The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.26.11

“This water tastes like dolphins!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where, thanks to Sinead O’Connor’s blog re-introducing us to “the difficult brown,” I came across a couple other situations where it could apply for your perusal and eventual submission to Webster’s:

1. The stain Johnny Depp’s baby bro left on Taylor Swift’s sheets.
2. Serena Williams’ Spanx.
3. What Ryan Seacrest told this woman is the key to Hollywood success. “But only as a gift to be given,” he said with a twinkle in his eye.

Balloon knottingly yours,

- Photo Boy

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