The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.28.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which ends an awful week of Jared Fogle and Josh Duggar coverage with this compilation gallery including Ashton Kutcher’s pee stain, Jennifer Aniston’s married fripples, and The Hoff face-mauling an old lady, thankfully none of which involve the victimization of children. Seriously, I’ll trade that for washed up 90s stars trying to fuck the elderly any day of the week. For the children, of course, not because that’s something I’ll pay to arrange. WHY DON’T YOU RETURN MY CALLS, REGINALD VELJOHNSON, I HAVE CASH!!

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