berry Tight Jeans Butt Cloud Atlas
    Fletch
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    Making a note of the title so I can miss the movie.

  28. Olivia Wilde Nipples
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    People have some wierd tastes…i think shes nasty…

  29. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    Fletch
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    Hooray for Kelly!!!

  30. Justin Bieber Beluga Whale
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    It’s a good thing he speaks dolphin.

  31. Justin Bieber Beluga Whale
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Little Mermaid 2 : The Sea Witches Revenge

  32. President Obama Osama Bin Laden Figurine
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    Obama is an arab killing machine.

  33. Lacey Schwimmer Mom Jeans
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    There’s no gap there.

  34. Hilary Duff Pregnant
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    So the fake vomit company has branched out into pants?

  35. *sigh*…i wish i was just like justin bieber……………hes amazing

  36. Scarlett Johansson Fanny Pack Apple
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    I see she got her penis pierced.

  37. Hilary Duff Pregnant
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    butter face

  38. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Spearmint Rhino Gentlemans Club
    Cock Dr
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    Poor Pam is broke and has to hustle her meal money just like any other stripper. It’s a shame.

  39. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    George P Burdell
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    HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!

  40. Uma Thurman Midriff Pregnant Belly Cigarettes
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    A muffin top and a pack of Marlboro Lights… every man’s dream.

  41. Elisabetta Canalis Skinny Sports Bra Ribs
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    Man, not for anything,but she makes Hillary Swank look pretty.

  42. Pippa Middleton Tight Jeans Butt
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    The fact that she is wearing tighter and tighter clothing suggests that she knows that the jig is up. If we keeping downplaying her ass she may start walking the streets nude.

  43. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    Must be pinching out a Taco Bell burner.

  44. Ron Artest Short Shorts DWTS
    Cock Dr
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    Ask him if he’d like to dance with Sarah Palin.

  45. President Obama Osama Bin Laden Figurine
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    Where can I buy one? It’ll give me something to aim at.

  46. Maggie Gyllenhaal Hysteria TIFF
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    Mom!

  47. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Don’t make me orangey. You wouldn’t like me when I’m orangey.

  48. Justin Bieber Beluga Whale
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    “There there…” and with a quick twist, he snaps the poor suffering creature’s neck.

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