The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.13.12

July 13th, 2012 // 793 Comments

“No captain, she said she won’t board until we change it to S.S. Buttsex.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Sara Jean Underwood absolutely owns Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con, Mick Jagger answers approximately how many more farewell tours The Stones are planning, and Elizabeth Berkley just remembered she forgot something. Probably left the stove on. And exactly how much can a fart smell like man-goo?

Only Edward Cullen knows the answer,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Josh Brolin Sandals Iced Coffee Labor Day Set
    EricLr
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    One of these guys is about 5 seconds away from an impromptu yoga demonstration. Can you guess which?

  2. Rihanna Bikini Butt Inflatable Raft
    Sven Golly
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    Showing us her Bermuda Triangle. Did a bunch of planes really get lost in there?

  3. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
    Johnny P!
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    What does dressing up like Shakira in her ‘Whenever, Wherever’ video have to do with comics?

  4. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
    EricLr
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    I think I just got an Attack of the Show in my pants.

  5. Hayden Christensen Rachel Bilson
    Boy Blunder
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    Look! 2 no talent hacks!

  6. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    wow she is telling people how much of her fame is left.

  7. Antonio Banderas Clogs No Socks
    yomama
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    please tell me he’s not wearing baby blue clogs….with heels!

  8. Hayden Christensen Rachel Bilson
    EricLr
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    If we brood long enough, they’ll mistake it for talent.

  9. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Comic-Con
    Johnny P!
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    Monkey-Boy and Smelly were the star duo of the day!

  10. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    No Standards
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    He looks shockingly like the Emperor.

  11. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    …The same way I got every other role…with this hand.

  12. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    EricLr
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    Virtuous European manhood once again protects its own against the Mongol housekeeper horde!

  13. Rihanna Bikini Butt Inflatable Raft
    Cock Dr
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    Break out the rum & the big feathered headpiece…RiRi is back in Barbardos.

  14. Antonio Banderas Clogs No Socks
    Johnny P!
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    Dude: “Antonio, I hear you wank in airport bathrooms with old yoga magazines…”
    Antonio: “*sigh* Yeah, you’ve seen my wife. Got any more recent issues lying around?”

  15. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
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    They have sun in San Diego. Maybe you could fucking sit in it for a couple of minutes.

    • vgrly

      She will be tan for her next role to suit you melanoma sun worshipping addicts.

      She’s looking great here.

      • richie

        agree

      • Smapdi

        She’s been coming along in her hotness level, and she is looking good here.

      • lily

        agree. i dont like KS’s personality AT ALL but she is pretty and her skin is lovely. i dont get this countrys obsession with being tan. good luck to all these bitches who will look like tan mom and have skin cancer when they are 40 and age themselves 2 decades

      • Boy Blunder

        great = unwashed

      • Blech

        Vitamin D is good for you. Sparky didn’t say “hey, go all Jersey Shore funk nasty on us!” He/she said that Kristen should get some fucking sun.

        Getting some sun is not the same as frying your skin or spray tanning it orange.

        I agree with sparky. Just a little for a natural glow, and for the sake of resembling someone who gets out of the house to do stuff.

      • Maybe that is her natural glow…

      • Blech

        Or maybe it’s the glow from sitting indoors and smoking stuff all day.

        I’m not saying she isn’t pretty– she is.

        I’m just kinda sick of the extremes. “I’m supposed to be pale”. No. Get out of the freaking house, or go for a walk during your lunch hour, and watch the magic that wil unfold on your cheeks…

        The skin tells many many tales about one’s health and level of productivity.

        And don’t get me wrong– I also hate the orange extremists… because they’re just fucking ugly.

        Thanks.

      • KatieG

        Guess what, I don’t tan at all. I just burn I burn, I turn red, it goes away and I’m pale again. NOT EVERYBODY TANS.

      • S.

        I’m very pale and I don’t tan easily. if I go out to ‘get some sun’ purely for the vitamin D or the sake of being outdoors, it still doesn’t really show

      • Blech

        Yeah, well, go out during the day more than once a week.

