If I died right now, what are the odds I’d come back as Kelly Brook‘s baby? Say a lot.
The Crap We Missed – Brought to you by Friday. Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun… I just had a stroke: Will Smith has a mustache in Men in Black III. That means it’s fancy. Heidi Montag wearing a necklace that’s in no way rife for humor. Mario Lopez looks absolutely thrilled to be seen with his baby daughter, and speaking of, Billy Zane apparently made a secret one with this to get back at this. That’ll teach her.
So baby gimme dat “Toot toot,” and lemme gi’ ya that “Beep beep,”
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I want to come back as one of her pre-pregnancy thongs.
Hmph, no shit on face, clean shirt (albeit unironed). Quite a turnaround. Nah, he’s still a fat fuck.
K-Fed waves at his adoring fan
I thought it WAS K-fed until I read the caption
I thought we only had to worry about the faultlines in Japan.
And her face froze that way forever more.
+1
Oh, so when does ‘Broke-ass Moron’ debut?
Oh, the huge mammaries. Or, more appropriately, “OH! OOOOOOOOOHHH!”
Cheech called. He said to make sure your car has dingle balls in it to make the moustache feel at home.
“Hey Mandy! Show us your Lucky face!”
I want to spend a week in between those.
he looks freakishly like christopher walken
” I’m melting……! “
dirty old whore
he’s gonna beat me up with his manly man-boobs!
I need to see her naked
Yes, if she wants me to watch her shows she will get naked in each one otherwise there is no redeeming value.
Ah, never mind, I’ll just go rip off the clothes of some mannequin at Victoria’s Secret and get the same effect.
“And what do you call this again?…..A “Shocker”??”
Madonna forgets to close her eyes when the Ark is opened.
I hear she’s up for the role of Skeletor in the new He-Man movie.
Dude, she is SO much better looking than Madonna…… Just saying
Like you wouldn’t freak!!
I need to tongue punch her turd cutter
Practicing for his new job as greeter at the new Piggly Wiggly.
THAT’S not the right hole…
They’re making a Men in Black 3? Did they not see Men in Black 2?
I guarantee you off to the edges of this picture that balcony is slowly pulling away from the wall…
“Okay Gary! Time for you to come back inside and watch Nickoloden, we don’t want you catching a chill out there, now do we dear?!”
Hard to believe there’s an entire franchise based around the idea that 20-something men will let this thing anywhere near their dick
“A double anal scene?? You’ve got to be ki – I’LL DO IT”
How low on the papparazzi totem pole do you have to be to get assigned to following this sack of shit around?
Bahahahaha! Fuckin’ A.
Snoop finally shows us what he sees when he is high.
Tell me you see it too guys.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does his baby have Downs?
That’s the twin from Total Recall. And a baby.
He doesn’t look like he has Down’s to me. He looks like he has high cholesterol.
Just for the record, Mario Lopez’s baby daughter does NOT have Downs. Here are some more pics from the same day:
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/123228/2011/04/mario-lopez-shows-daughter-gia#image-load
I was mostly making a joke about how thrilled he is to be with his daughter, but I probably should’ve picked a less Downs-looking shot of his kid. My bad.
Jim Braddock is going to use his moobs to knock some sense into his opponent (a hotel clerk).
Nice to see John Kassir’s working again
Gotta love an obscure Cryptkeeper reference. Well done!!
Wasn’t sure anyone would get it – TY for validating my faith :D
Jesus, what kind of devil puppet is that? Nice pink 70′s vest…
Is that Norm from Cheers?
I thought it was William Petersen on first glance
Enlarge…enhance…too far! too far!
I can see it.
That was the Cookie Monster until it inhaled that black shit from the prawns.
HAHAHHAHAHA
(Man this is some strong shit. This guy next to me looks like a Doberman)
The man, the myth, the legend.
why?
Pearls before swine. That is all.
who needs blowers, i got the wind doing it for me.
I bet its like sticking your dick into a leather-bagged vacuum cleaner
I can’t believe that asshole in security said ‘Scream 4 is the best you can do these days, huh?’
(Now how’s this work? I crap my pants BEFORE or AFTER I get on this thing?)
Licensed to [Kim Jong] ill
Save the TV show, shoot Heidi
Yes.
When you are that size, and you face is that red, it’s time to start looking for one of those wall-mounted defibrillators.
Oh YES!
Yes indeed, Billy!
Have to admit, all my Billy Zane jokes just fizzled. What’s that saying…he who laughs last? Guess it’s Billy laughing (and me crying).
ETA this fucker also dated Kelly Brook for 4 years. God I hate him.
Michael Jackson looks terrible
“SEE?!? A BABY! I swear, I’m NOT gay!”