The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.16.13

August 16th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that hopefully doesn’t sound too wasted since I accidentally polished off the six-pack of Zima I was gonna bring to this post‘s house. But it’s just about the weekend and 1DERECTIONFAN69 has some Snapchatting to do, so here’s today’s selections. We’ve got Luke Wilson about to experience the passionate thrill of that time your great aunt slipped you the tongue at Thanksgiving, Jonah Hill‘s BFFL, Val Kilmer about to pound some Cunth, and Kevin Smith dying of heatstroke.

“We just wanted to warn her about talking to strangers online,” Fish and I will one day say in a deposition,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tim McGraw Skinny Torso Duracell Quantum Heroes Video Series Launch FDNY Firehouse Engine 33
    bergie
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    That’s not a hat, it’s a crutch…

  2. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Jason Statham Drunk
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    If my girlfriend was mentally retarded, I’d wink at everybody too.

  3. Cee Lo Green Paint Stained Hoodie
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    It’s like Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby.

  4. Kevin Smith Hugely Overweight Sweating Walking Tiny Dog
    I'mCool
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    The only weiner Kevin Smith has seen in a long time.

  5. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants Son Maddox
    Qmak
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    “Chop chop with the bags Mowgli. You’re not here for your fashion sense.”

  6. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis In Blue Slippers
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    You’re not fooling me. I know it’s you, Joaquin Phoenix.

  7. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Stella McCartney Instagram
    fred
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    ” . . .and give me a “T”!
    What does that spell?
    C-U-N-T!”

  8. Alexa Ray Joel Bikini Christie Brinkley Boat Instagram
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    You know how know you still got it? When even your own daughter hover-hands you in photos.

  9. Courtney Love Drunk
    bergie
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    hopin’ for an ace, got dealt a joker

  10. Werner Hertzog 66th Locarno Film Festival
    Tiggles
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    “Hey, Colonel Klink, did you know Hogan had tunnels below your prison camp?”
    “Uhm, you want Werner Klemperer, not me.”
    “And did you know they had a radio too, and did sabotage missions?”
    “I know nothing! Nothing!”

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    My vocabulary becomes very limited when I see her. The only word that comes out is: Perfection.

  12. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants Son Maddox
    fred
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    Either she is dropping him off at Barnum & Bailey to start his career as an acrobat, or she is dropping him off at Belmont to start his career as a jockey. Awesome.

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis In Blue Slippers
    Qmak
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    “A man wagered that it was impossible to let myself go so badly that supermodels could find me unattractive. I took that bet.”

  14. Shakira Bra Cleavage Post Baby Weight Loss See Through Dress
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    So fucking hot.

  15. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
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    He has to make money to buy more accessories somehow.

  16. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
    Brian Epstein
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    Freddy Mercury looks fantastic!

  17. Val Kilmer Getting Out Of Porsche With Young Woman
    fred
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    “Walk away quickly. Look, I ah, I may have lied when I told you it was my car. What can I say-things have been kind of tough lately.”

  18. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants Son Maddox
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    The fake nipples are out in full force already.

  19. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Jason Statham Drunk
    CK
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    Not sure what part he’s checking out, but it can’t be better than the front view.

  20. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Stella McCartney Instagram
    Qmak
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    Not shown: Chris Martin praying that gravity stops working

  21. Helen Hunt Kissing Luke Wilson Ride Set
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    God. Photo Boy’s description was perfect. Luke looks like he’s being forced to make out with his grandmother at gunpoint.

  22. Kelly Rowland Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    CK
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    “Nice nipples for a walk.”
    “I mean, nice day for nipples..”
    “I mean… heh, nipples. nice.”

  23. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants Modern Family Set
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    Those are nice.

  24. Werner Hertzog 66th Locarno Film Festival
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    “Let’s get this out of the way before we start: I am a respected documentary filmmaker, I was a small child during WWII, I’ve never met Indiana Jones and I did not finance my films with stolen Jewish gold.”

