The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.11

June 3rd, 2011 // 397 Comments

“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”

Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.

SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),

- The Superficial

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  1. bob

    firstards! bitches

  2. January Jones
    Cock Dr
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    I really don’t care who put it in there.

  3. hope it’s as good as hangover 2

  4. Justin Bieber
    Cock Dr
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    Dig in & touch the Christ-booger.

  5. Kendra Wilkinson
    Cock Dr
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    It’s always a great strategy to find a fattie to stand next to.

  6. Paul Sorvino
    MisterSuccint
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    I thought Pink popped the kid out already.

  7. January Jones
    Deryn
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    I’ll say this for her, she’s always very tidy. Succubus, but tidy.

  8. January Jones
    It had to be said
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    I guess if you only use pink toilet paper you need to carry your own roll.

  9. Coco Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Reminding us that she is so much more than a huge pair of buttocks.

  10. Coco Cleavage
    Bob
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    damn!

  11. Ashley Olsen
    Cock Dr
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    The light hurtz us….hurtz us bad.

  12. Justin Bieber
    It had to be said
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    So, I put right here on Salena and she got really mad, then my pee pee threw up and she got REALLY mad.

  13. Coco Cleavage
    Deryn
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    I’ve never seen her from the front, so I never realized how much she looks like Lindsay Lohan from the not-too-distant future.

  14. Jack Nicholson
    Cock Dr
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    DiCaprio in 10 years.

  15. Jack Nicholson
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    holy shit i thought michael moore and scott dipstick had a kid

  16. Kendra Wilkinson
    It had to be said
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    Meh. Hard to say anything without shredding the civilian who (inexplicably) decided to have her picture taken with Ms. Sugar Tits.

  17. Nick Cannon
    MisterSuccint
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    This T-shirt is not the way to argue with your wife.

  18. Jack Nicholson
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    holy shit i thought michael moore and scott dipstick had a kid

  19. Paul Sorvino
    Cock Dr
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    Character actors can be any age, shape or size. Here’s proof.

  20. Justin Bieber
    SIN
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    After he pick out a good one, he is going to put it on the doorbell and see who rings it next.

  21. Paul Sorvino
    Deacon Jones
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    He looks like he’s got a rock hard gut. If that’s possible.

  22. Coco Cleavage
    It had to be said
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    Looking at those eyes I thought it was Cruela DeVille. That dress kind of looks like . . . oh no . . . Spot? Spot?

  23. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    It had to be said
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    Shania Twain receiving the shocker in Hollywood.

  24. Kellan Lutz
    Cock Dr
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    Someone hack in & nab this boy’s naked photos.
    PLEASE

  25. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Keep your voice down…nude pics of me are popping up WHERE?’

  26. Ashley Olsen
    It had to be said
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    Such. A. Strange. Child.

  27. Hayden Panettiere
    Deryn
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    Whoa! She looks like a different person without her hair pulled back. Better!

  28. Nick Cannon
    Deacon Jones
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    Who’s Nick Cannon?

    Seriously.

  29. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Jon Hex
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    She’s not as excited for that “award” as I am that she didn’t wear a bra.

  30. January Jones
    Between the Lines
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    She always alone. I guess guys bang her then RUN!

  31. January Jones
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Supplies replenished, the quest for baby daddy continues.

  32. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Dale
    Commented on this photo:

    A star for one of the least talented singers of all time! Nashville is just the best.

    Go America, celebrate mediocrity in all it’s forms.

  33. Justin Bieber
    MisterSuccint
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    Pickin’ and a-pullin’.

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Deryn
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    Well, Jesus Christ. That’s not so bad. Why is she wearing muumuus everywhere?

  35. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Between the Lines
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    Low IQ look.

  36. Justin Bieber
    cc
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    Well, at least we know he’s not an anti-Semite.

  37. Paul Sorvino
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dare ain’t no bodies in dis trunk, but I feel like I got Johnny Twotimes wedged right into my balls, into my balls.

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Deacon Jones
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    “…….so then he said he was breaking up with me because of my doublechin, do you believe it??!”

  39. Justin Bieber
    MisterSuccint
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    Pickin’ and a-pullin’.

  40. Nick Cannon
    Cock Dr
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    The back of the shirt sez “for fucking & impregnating Mariah Carey”

  41. Kendra Wilkinson
    cc
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    Someone used up all the good ‘wingman’ jokes last week.

  42. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Deryn
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    This is MY beach patio! MINE!

  43. Kim Kardashian
    It had to be said
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    Wait. If she’s only 5 feet tall was the photog in a pit or something?

  44. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Commented on this photo:

    In a cruel turn of events, Shania Twain suddenly channels Sarah Palin

  45. Meg Ryan
    Between the Lines
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    Nothing grosser than 40 year old exposing her belly in public.

  46. Jack Nicholson
    If roughing you is wrong, I dont want to be right
    Commented on this photo:

    That was Blake’s first choice.

  47. Jack Nicholson
    UnholyKrep
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    Zombie Steinbrenner lives!

  48. Kellan Lutz
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    So, you’re posting pics of the guy who delivers Japanese food now?

  49. Coco Cleavage
    cc
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    What’s with the predator lower jaw?

  50. Paul Sorvino
    Jon Hex
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    Cau-sal-i-ty n. 1. PRINCIPLE OF CAUSE AND EFFECT the principle that everything that happens must have a cause See pictured.

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