The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.24.12

August 24th, 2012 // 521 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we add to what we learned yesterday, which is Tyra Banks will stop at nothing to scar this man for life. We’ve also got an obvious drinking problem Kelly Osbourne‘s boyfriend who wears jeans two sizes smaller then hers, Heather Graham and Elisabeth Shue on the set of what I can only assume is some sort of Sharon Stone biopic, and watch out, Victoria Silvstedt, looks like somebody else has been reading up on ‘How To Succeed In Business By Only Ever Swallowing.’

They give out Peabody’s for blow job jokes, right?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
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    Keep Sharpies away from Latinas and cow.

    Mooooooo!

  2. Tyra Banks Cleavage Tight Skirt Feeling Up Rob Evans
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    A Wife Beater?

  3. Amber Heard Butt Tight Skirt
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    I totally support gay marriage if they are this hot.

    Just sayin’.

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    mooo

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    JC
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    Wasn’t this chick one of Tina Turner’s lackeys in “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome”?

  6. Steven Tyler Multicolor Pants Painted Toenails
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    Dude STILL looks like a lady.

  7. Kathy Griffin Tight Dress Group Of Gay Guys
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    The ONLY group of people who find her amusing

  8. Blake Lively Cleavage Legs Body Guard Gossip Girl Set
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    Doesn’t do much for me.

  9. Kelly Osbourne Aircast Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    That boyfriend looks like huge pussy.

    • Matt Lauer

      I beg to differ, standing in an airport contemplating your butt-plug and curling your silken tresses between your fingers while your dumpy (rich) dominatrix talks on the phone is totally macho.

    • karlito

      well she is the man in the relationship. she looks like her Dad, he looks like Sharon.

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    pipedreamer
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    What’s all this about “violins” on television… there should be more violins on tv! What? OH! “Violence on television?” Well that’s totally different! NEVER MIND.

  11. Kelly Osbourne Aircast Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
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    John Mayer’s rebound?

  12. Amber Heard Butt Tight Skirt
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    Looks better as a blonde.

  13. Rumer Willis Cleavage Bodysuit Legs Short Shorts
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    Thought it was Megan Fox until I saw her huge chin.

  14. Steven Tyler Multicolor Pants Painted Toenails
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    Her period started

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    YAAR
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    So they are making a new Thundercats movie?

  16. Debra Messing Nipples No Bra Sweatpants
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    *horf*

  17. Heather Graham Cleavage Skinny Legs Miniskirt Feed The Dog Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    If she took the jacket off she could be in that Robert Palmer video*

    *godawful song

  18. Heather Graham Cleavage Skinny Legs Miniskirt Feed The Dog Set
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    I always wondered what happened to all those girls from Robert Palmer’s addicted to love video.

  19. Rumer Willis Cleavage Bodysuit Legs Short Shorts
    pipedreamer
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    That girls got more “jaw” than a Polish phone book.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    your mom
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    fucking fail.

  21. Heather Graham Cleavage Skinny Legs Miniskirt Feed The Dog Set
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    I’d still love to rail her.

  22. Elisabeth Shue Legs Minidress Smeared Make Up Feed The Dog Set
    Mr. Poop The 2nd
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    disgusting

  23. Bai Ling Bikini Ice Cream
    Mr. Poop The 2nd
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    who is this tranny bitch?

  24. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    fingers crossed for a obstetrical hemorrhage.

  25. Bai Ling Bikini Ice Cream
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    legal outlet for pedo desires.

  26. Kathy Griffin Tight Dress Group Of Gay Guys
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    There’s a lot of gay in this pic.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    Jack Ketch
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    MOO

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    Northerngirl
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    So what are we supposed to call Carrot Top now that he’s a brunette?

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    tlmck
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    How sweet. She is doing Blackface to impress Kanye.

  30. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    YAAR
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    Fowler? I barely know her!

  31. Rumer Willis Cleavage Bodysuit Legs Short Shorts
    PtC
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    Hayden Panettiere is slumming.

  32. Julianna Guill Butt Tight Minidress The Apparition Screening
    YAAR
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    Friday the 13th, that is all.

  33. Steven Tyler Multicolor Pants Painted Toenails
    tlmck
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    To heck with Tyler. I’ll take the old Washburn behind him.

  34. Elisabeth Shue Legs Minidress Smeared Make Up Feed The Dog Set
    Ohio
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    Always had a thing for Elisabeth Shue for some reason.

    Okay, it’s because she was Marty McFly’s girlfriend. I wanted to take her back to my future for some adventures in babymaking.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    Marge
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    Homer! You’ve got it set on “whore”.

  36. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
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    KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EG…….fuck.

  37. Steven Tyler Multicolor Pants Painted Toenails
    YAAR
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    Starburst makes pants now?

  38. Debra Messing Nipples No Bra Sweatpants
    Ronaldo
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    what a MESS

  39. Kelly Osbourne Aircast Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans
    tlmck
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    The boyfriend looks suspiciously like a young Ozzy.

  40. Steven Tyler Multicolor Pants Painted Toenails
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    The estate of Doug Henning called. They’d like their pants back.

  41. Amber Heard Butt Tight Skirt
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    “Amber! Amber! Did Johnny Depp make you see a dentist before sleeping with you???”

  42. Kathy Griffin Tight Dress Group Of Gay Guys
    Northerngirl
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    Oh, nevermind.

  43. Tyra Banks Cleavage Tight Skirt Feeling Up Rob Evans
    tlmck
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    She found herself a Chris Brown clone.

  44. Kate Upton
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    Still lovely however this is not her best pic.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    EricLr
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    Please go black and never come back.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    NOT the Mommy
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    this looks like a Terry Richardson pic

  47. Lizzy Caplan Cleavage Skinny Gold Medal Bachelorette Premiere
    tlmck
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    They give gold medals for ugly now?

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
    Video Bastard
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    For some reason the first thing coming to mind was, Punch it, Chewie!

  49. Tyra Banks Cleavage Tight Skirt Feeling Up Rob Evans
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    She shakes his dick as a greeting? Well, I guess it could work…

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Afro Diana Ross Make Up
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    I guess blackface is coming back into style?

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