  25. Alexa Ray Joel Bikini Christie Brinkley Boat Instagram
    john
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    thinking a little mommy/daughter sandwich here, with me being the meat of course. LOL

  26. Cuba Gooding Jr Dipping Lara Spencer GMA
    Smapdi
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    Please, Cuba, take her away, never to return to television. ‘Good Morning America’ is unbearably bad television, and Spencer’s entertainment industry reports are a big part of that.

  27. Kelly Rowland Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    What’s with the members of Destiny’s Child bringing back the grunge era today?

  28. Cee Lo Green Paint Stained Hoodie
    fred
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    2 thoughts:

    1. Fat, drunk and stupid (with bird shit on you) is no way to go through life son.

    2. Is he going to a party at Weiner’s house?

  29. Sharon Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne Bewildered Look On Face
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    Real rock stars party so hard they make themselves functionally retarded. Shoot for the stars, kids.

  30. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Then someone passed me the joint laced with Heroin AND cocaine…

    and that’s the story of when I first thought I could paint.

  31. Melanie Griffith Saggy Butt Tight Leather Pants Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    They must have injected all of her ass fat into her face. Like God intended.

  32. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis In Blue Slippers
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    I’ve never just wanted to “play some tennis.” If I was him I would never play that shit.

    • that’s a fair question. How much time do you have to spend wading through supermodel pussy on private yachts before you start thinking “today I’d like to play tennis”.

  33. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
    bdog821
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    Judging from this picture Michael Jackson appears to have overdone the whole whitening thing.

  34. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
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    Nice wanna be Depp old man bling.

  35. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Jason Statham Drunk
    fred
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    In the next frame he spits on her face and says, “I’m a dick. Get it?”

  36. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants Son Maddox
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If my 50 pound, 50 year-old mother was walking around sans bra, I’d be wearing the glasses and ski cap too.

  37. Sienna Miller Drunk Nipple Slip No Bra
    bdog821
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    Nice nip!!

  38. Kevin Smith Hugely Overweight Sweating Walking Tiny Dog
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    Ironic that he wears sports jersey constantly.

  39. Matt Bomer French Bulldog Looking At Crotch White Collar Set
    Tiggles
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    “So, what was it like working with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones?”

  40. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants Modern Family Set
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    Good Lord.

  41. Kevin Smith Hugely Overweight Sweating Walking Tiny Dog
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    At least with looks like that he knows his wife (whom he has cast in every movie since they got married) didn’t marry him for his money.

    Here she is:

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0777059/?ref_=tt_cl_t9

  42. Cee Lo Green Paint Stained Hoodie
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    WTF, did he steal the painter’s jacket?

  43. Alexa Ray Joel Bikini Christie Brinkley Boat Instagram
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    This could work.

  44. Val Kilmer Getting Out Of Porsche With Young Woman
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    The girl looks good.

  45. Sienna Miller Drunk Nipple Slip No Bra
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    Everybody knoooows, I’m wearing no bra. Everybody knooooows
    it’s cold here.

  46. Richard Greico Abstract Emotionalism Paintings Show
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    Richard Greico also makes a good living as a Rick Springfield impersonator. Well, “good” money for Richard Greico.

  47. Tim McGraw Skinny Torso Duracell Quantum Heroes Video Series Launch FDNY Firehouse Engine 33
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    Seriously, what is with these bald tools like this guy, Kenny Chesney, Kid Rock, Brett Michaels etc etc. We know your asses are bald, no one wears a fucking hat 24/7. Just embrace it or call Travolta’s guy up and get a fucking toupee made already.

  48. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Jason Statham Drunk
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    I want his life.

  49. Shakira Bra Cleavage Post Baby Weight Loss See Through Dress
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    Fuck yeah, nice.

  50. Sharon Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne Bewildered Look On Face
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    That fucker is still alive?

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