Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we add to what we learned yesterday, which is Tyra Banks will stop at nothing to scar this man for life. We’ve also got an obvious drinking problem Kelly Osbourne‘s boyfriend who wears jeans two sizes smaller then hers, Heather Graham and Elisabeth Shue on the set of what I can only assume is some sort of Sharon Stone biopic, and watch out, Victoria Silvstedt, looks like somebody else has been reading up on ‘How To Succeed In Business By Only Ever Swallowing.’
They give out Peabody’s for blow job jokes, right?
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Keep Sharpies away from Latinas and cow.
Mooooooo!
A Wife Beater?
I totally support gay marriage if they are this hot.
Just sayin’.
mooo
Wasn’t this chick one of Tina Turner’s lackeys in “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome”?
Dude STILL looks like a lady.
The ONLY group of people who find her amusing
Doesn’t do much for me.
You’re right. The guy looks like a low-level Russian mobster.
However, Blake looks pretty hot.
Touche Wanker.
heheh That sounded abusive.
Blake is hot no doubt, but if I had my choice, it would be:
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Alice Eve
That boyfriend looks like huge pussy.
I beg to differ, standing in an airport contemplating your butt-plug and curling your silken tresses between your fingers while your dumpy (rich) dominatrix talks on the phone is totally macho.
One thing is certain, if they ever get dressed quickly in the dark she won’t be end up mistakenly wearing his pants.
Gad, I proofread that and STILL fucked it up. Ow! I slapped my forehead and stuck my thumb in my eye!
That was so mean. But it made me laugh out loud more than once.
Love his shoulder bag…wonder what he keeps in there?
well she is the man in the relationship. she looks like her Dad, he looks like Sharon.
What’s all this about “violins” on television… there should be more violins on tv! What? OH! “Violence on television?” Well that’s totally different! NEVER MIND.
I thought I was gunna die… my bad! lol
John Mayer’s rebound?
Looks better as a blonde.
agree, she is beautiful both ways but as a blonde she looks absolutely stunning
Thought it was Megan Fox until I saw her huge chin.
Her period started
ftw!!
So they are making a new Thundercats movie?
Mooooooooovie
Why, yes. And pictured at right: Thundercat-HOOOOOOOO!
*horf*
That’s putting it mildly.
If she took the jacket off she could be in that Robert Palmer video*
*godawful song
said at the same time lol
Didn’t he use those girls in a bunch of videos? “Addicted to Love” and “Simply Irresistible” are the two that come to mind.
why you would ever use those girls more than once defies explanation.
Those girls were gorgeous. The pasty makeup was unappealing but, structurally, they were impeccable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE
Same thing came to my mind too.
I always wondered what happened to all those girls from Robert Palmer’s addicted to love video.
*high five*
That girls got more “jaw” than a Polish phone book.
fucking fail.
I’d still love to rail her.
disgusting
who is this tranny bitch?
Don’t make her angry. She’ll stab you in the heart with her mutant Asian nipples.
fingers crossed for a obstetrical hemorrhage.
You mean like the one her mother had?
legal outlet for pedo desires.
There’s a lot of gay in this pic.
I can’t see it, maybe it’s hiding under mini Daniel Craig’s balls.
Did you check under mini Jeremy Renner’s balls first ?
Meh…all I see is a bunch of chicks in this pic and some dude wearing yellow.
MOO
So what are we supposed to call Carrot Top now that he’s a brunette?
Yep, just when I thought Kim couldn’t get any uglier….
How sweet. She is doing Blackface to impress Kanye.
Fowler? I barely know her!
Hayden Panettiere is slumming.
Friday the 13th, that is all.
She fucking stole the show with her sex scene imo.
To heck with Tyler. I’ll take the old Washburn behind him.
Always had a thing for Elisabeth Shue for some reason.
Okay, it’s because she was Marty McFly’s girlfriend. I wanted to take her back to my future for some adventures in babymaking.
I’m with ya.
Likewise. I have to jerk off every time I watch Cocktail.
Cocktail? You are watching the wrong movie. Leaving Las Vegas is where’s it’s at…especially when she talks dirty like needing mouthwash to get rid of the taste of cum from her mouth.
Spot fucking on !
The definition of Hot Mess in one movie moment…
Anonymous nailed it. I fucking loved Leaving Las Vegas.
I like that one too, but she looks much more innocent in Cocktail. the bleeding out of the ass in the shower scene kind of ruins it for me.
Homer! You’ve got it set on “whore”.
Aw, I can’t thumbs up to that. That was my favorite Simpsons.
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EG…….fuck.
Starburst makes pants now?
what a MESS
The boyfriend looks suspiciously like a young Ozzy.
That’s because it’s his daughter!
The estate of Doug Henning called. They’d like their pants back.
“Amber! Amber! Did Johnny Depp make you see a dentist before sleeping with you???”
Oh, nevermind.
She found herself a Chris Brown clone.
Still lovely however this is not her best pic.
You’re right, this is: http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/8/5/8/4/8/1/Kate-Upton-No-Photoshop-82059692717.jpeg
Damn! Cute moustache. But this one is still my all time fave http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kate-upton-lardy-2.jpg Nothing like a big slap of reality.
Please go black and never come back.
this looks like a Terry Richardson pic
They give gold medals for ugly now?
She bares boobs in True Blood’s first season. You won’t look back.
For some reason the first thing coming to mind was, Punch it, Chewie!
She shakes his dick as a greeting? Well, I guess it could work…
I guess blackface is coming back into style?
…NOTHING this flop does is in style!