1. There’s nothing like that “I just discovered another race of child to adopt” feeling.

  2. Snookie's Pickle

    It smiles?!

  3. M

    Looks like Jim Carey in a wig.

  4. Look at me! I’m a looter!! I’m gonna grab me some babies!

  5. kulit

    She’s not 40 yet, right?

    • gumption

      doesn’t matter, her sun set long ago. Not attractive. Damn that american apparel ad, that is the grossest god damn thing I have ever seen in my life. The bitch is ugly as shit and so pastey. MY EYES!!!!

  6. You remember when Angelina Jolie was illegally hot? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  7. Who dat?!

    Jack Nicholson is looking GREAT these days!

  8. Here we see Angelina at the polo club looking for her rider.

  9. Rosie O’Donnel used to be a member of the Ham Polo Club, until she realized there was no actual ham.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    The circumference of her wrist is 2.14 millimeters.

  11. She’s trying to sneak up and steal more children.

  12. i actually thought this was Katie Holmes. but what is the difference.

    • gumption

      Katie Holmes has really pretty healthy hair and a young looking face and this bitch here is an ugly skeleton with a fried mop atop her head. Hope that helps.

  13. Eddie

    She looks at babies like they’re Pokemon. She just goes around, and takes them without asking.

    She can’t throw pokeballs though, because her whole arm would go flying.

  14. cc

    I warned her about the pony with the cock.

  15. If the Lara Croft series was rebooted, she’d have to gain 40 lbs. to be considered for the role.

  16. Squishy

    A blessed life to be sure

  17. Angelina prepares to pounce as she sees Justin Theroux standing alone.

  18. The Brown Streak

    Where’s the ham?

  19. Does nobody else just here “giggidy giggidy” ?

  20. maize5

    “Oh no. Angelina’s near the colts now. Someone get her before she steals one.”

  21. Steelerchick

    Skeletor hands.

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