The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.15.14

August 15th, 2014 // 266 Comments

Well, it’s Friday already and time for another The Crap We Missed, the daily post I put together that’s full of boobs, butts, “accidentally” naked boobs, boobs, butts and John Travolta wearing lipstick while Fish and I debate all day on whether the conversation about the use of a militarized police force is really overshadowing the socioeconomic factors that lead up to a Ferguson, Mo type event from even happening in the first place.

These issues are inseparable and hold tremendous bearing on the direction our swiftly dividing nation is headed. The important thing is to keep having these conversations in a logical, rational manner, with all sides using open minds to set aside the long-held beliefs, discrimination, and paranoia that ultimately lead to such vitriolic responses as looting and/or firing tear gas into peaceful protests. Blame and finger-pointing will lead to nothing but defensive backlash regardless of what stance is taken. The only way to effectively move forward as a society is collective acceptance that we’re still doing a terrible job with this whole “liberty and justice for all” thing and that maybe some new approaches need consideration.

Just thought you should know what goes on in this tit blogger’s monkey-boy assistant’s mind until it interrupts with “Is that front-butt? Oh yeah, that’s front-butt, that’s totally going in.”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Michelle Rodriguez Free The Nipple Shirt
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    Is that you, Slash?

  2. Joanna Krupa Pantsless Instagram
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    Dis what ennui looks like.

  3. Sylvester Stallone Kellan Lutz Fake Punch DuJour Summer Issue Cover Celebration
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    I thought for a minute someone found out Sly slept with Stiffler’s mom.

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
    kravdan
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    See Miss Kardashian, you just lift the handle and the door magically opens.

  5. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    I sense a mass suicide headline in her future,

  6. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    maxi-pad?

  7. Ashley Greene Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    Shit, I have to clean my screen again!

  8. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    I’m usually a fan of the camel toe. This one not so much.

  9. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Oh, no! I hope one of the Arquette clan hasn’t gone crazy!

  10. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Sticking Out Tongue Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Looks much better than the picture from a few days ago.

  11. James Franco Blond Hair Shirtless Plaid Shirt Michael Set
    kravdan
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    Everyone quiet, I’m channeling my inner dbag.

  12. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    When did Daniel Craig get a sex change???

  13. Joanna Krupa Pantsless Instagram
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    That’s how a would have her dress most days.

  14. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    Still looks good. Would in a second.

  15. Ashley Greene Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    Well hello to you as well!

  16. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    I’d like to get mighty with Aphrodite, if you know what I mean.

  17. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    Somewhere Bill Cosby is looking for his pajamas.

  18. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram
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    Ok, now we’re going to take some candid shots. Just wander around this dusty warehouse and study random items in your underwear while acting like this isn’t totally fucking ridiculous.

  19. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
    Keith
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    Remember, she’s 4’11″.

  20. Tom Hardy Vaping Legend Set
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    I guess I asked for that.

  21. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    Not bad at all for a baby-factory.

  22. Tom Hardy Vaping Legend Set
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    I thought we’d agreed to call it ‘sucking the pole’?

  23. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
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    Ball cap = missing toupee.

  24. Joey Lauren Adams Derpface
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    She’s smiling (badly) for the camera, but the paparazzi really wanted to get a picture of the guy who looks like MacGyver from 1989

  25. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Stupid girl…cant’ even spell “ugly” right

  26. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Handstand Instagram
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    I’m 99% sure this is a miscaptioned photo of Hilaria Baldwin

    • Michael

      Pray to God that it isn’t. Lowndes is far and beyond above Hilaria’s antics. Even though I’d definitely accept a threesome from both of them. Because I’m a sick fuck.

  27. Jon Heder Huge Teeth Scruffy Beard 10th Annual HollyShorts Film Festival Opening Night Celebration
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    looks like his teeth got into an onion patch

  28. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Baggy Dress Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
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    A moo moo dress is starting up in Beverly Hills!! damn it its a southern thing, now its chic in Cali.

  29. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    If you haven’t seen The Replacement Killers with her and Chow Yun Fat, it’s a great movie.

  30. Ashley Greene Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    Well I’m glad someone is happy to see us.

  31. Laura Cremaschi Topless Bikini Butt Thong
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    Did she just have a bikini blowout?

  32. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
    JimBB
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    Very nice. Now take off that stupid cap and get back to the bridge of the Enterprise.

  33. Joey Lauren Adams Derpface
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    I have no particular objections to her, but Christopher Lambert in the background apparently doesn’t like what he sees.

  34. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
    JimBB
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    Always helps to have a bodyguard who knows how door handles work.

  35. Robert Pattinson Redeye Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
    derp
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    This is what you call English Face. It’s usually followed by a sip of Tea and a forced chuckle.

  36. Tom Hardy Vaping Legend Set
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    Would

  37. Shaun White Carrying Grocery Bags
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    “Oh, wow, your sack is so big I can barely hold it!”

    “Hee hee!”

  38. Robert Pattinson Redeye Hollywood Foreign Press Association Grants Banquet
    JimBB
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    He’s gotten over Kristen Stewart. His heart belongs to Zuul now.

  39. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Cameltoe See Through Pantssuit
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    Looks like she can scan both sides of the menu at once. That should save time.

  40. Mira Sorvino Cleavage Yellow Teeth Doctor Who Premiere
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    Maybe she should try Dentist Who instead.

  41. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
    JimBB
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    Where’s Pontius Pilate when you need him?

  42. Joey Lauren Adams Derpface
    JimBB
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    I refuse to put my dick anywhere that Kevin Smith has eaten.

  43. Kourtney Kardashian Hugged By Bodyguard
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    Well this looks .. non-rapey.

  44. James Franco Blond Hair Shirtless Plaid Shirt Michael Set
    JimBB
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    Twinkle twinkle little star…

  45. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress Sequestered Cleaners Premiere
    JimBB
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    That event needs more sponsors.

  46. Aaron Paul Surprised Look Scruffy Beard
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    Taking mom out for a night on the town. So sweet.

  47. Scout Willis Bitch T Shirt Legs Short Shorts
    JimBB
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    Looks like some loudmouth is about to get chinned.

  48. Sylvester Stallone Kellan Lutz Fake Punch DuJour Summer Issue Cover Celebration
    fred
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    Why does he feel the need to do the punching pose in every picture?

    • Michael Buble

      The same reason our grandparents still mess up our hair and ask us “what Nintendo are you playing now?”.

  49. Jared Leto Painted Fingernails
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    Jesus walks. And tweets. And forgets which bathhouse he left his wallet in.

  50. John Travolta Wearing Lipstick Posing With Fans
    Art Crow
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    “They come here, they look around, they no buy. Why nobody buys?”

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