The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.19.13

July 19th, 2013 // 246 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which came up a little short (Oh, how I wish I had a Dinklage pic to link right there.), forcing me to pull the Final Five out of retirement once again. So, if you’re a fan of butts attached to marginally recognizable famewhores, I’m your Huckleberry. I did manage to find Beyonce taking care not to endanger her pregnancy in any way, Weston Cage not doing karate, so yes, his meds have been stablized, and Bob Saget near impressionable young women, which is fine, because it’s not like that’s ever ended in Heath Ledger‘s death before.

Wow, those really got progressively darker didn’t they?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    looks a little carrie brownstein faced here.

    • As sandy replied, in the time of recession a secret made stand her in her daily life. She makes up to $7850 each month by working on computer for just few hours. Here that site is……xurl.es/9tm8v

  2. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
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    kimmy, you out there? lulz.

  3. Beyonce Floating Above Stage
    catapostrophe
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    I thought I felt tremors the other night

  4. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    My God, man… how many nipples does she have??

  5. Robert Pattinson LAX
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    Seen here volunteering for the tertiary screening.

  6. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    Monty Burns’ hairpiece looks good.

  7. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Slater Trout has never looked better.

    Nevertheless, Instagram must die.

  8. Bob Saget Double Chin Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Careful, lady. That guy is waaay more perverted than his role on Full House would lead you to believe.

  9. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants Sweaty Back
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    Hey Seacrest, know how I know you’re gay?

  10. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    “If you listen closely, you can look at my boobs.”

  11. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
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    Eh, she’s looked worse. I think that’s as close to a compliment I’m going to get.

  12. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
    MRF
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    Get … off … my … STAGE!

  13. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
    catapostrophe
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    Beavis-y.

  14. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed, to see Brad & Angelina leave a flaming bag of poop on my doorstep.

  15. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Old ass Aniston.

  16. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    If I had a grandpa he’d look just like George H.W. Bush.

  17. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
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    “Kaaaaaaahn, were gonna be late!”

  18. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    His neck doily does not cover his moobs.

  19. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
    broduhjenner
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    “good morning Vietnam!”

  20. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    AIDS-y.

  21. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    Hi I’m Bob “what the hell am I doing here, I thought I was dead” Hope. That Ann-Margret, boy. Lemme tell ya..grrrr.

  22. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    My son did what?

  23. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    broduhjenner
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    woahhhh. she’s got Katherine heigl stomach going on here.

  24. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
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    Han So-old.

  25. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
    broduhjenner
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    awww, that’s nice. he’ consoling Jennifer Anniston after everything Angelina put her through.

  26. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    A g g g ghost

  27. Bob Saget Double Chin Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    broduhjenner
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    from full house to full louse in a few short years

  28. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Jake
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    She’s turning the corner fast. Pregnancy is going to send her looks into a tailspin..

  29. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
    bambam
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    What a hell is wrong with him?

    Hermaionie, I think I swallowed my wand. H E L P

  30. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    TDIII
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    I thought Lily Tomlin had been out of show business for years.

  31. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
    broduhjenner
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    i’m going to say this is worse than macramé shorts.

  32. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
    broduhjenner
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    he looks like a fat chris angel

  33. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
    broduhjenner
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    he looks like voldemort

  34. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
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    God! It’s like she’s wearing a mask; the eyes follow me everywhere.

  35. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
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    Ya gotta stop with the plastic surgery, hon. Your vagina is in the middle of your chest now.

  36. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    No kid, but already looks like somone’s mom.

  37. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    What the hell happened to Robin Williams?

  38. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    The love-child of Nathan Explosion and William Forsythe.

  39. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
    alex
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    I wonder if anyone asked the panel about the over racism of Orson Scott Card, the author of Ender’s Game. He’s a sick and twisted fuck.

    But I did love Ender’s Game.

  40. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges GMA
    Ken
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    Ryan: “…and I had this switch next to the bed that turned on an ‘EXIT’ sign over the door. I’d roll off and reach over and flick it on. Most of them were bright enough to catch on but…”

    The Dude: *Ah, memories*

  41. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
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    Leia “You pooped your pants.”
    Han “I know.”

  42. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
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    I think the meth use is catching up with her.

  43. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    1hunglo
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    I think I know where she’s hiding the nuts

  44. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    so now he is appearing on AMC’s The Walking Dead.

  45. Beyonce Floating Above Stage
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    That’s how she gave birth to Blue Ivy.
    “Queen Bey doesn’t lie down to give birth. Queen Bey is a trend setter, a role model and an African queen! *Flying jumping jack* Spring forth from my bleached vagina! AYAYAYAYA!”
    Sponsored by Pepsi.

  46. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
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    He’s still looking forward to meeting his granddaughter, Shakira.

  47. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
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    Pfft… those are hardly comically oversized enough for me to even bother looking at. Well, maybe just a peek.

  48. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
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    Her new nickname is “Final Five Filler”.

  49. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    Think he saw Rihanna.

  50. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    ruckus
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    I hope she plays the Squirrel.

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