Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to a funky mid-week holiday, is kind of light. On the bright side, it’s almost entirely female with the exception of the thing standing next to Elizabeth Hurley‘s breasts, the nubile, weepy-eyed Peter Parker of Fish’s dreams, and Bertney‘s federtots.
Oh, I almost forgot Carrot Top, but in fairness to me, does anyone really know the sex of this creature?
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That is not Ms. Spears – it’s not her body type.
I think it is, if you look back and forth at these two pictures, the frame seems right.
http://gofugyourself.com/x-factor-letter-of-truth-part-iv-07-2012#more-616562
I honestly thought this was one of those Teen Mom nightmares. It’s worse than I thought.
Timberlake you dodged a bullet and a half!
First member of Michelle Malkin Menudo.
Are we sure that’s even her? All the extra weight aside, it doesn’t even look like her face.
I don’t get the hate for this one. She looks tasty as always. In Black Swan she was scary skinny (which the role required).
thats the exact face you make when you realize you’ve thrown your career away
Tights bitch, wear tights!
I never knew they did breast augmentation one at a time, like cataract surgery.
I thought this was a Teen mom at first glance until I read the title.
Dual O faces.
The dior bag does not help the look.
Now this is how you carry off sweat pants. Note to Mila Kunis.
Jesus christ… she looks fucking awful here.
“Hmmmm….. I know what America needs….. ‘Chairman of the board II’ “
Danny Bonaduce life coach.