        I’m pale, too. I know what I’m talking about.

        Thing is, a lot of us never leave our office buildings.

    • tlmck

      Her skin tone is perfect for the lead in “50 Shades of Grey”.

  16. Elizabeth Berkley Nipples Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    most people usually tip the valets with a few bucks not let them jerk off to her.

  17. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    Somewhere there is a publicist just giddy that her cash cow FINALLY smiled and showed off her tits.

  18. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    No Standards
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    Hey Will.i.am, you want to go to the horse races?

    “Sure, let me dress like a complete fucking moron first. I do believe I’ll put on my douchiest pants in preparation for tonight’s revelries!”

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Juju
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    If you squint, it looks like they are holding hands.

  20. Patricia Arquette
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    Is that the transsexual one?

  21. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
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    She looks like someone that could make you a nice quilt.

  22. Rihanna Bikini Butt Inflatable Raft
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    do herpes invade the anus? or do they stick to twat and mouth? if you see what i’m getting at…

  23. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
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    Nice pants and purse, shithead!

  24. Amanda Seyfried Legs Butt Booty Shorts
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i always wondered what would happen if Rose McGowan was blonde.

  25. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    Sven Golly
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    No dobrah do youngee, con kung, Jabba!

  26. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    Hairdresser: “So what are we doing today, Ms. Plimpton?”
    Martha: “I want to try something new… I know, make me look like I have Down Syndrome!”
    Hairdresser: “Coming up!”
    **snip! snip! snip!**

  27. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    boobsgetawaywithmurder
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    It’s that an “Easy A” on her blouse? Cause I doubt she could sport a rough D! Next!

  28. Patricia Arquette
    EricLr
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    Yeah, if I had been married to Nicolas Cage, I probably would have joined a cult too.

  29. Josh Brolin Sandals Iced Coffee Labor Day Set
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    “I’m a little tea pot short and stout…”

  30. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
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    Of course SHE showed up. It’s the attention whore event of the season.

  31. Antonio Banderas Clogs No Socks
    EricLr
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    Whatever you do, lay off of those blue suede shoes!

  32. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Hey stupid! you are supposed to be Luke skywalker with Star wars not a Walker from the Walking dead.

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    Pauly D and the Situation hit the scene in season 23 of The Jersey Shore.

  34. Hayden Christensen Rachel Bilson
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    I don’t want to alarm anyone but one of those is NOT Hayden Christensen…

  35. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
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    Where I come from, black people respect themselves sir.

  36. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
    Jill
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    She will take what is hers with tits and ass?

  37. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
    boobsgetawaywithmurder
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    Oh and here I was gonna comment on how much clothing what’s her name again, was wearing… Oh Aubrey, yeah.

  38. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    EricLr
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    Has anyone already made the Martha Blimpton joke? Because if not, I’d like to call it.

  39. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    Johnny P!
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    I thought it was fuckin’ Meatloaf at first…

  40. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    Dick Hell
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    Hair coloring so natural it fooled EVERYBODY. Nice going, Mick!

  41. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    you’ll look that way too if your future husband draws for Marvel.

  42. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
    Jade
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    I think she was trying to be Daenerys from Game Of Thrones. But damn, she could have gotten a better wig.

  43. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Again: Gayer than a tree full of parrots.

  44. Haley Joel Osment
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    I bet you he smells like the vinyl seat in a McDonalds in the middle of summer on the equator.

  45. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
    Contusion
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    Looks like she borrowed one of Nicki Minaj’s wigs for the day.

  46. Patricia Arquette
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What a dish

  47. Monica Bellucci Cleavage Bra
    boobsgetawaywithmurder
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    Awesome looking old lady!

  48. John Stossel
    Johnny P!
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    Who ‘dat?

  49. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Comic-Con
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    “His penis?? Tastes pretty good…”

  50. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    Sweetie, Daddy needs you to help dress him like a 70′s gay street hustler.

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