The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.29.11

July 29th, 2011 // 649 Comments

Where the hell did that thing come from? Oh, right, all the Starbucks.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Ass Edition which “ends” – There was no excuse for that. – our week with Kelly Brook‘s back bosom, Deena Cortese still bending over, I don’t even want to know and an incredible, if not adulterous, example of how every pregnant butt should be obsessively sculpted on a daily basis, along with Lady Gaga providing suggested uses for said butt.

I’ll be the drummer,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    MILF
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    “So long, career.”

  2. Luke Wilson Double Chin
    Alex P
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    I had it all…

  3. Justin Timberlake
    MILF
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    Is this that new, Amish look all the hipsters are into?

  4. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
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    “‘Allo. Bridgette Jones. Anyone? ‘Allo?”

    Nice caboose though.

  5. Justin Timberlake
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    He looks like that hobbit who gets high and talks to the dog.

  6. Deena Cortese Butt Snooki Jersey Shore
    Zoya
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    Blurred out picture doesn’t help, still nasty.

  7. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Zoya
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    Double Mint Skank Twins.

  8. Dolly Pardon
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    She may have joker face, but I’ve been waiting 35 years to see those titties. Come on Over 50 magazine, get on this!

    • DeucePickle

      Yeah, same here, even though I might regret seeing her totally nude, I’ve still always wanted to

  9. Deena Cortese Butt Snooki Jersey Shore
    MILF
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    Filming The Blair Witch Project II: Return to Endor?

  10. Dolly Pardon
    Honkey
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    Her face looks like one of the puppets from Crank Yankers.

  11. Piper Perabo
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    Oh shit, her face is melting.

  12. Kelly Ripa Eating
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    Someone’s holding back the puke . . . What a professional!

  13. Alec Baldwin
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    I bet he just called her a little piggy. He likes that joke.

  14. Justin Timberlake
    Any Guy
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    zuckerberg?

  15. Kevin Dillon
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    So, he’s not acting at all as Johnny Drama, is he?

  16. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    Erica
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    oh wow – unexpected! how nice.

  17. Piper Perabo
    Any Guy
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    chelsea handler never looked so good.

  18. Anna Paquin
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    “Is that Johnny Drama hitting on me?”

  19. Luke Wilson Double Chin
    Honkey
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    He’s got a turtle head poking out

  20. Kevin Dillon
    Hugh Jass
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    Brian Regan with down syndrome

  21. Kelly Ripa Eating
    Any Guy
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    i’d still knock the wrinkles out of that little pixie any fucking day. yum, yum.

  22. Kelly Brook
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    In every picture there’s a guy with glasses who says “holy shit, do you see that ass?” with his eyes.

  23. Elizabeth Hurley Nipples
    Honkey
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    Even in the sweltering heat of summer, Elizabeth Hurley’s nipples do not disappoint.

  24. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
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    Listen Shannons. I don’t want to tell you how to run your careers, but a friendly word of advice. Get some fucking tits.

  25. Laura Dern
    Lemmiwinks
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    Oh sweet jeebus! When did that happen?

  26. truth.org

    I’d eat off that ass.

  27. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    MILF
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    Blah blah blah….saying it all with his eyes.

  28. Renee Zellweger Butt Yoga Pants
    Ariella
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    I thought this was a hot pic of Helen Mirren.

  29. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Honkey
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    His crabs must be extra itchy lately.

  30. Luke Wilson Double Chin
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    That shirt and jacket are like two opposing fronts. It’s about to rain on his chest.

  31. Pauly Shore
    Hugh Jass
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    Oh he is still alive, well physically…. not career-wise.

  32. Anna Paquin
    Any Guy
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    must be a bitch trying to quit smoking like that.

  33. Dolly Pardon
    TomFrank
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    *Parton

  34. Piper Perabo
    Turd Ferguson
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    great show – too much makeup here though.

  35. Luke Wilson Double Chin
    HumpinFrog
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    BBwwwaaaaaafffffff. “Oh….uh…..excuse me. Should of….uh…past on the bean burrito.”

  36. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
    Lemmiwinks
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    Fabio is slowly morphing into Zippy the Pinhead. Good for him!

  37. James Franco
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    “Yeah, no. Jimmy’s not listed in this Farmers’ Almanac at all. I think he was full of it.”

  38. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
    Honkey
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    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dead…

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Not pictured: Hope

  40. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
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    Is that a police badge? Does he just arrest himself now?

  41. Piper Perabo
    TomFrank
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    “Tonight on Extra: Piper Perabo delivers a baby right before your very eyes!”

  42. Kelly Ripa Eating
    Turd Ferguson
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    Its an all-u-can-eat buffet and she was kind enough to load up for the whole table.

  43. Laura Dern
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    “HA! HA! HA! That joke sucks . . .”

  44. Debbie Gibson GMA
    Lemmiwinks
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    Poor Debbie, her figure went all funhouse mirror after bearing my two-headed love child.

  45. Michelle Rodriguez Tight Pants
    Hugh Jass
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    Anyone would look that rough after having sex with the most interesting man in the world.

  46. Pauly Shore
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    Is that Joey Lawrence in the passenger seat?

  47. Lady Gaga Ass See Through Tights
    Hugh Jass
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    That poor piano :(

  48. Paz De La Huerta Court
    Lemmiwinks
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    This is the best Mick Jagger has looked in years…

  49. Anna Paquin
    Turd Ferguson
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    OK, I would totally take her.
    I need something to toss on the shower floor to keep me from slipping around in there.

  50. Fabio Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice
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    Do I smell butt sex? No wait, that’s just Fabio.

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