Dig in & touch the Christ-booger.
wasn’t that ‘the signal’ in The Sting
So, I put right here on Salena and she got really mad, then my pee pee threw up and she got REALLY mad.
After he pick out a good one, he is going to put it on the doorbell and see who rings it next.
Pickin’ and a-pullin’.
I thought the song was “Pickin’ and Grinnin”
Check his right hand.
Well, at least we know he’s not an anti-Semite.
Open 24 Hours no Waiting
Open 24 Hours, no waiting
If he rolled it up and flicked it, you could probably sell it on eBay.
(I am sorry, are you eating?)
Probably misses Ushers cock being shoved in every orifice. I guess that’s the best alternative.
“Usher said I’d know I made 3rd base when my finger smelled like tuna…but it still just smells like Usher”
great, now i have to clean the beer off my monitor.
Damn you, every time I think I’ve come up with an original you’ve beaten me to it.
“I love the smell of 3rd base in the morning. It smells like…….. victory.”
I’ve gotta stop reading the posts first.
Selena…Usher…nope, no one smells as good as mom.
“Jesus took his nose, and picked it, and gave his dried snot to his disciples and said, ‘Take, eat, this is my Maple Sugar.’ ” (Usher 26:26)
Dig, tug, dig, tug. ah, the demanding life of a talentless celebrity.
One hand in the “pocket” and one in the nose. Typical teenager.
Feeling for his brain and checking on his vag.
A rare look at the Bieber song-writing process.
let me guess, his publicist will say that it’s really not him.
“Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!”
“Fifty bucks more says he eats it!”
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