Where the hell did that thing come from? Oh, right, all the Starbucks.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Ass Edition which “ends” – There was no excuse for that. – our week with Kelly Brook‘s back bosom, Deena Cortese still bending over, I don’t even want to know and an incredible, if not adulterous, example of how every pregnant butt should be obsessively sculpted on a daily basis, along with Lady Gaga providing suggested uses for said butt.
I’ll be the drummer,
- The Superficial
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“So long, career.”
I had it all…
Is this that new, Amish look all the hipsters are into?
“‘Allo. Bridgette Jones. Anyone? ‘Allo?”
Nice caboose though.
He looks like that hobbit who gets high and talks to the dog.
Blurred out picture doesn’t help, still nasty.
Double Mint Skank Twins.
She may have joker face, but I’ve been waiting 35 years to see those titties. Come on Over 50 magazine, get on this!
Yeah, same here, even though I might regret seeing her totally nude, I’ve still always wanted to
Filming The Blair Witch Project II: Return to Endor?
Her face looks like one of the puppets from Crank Yankers.
haha so tru
Oh shit, her face is melting.
Someone’s holding back the puke . . . What a professional!
I bet he just called her a little piggy. He likes that joke.
+1
zuckerberg?
So, he’s not acting at all as Johnny Drama, is he?
I’m thinking more of a Johnny Bravo….with brown hair.
oh wow – unexpected! how nice.
Who knew it was that nice!
chelsea handler never looked so good.
“Is that Johnny Drama hitting on me?”
He’s got a turtle head poking out
Brian Regan with down syndrome
i’d still knock the wrinkles out of that little pixie any fucking day. yum, yum.
In every picture there’s a guy with glasses who says “holy shit, do you see that ass?” with his eyes.
Even in the sweltering heat of summer, Elizabeth Hurley’s nipples do not disappoint.
Listen Shannons. I don’t want to tell you how to run your careers, but a friendly word of advice. Get some fucking tits.
Oh sweet jeebus! When did that happen?
I’d eat off that ass.
…Ravenously–with second and third helpings….Artofwar
Just imagine it clenched around your dick.
FUCK YEA…id inject some sweet sweet liquid inside that ass…
Mmmmm aaaassss
LOL..whats wrooong with meeh
Relax dude
Blah blah blah….saying it all with his eyes.
LOL!
I thought this was a hot pic of Helen Mirren.
His crabs must be extra itchy lately.
That shirt and jacket are like two opposing fronts. It’s about to rain on his chest.
Oh he is still alive, well physically…. not career-wise.
must be a bitch trying to quit smoking like that.
+1
*Parton
great show – too much makeup here though.
What, Extra?
BBwwwaaaaaafffffff. “Oh….uh…..excuse me. Should of….uh…past on the bean burrito.”
Fabio is slowly morphing into Zippy the Pinhead. Good for him!
Outstanding. +7.
“Yeah, no. Jimmy’s not listed in this Farmers’ Almanac at all. I think he was full of it.”
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dead…
Not pictured: Hope
Is that a police badge? Does he just arrest himself now?
That looks like the headpiece to the staff of Ra that Katt Williams was wearing the day before.
I did like that one.
“Tonight on Extra: Piper Perabo delivers a baby right before your very eyes!”
Its an all-u-can-eat buffet and she was kind enough to load up for the whole table.
“HA! HA! HA! That joke sucks . . .”
Poor Debbie, her figure went all funhouse mirror after bearing my two-headed love child.
Bizarre, yet damn funny.+7 at least.
Anyone would look that rough after having sex with the most interesting man in the world.
Is that Joey Lawrence in the passenger seat?
That poor piano :(
This is the best Mick Jagger has looked in years…
+1
OK, I would totally take her.
I need something to toss on the shower floor to keep me from slipping around in there.
nice.
Do I smell butt sex? No wait, that’s just Fabio.