“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”
Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.
SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),
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firstards! bitches
about goddamn time!! number 34 scratched out of my life to do list. damn!!!!
I really don’t care who put it in there.
hope it’s as good as hangover 2
It couldn’t be worse.
Dig in & touch the Christ-booger.
wasn’t that ‘the signal’ in The Sting
Great flick.
It’s always a great strategy to find a fattie to stand next to.
dare i mention who’s usually tighter..?
I thought Pink popped the kid out already.
Winner
+1
I’ll say this for her, she’s always very tidy. Succubus, but tidy.
a nice bit of strumpet
I guess if you only use pink toilet paper you need to carry your own roll.
Reminding us that she is so much more than a huge pair of buttocks.
I didn’t know she had a front pose.
damn!
The light hurtz us….hurtz us bad.
So, I put right here on Salena and she got really mad, then my pee pee threw up and she got REALLY mad.
I’ve never seen her from the front, so I never realized how much she looks like Lindsay Lohan from the not-too-distant future.
DiCaprio in 10 years.
holy shit i thought michael moore and scott dipstick had a kid
Meh. Hard to say anything without shredding the civilian who (inexplicably) decided to have her picture taken with Ms. Sugar Tits.
This T-shirt is not the way to argue with your wife.
holy shit i thought michael moore and scott dipstick had a kid
holy shit i thought michael moore and scott dipstick had a kid
3rd times a charm.
Character actors can be any age, shape or size. Here’s proof.
After he pick out a good one, he is going to put it on the doorbell and see who rings it next.
He looks like he’s got a rock hard gut. If that’s possible.
Looking at those eyes I thought it was Cruela DeVille. That dress kind of looks like . . . oh no . . . Spot? Spot?
Shania Twain receiving the shocker in Hollywood.
god damn, she’s a sexy old broad. I’ve always had a thing for her.
Someone hack in & nab this boy’s naked photos.
PLEASE
‘Keep your voice down…nude pics of me are popping up WHERE?’
Let’s say my Twitter account was hacked … Why not? … Representative who?
Such. A. Strange. Child.
Whoa! She looks like a different person without her hair pulled back. Better!
Much
I think she had her teeth capped, her mouth looks different. That’s helping.
I think it’s the not-standing-next-to-a-towering-NBA-player that makes her look normal.
Who’s Nick Cannon?
Seriously.
“He’s hilarious.” – Dave Chappelle’s son (2003)
She’s not as excited for that “award” as I am that she didn’t wear a bra.
She didn’t even bail out her two crack head brothers out of jail to share in the festivities. Shame on her!
She always alone. I guess guys bang her then RUN!
Supplies replenished, the quest for baby daddy continues.
She’s going to go do yoga poses on his front yard until his wife leaves.
A star for one of the least talented singers of all time! Nashville is just the best.
Go America, celebrate mediocrity in all it’s forms.
Pickin’ and a-pullin’.
I thought the song was “Pickin’ and Grinnin”
Check his right hand.
Well, Jesus Christ. That’s not so bad. Why is she wearing muumuus everywhere?
Low IQ look.
Well, at least we know he’s not an anti-Semite.
Dare ain’t no bodies in dis trunk, but I feel like I got Johnny Twotimes wedged right into my balls, into my balls.
Actually it’s Jimmy Twotimes, but i like your energy
“…….so then he said he was breaking up with me because of my doublechin, do you believe it??!”
Pickin’ and a-pullin’.
The back of the shirt sez “for fucking & impregnating Mariah Carey”
Someone used up all the good ‘wingman’ jokes last week.
This is MY beach patio! MINE!
Wait. If she’s only 5 feet tall was the photog in a pit or something?
Maybe Verne Troyer has taken up photography.
In a cruel turn of events, Shania Twain suddenly channels Sarah Palin
Or Nancy Pelosi.
Nothing grosser than 40 year old exposing her belly in public.
She’ll be 50 this year. Jealous much?
What belly? Looks flat to me.
That was Blake’s first choice.
Zombie Steinbrenner lives!
So, you’re posting pics of the guy who delivers Japanese food now?
What’s with the predator lower jaw?
From sucking off Ice T’s entourage every night??
Cau-sal-i-ty n. 1. PRINCIPLE OF CAUSE AND EFFECT the principle that everything that happens must have a cause See pictured.