superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Dig in & touch the Christ-booger.

  2. It had to be said

    So, I put right here on Salena and she got really mad, then my pee pee threw up and she got REALLY mad.

  3. SIN

    After he pick out a good one, he is going to put it on the doorbell and see who rings it next.

  4. MisterSuccint

    Pickin’ and a-pullin’.

  5. cc

    Well, at least we know he’s not an anti-Semite.

  6. MisterSuccint

    Pickin’ and a-pullin’.

  7. Coyote

    Open 24 Hours no Waiting

  8. Coyote

    Open 24 Hours, no waiting

  9. cc

    If he rolled it up and flicked it, you could probably sell it on eBay.

    (I am sorry, are you eating?)

  10. Drew

    Probably misses Ushers cock being shoved in every orifice. I guess that’s the best alternative.

  11. “Usher said I’d know I made 3rd base when my finger smelled like tuna…but it still just smells like Usher”

    • hbw

      great, now i have to clean the beer off my monitor.

    • Damn you, every time I think I’ve come up with an original you’ve beaten me to it.

      “I love the smell of 3rd base in the morning. It smells like…….. victory.”

      I’ve gotta stop reading the posts first.

  12. Selena…Usher…nope, no one smells as good as mom.

  13. TomFrank

    “Jesus took his nose, and picked it, and gave his dried snot to his disciples and said, ‘Take, eat, this is my Maple Sugar.’ ” (Usher 26:26)

  14. whiskeyafternoon

    Dig, tug, dig, tug. ah, the demanding life of a talentless celebrity.

  15. dontlooknow

    One hand in the “pocket” and one in the nose. Typical teenager.

  16. Feeling for his brain and checking on his vag.

  17. KC

    A rare look at the Bieber song-writing process.

  18. cutthecrap

    let me guess, his publicist will say that it’s really not him.

  19. ZAGA

    “Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!”
    “Fifty bucks more says he eats it!”

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