“This water tastes like dolphins!”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where, thanks to Sinead O’Connor‘s blog re-introducing us to “the difficult brown,” I came across a couple other situations where it could apply for your perusal and eventual submission to Webster’s:
1. The stain Johnny Depp’s baby bro left on Taylor Swift’s sheets.
2. Serena Williams‘ Spanx.
3. What Ryan Seacrest told this woman is the key to Hollywood success. “But only as a gift to be given,” he said with a twinkle in his eye.
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I’ll show that Ryan Gosling he’s not the only one that can break up street fights… Let me at ‘em… Except those guys… they’re black…
So Hollywood that he has to drink his baby water bottle out of a baby cup
Wow he looks like a younger version of Viggo Mortensen…
She’s getting fat.
“Look lady, just because my dad married the help, doesn’t mean we’re gonna get along…”
awesome
hahaha
Racist
illl, why does my bottle smell like pee?
Holy cow, the Golden Child really got big
Who let this gorilla out of the zoo?
Have some class man…RuPaul is not a gorilla
All you racist MF’s out here need to come up with some NEW MATERIAL.
C-3PO has let himself go.
He can say “Fuck You” in 6 million different forms of communication.
Was gonna ask “Who?” then saw why she was on here and didnt care anymore
..so leave
Zippity Doo Dah
Zippity Ay
My oh my
What a wonderful day!
well at least we know why the windows are up. to keep the jism from spilling over her.
To grab my crotch or not to grab… That is the ques… Ehh who are we kidding..
Men hit the wall too ya know.
Exhibit A: This tattooed poonhound. No more grade A hollywood pussy looking like that.
Are you serious Cock Dr? When has he ever looked good?
I can understand Clooney and DiCaprio. I cannot understand the line of women waiting to fuck this guy.
When he was younger & thinner & clean shaven be had a type of sweet looking boyface that could be considered very appealing. Plus he plays an instrument (never underestimate that draw for women).
Ah but the flowering fresh spring of youth is gone in this one. And he dresses like a dumpster diver. Bleah.
Never once have I found him attractive. Not even a little, ever. Maybe he looks better in real life, who knows? I’m glad he dresses like he’s been seeing a Shaman, at least now he veering toward interesting.
I can understand Clooney as a woman, never DiCaprio. This, this with a scarf and hair and ick. Plus I have never heard one song from him. He looks like a rich hillbilly.
Who said you can’t polish a turd? This one sparkles.
Vivica had put a little weight on since the last time I saw her.
At least he’s covered up.
so why are they prancing Farrah Fawcett’s dead body around?
Woah! Paz grew a third arm!
LOL–Threw me for a sec too
+1
+2
She had to in lieu of having the mobile phone surgically implanted.
So she can drink more.
That’s only half of it. She’s headed for a diner where the counterman has a third eye.
After getting canned from the Spiderman series, McGuire now has to resort to cleaning windows on the street corner.
“Hello, i heard Sinead is looking for a lover”
“Anal? I’m doing it right now.”
+100
Did Steve get a new facelift?
Man, she is one ugly man
Good god those are two ugly dudes.
+1
Pull those eyebrows up any tighter & her skull will explode through the skin.
The third Williams sister.
Isn’t that the guy who was a bodyguard for Mel’s ex bitch?
2 whores in a row
“Yeah, Klitschko’s was about the same size.”
that’s gross!!! and so witty!
Dayaammm !! Those look like painful implants. I mean besides being vile-looking.
Was hoping this was the first of the final 5… Oh well
Nasty.
I propose we just start beating homeless transients to death on sight, eventually someone will get John Mayer.
That Mouth + “Good Old Fashioned Orgy”? My guess: 3
She’s clearing holding up 5 fingers.
Bad job cleaning off a facial?
Body dysmorphic disorder runs in the family.
That’s reaching epidemic magnitude!
They’re so mean to Cinderella
Hayden Pantierre version 2.0
blunt is a good word to describe her ass.
Mary Carey version 1.0
Emily Blunt > Pippa Middleton
And we can tell this is Kate because…..??????
Has that woman got a pussy in a box? I think so.
Vivica A. Fat
Wrong side…
Crazy, almost famous and not anorexic. I’d hit it –even with her Marty Feldman eyes.
He’s just hoping that no one wishes to kill the golden goose
the goose shattered upon laying.
Los Cabos: home of unlimited burritos with any stay of 3 nights or more.
so which one is having sex with Marc Anthony?
the sparkling water wasn’t gay enough alone, he only drinks it from a tiny cup with his little finger waving in the breeze.
He looks surprisingly normal here.
I was thinking the same think… but for the fact that he’s standing next to a tranny.
I’m a lookin’ for a man. Man who shot my mule.