The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.8.11

April 8th, 2011 // 437 Comments

If I died right now, what are the odds I’d come back as Kelly Brook‘s baby? Say a lot.

The Crap We Missed – Brought to you by Friday. Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun… I just had a stroke: Will Smith has a mustache in Men in Black III. That means it’s fancy. Heidi Montag wearing a necklace that’s in no way rife for humor. Mario Lopez looks absolutely thrilled to be seen with his baby daughter, and speaking of, Billy Zane apparently made a secret one with this to get back at this. That’ll teach her.

So baby gimme dat “Toot toot,” and lemme gi’ ya that “Beep beep,”

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kelly Brook
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to come back as one of her pre-pregnancy thongs.

  2. Gary Shirley
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmph, no shit on face, clean shirt (albeit unironed). Quite a turnaround. Nah, he’s still a fat fuck.

  3. Gary Shirley
    t-bone
    Commented on this photo:

    K-Fed waves at his adoring fan

  4. Kim Catrall
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought we only had to worry about the faultlines in Japan.

  5. Kim Catrall
    t-bone
    Commented on this photo:

    And her face froze that way forever more.

  6. Heidi Montag
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, so when does ‘Broke-ass Moron’ debut?

  7. Kelly Brook
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, the huge mammaries. Or, more appropriately, “OH! OOOOOOOOOHHH!”

  8. Will Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    Cheech called. He said to make sure your car has dingle balls in it to make the moustache feel at home.

  9. Mandy Moore
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Mandy! Show us your Lucky face!”

  10. Kelly Brook
    Hugh Gentry
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    I want to spend a week in between those.

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    briguy324
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks freakishly like christopher walken

  12. Heidi Montag
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I’m melting……! “

  13. Kim Catrall
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    dirty old whore

  14. Russell Crowe
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s gonna beat me up with his manly man-boobs!

  15. Heidi Montag
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I need to see her naked

    • Fletch

      Yes, if she wants me to watch her shows she will get naked in each one otherwise there is no redeeming value.

      Ah, never mind, I’ll just go rip off the clothes of some mannequin at Victoria’s Secret and get the same effect.

  16. Mandy Moore
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “And what do you call this again?…..A “Shocker”??”

  17. Kim Catrall
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna forgets to close her eyes when the Ark is opened.

  18. Kim Catrall
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    I hear she’s up for the role of Skeletor in the new He-Man movie.

  19. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Hugh Gentry
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    I need to tongue punch her turd cutter

  20. Gary Shirley
    Commented on this photo:

    Practicing for his new job as greeter at the new Piggly Wiggly.

  21. Mandy Moore
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT’S not the right hole…

  22. Will Smith
    JMS
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re making a Men in Black 3? Did they not see Men in Black 2?

  23. Gary Shirley
    Commented on this photo:

    I guarantee you off to the edges of this picture that balcony is slowly pulling away from the wall…

  24. Gary Shirley
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay Gary! Time for you to come back inside and watch Nickoloden, we don’t want you catching a chill out there, now do we dear?!”

  25. Kim Catrall
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to believe there’s an entire franchise based around the idea that 20-something men will let this thing anywhere near their dick

  26. Kim Catrall
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “A double anal scene?? You’ve got to be ki – I’LL DO IT”

  27. Gary Shirley
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    How low on the papparazzi totem pole do you have to be to get assigned to following this sack of shit around?

  28. Snoop Dogg
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    Snoop finally shows us what he sees when he is high.

  29. Mario Lopez
    Deacon Jones
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  30. Mario Lopez
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Does his baby have Downs?

  31. Russell Crowe
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Jim Braddock is going to use his moobs to knock some sense into his opponent (a hotel clerk).

  32. Kim Catrall
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice to see John Kassir’s working again

  33. Snoop Dogg
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, what kind of devil puppet is that? Nice pink 70′s vest…

  34. Preston Lacy
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Norm from Cheers?

  35. Russell Crowe
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was William Petersen on first glance

  36. Snoop Dogg
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That was the Cookie Monster until it inhaled that black shit from the prawns.

  37. Snoop Dogg
    Deacon Jones
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    (Man this is some strong shit. This guy next to me looks like a Doberman)

  38. Yoko Ono
    Ho.Lee.Shit
    Commented on this photo:

    The man, the myth, the legend.

  39. Yoko Ono
    bday55
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    why?

  40. Heidi Montag
    Commented on this photo:

    Pearls before swine. That is all.

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    who needs blowers, i got the wind doing it for me.

  42. Kim Catrall
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet its like sticking your dick into a leather-bagged vacuum cleaner

  43. David Arquette
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe that asshole in security said ‘Scream 4 is the best you can do these days, huh?’

  44. Preston Lacy
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (Now how’s this work? I crap my pants BEFORE or AFTER I get on this thing?)

  45. Yoko Ono
    Commented on this photo:

    Licensed to [Kim Jong] ill

  46. Heidi Montag
    Commented on this photo:

    Save the TV show, shoot Heidi

  47. Preston Lacy
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    When you are that size, and you face is that red, it’s time to start looking for one of those wall-mounted defibrillators.

  48. Billy Zane Newborn
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh YES!

    Yes indeed, Billy!

    • cc

      Have to admit, all my Billy Zane jokes just fizzled. What’s that saying…he who laughs last? Guess it’s Billy laughing (and me crying).

    • cc

      ETA this fucker also dated Kelly Brook for 4 years. God I hate him.

  49. Yoko Ono
    Commented on this photo:

    Michael Jackson looks terrible

  50. Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    “SEE?!? A BABY! I swear, I’m NOT gay!”

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