The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.10.12

August 10th, 2012 // 497 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, lead off by Mischa Barton demonstrating how to OD a drug-sniffing dog. We’ve also got three virtually unknown models fighting the good fight against Alagille Syndrome, which I admittedly have no clue what the hell even is, but I’m sure if they bend over a little more we’ll find the cure in there somewhere, Bradley Cooper knowing exactly who to ask about proper cuticle care, Cameron Diaz actually looking feminine and remotely attractive (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!), and finally, the return of Maria’s Shriverclaw of Penile Destruction. Sweet Christ, I looked right at it!

Enjoy your weekend, I’ll be spending mine de-fibrillating my penis and staring non-stop into this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Mischa: “Tastes like Betty White!”
    Dog: (this bitch can lick her own ass?!?”

  2. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Rico Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Well the conservatives did say that if we let gays marry bestiality would be next. Who would have guessed they were right?

  3. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF, John? Stop trying to hold my hands!

  4. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    John: “Hey, here’s the number of that great masseur I was telling you about!”
    Bradley: “Thanks, John. I’ll pass. I prefer getting my massages from lovely, skilled Asian women.”
    John: “Aw, man… you don’t know what you’re missing!”
    Bradley: “I have a pretty good idea, man…”

  5. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is how you check your own BO without people knowing. Pretend to sleep with your arm out and then sniff. JEAH!”

  6. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad for pooping a kid out. I mean popping.

  7. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Whaddya mean I have to use the drive-thru to order?!?”?

  8. Jennie Garth Cleavage Halter Top
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewww auditioning for jersey shore? Needs to work on the tan.

  9. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t wait to see his hangover “can we keep the noise down?” face at the Closing Ceremonies…

  10. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    “No dude, I told you, even if $15,000 were a lot of money to me anymore, I am not playing Penis Lightsabers with you. And I don’t even want to know what gag your Sarlacc means.”

  11. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Now with simulated life-like hair!

  12. Ryan Lochte Drunk Olympics
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey baby, haf I toll you I’m really good at the breast stroke?”

  13. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dude, cross my off your list. I don’t need a free personality test.”

  14. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Y’know, all you have to do is change the second “R” in her last name to an “L”…

  15. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a nice turd cutter.

  16. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    Snuff, crackwhore, and poop.

  17. Pink Butt Yoga Pants
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Way to class it up for the launch party.

  18. Alan Cumming Mesh Tank Top
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘When The Cop Shone His Flashlight Into The Woods’ to give it it’s full title

  19. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    nick
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww, what an adorable bitch!

  20. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Hide the kids, Uncle Bill’s been in the liquor cabinet again.

  21. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice try, Don, but nobody out-Mickeys the Rourke!

  22. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Not seen: missing socks with his Topsiders.

  23. William Shatner Red Face Hat
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    See? THAT’s a real man’s hat!
    Take note, hipsters…

  24. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me, ma’am, I think you dropped your purse…”
    “Get away from me, freaky fuckerhead.”
    …next woman
    “Excuse me, ma’am, I think you dropped your purse…”

  25. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Probably smells like Sardinias too.

  26. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Vertical stripes are slimming.

  27. Keanu Reeves High
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Duuuuuddeeee.

  28. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Channeling Tennessee Williams.

  29. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Commented on this photo:

    That dog looks like he was praying for the sweet embrace of death… And Mischa obliged…

  30. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll be back…for more plastic surgery.

  31. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Those poor, poor shoes.

  32. Keanu Reeves High
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Are his eyes getting smaller?

  33. Maria Shriver Camel Toe Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    She just sensed that Frodo put the ring on.

  34. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Fun house mirrors can be so cruel.

  35. Bradley Cooper John Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait, so you’re saying midgets about this high don’t put up much of a fight? Awesome!”

  36. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    RacistPete
    Commented on this photo:

    Can dogs get herpes?

  37. Keanu Reeves High
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad Keanu? No.
    Happy Keanu? No.
    Stoned out of his fucking gourd Keanu? Yup.

  38. Don Johnson Moustache Ponytail
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Take that, Bandaras!”

  39. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa. This bitch can barely dress herself and she has a retail store? Do they just give those things to just anyone? Remember the yellow mom pants??

  40. Ashlee Ricci Britney Hosken Kate Racz Butts Leather Pants Bending Over
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    The one on the left doesn’t look entirely committed to the cure…

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I will not make this out to StopBangingTheHelpThankYou”

  42. Hofit Golan Butt See Through Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice…

  43. Mickey Rourke Balding Bad Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you know that when you call Mr. Chow to make a reservation, they answer the phone with, “Mr. Chow, that’s our name, that name again is Mr. Chow”? True story.

  44. Keanu Reeves High
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what Matrix feedback looks like “I know Kung Fu because the other me knows Kung Fu who knows Kung Fu before I knew Kung Fu when Kung Fu was something that I didn’t know before I knew Kung Fu.”

    ::zzzzt::

  45. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Spandex Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s starting to look like an anime robot parody…

  46. Chloe Simms Cleavage Lingerie
    Willie Dixon
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeesh. No thanks. Won’t even look at the rest.

  47. Keanu Reeves High
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Back in ten minutes

  48. Rihanna Wet White Dress Barbados Tourism Photoshoot
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what ship just sank around her this time. Hopefully not another $200 million Battleship.

  49. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Urvag
    Commented on this photo:

    Little did Sparky know that the white powder residue on her lips was not from a donut….

  50. Mischa Barton Dog Kiss
    Emma Watson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s with all these french lkissing the dogs. in the old days they just had “doggie style” sex with the dogs.

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