The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.28.13

June 28th, 2013 // 391 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of creepy shit it could be a Halloween edition. Whether it’s Fran Drescher‘s or James Caan‘s face being ravaged by time or Montana Fishburne in bikini, none of it’s good.

Ok, there are a few bright spots in here, but then this. Jesus Christ, me, why?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    Batu Khan
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    Kendall. Are you sure that’s not a typo?

  2. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Holding Hands Over Naked Breasts
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    Those tits were definitely made for radio. Wait….

  3. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
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    Amazing how it really got the B.O. out of that shirt, huh?

  4. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    Josephus
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    Only when you click “view full size” can you see Chris Hansen and the cop car next to them.

  5. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Holding Hands Over Naked Breasts
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    I think Photo boy misspelled their last name

  6. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
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    Starbucks to his right, massage parlor towards the upper left. What more can he ask for…

  7. David Beckham Antoine Arnault
    Batu Khan
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    Oui, oui. That is a sexy watch. Take it off slowly… tres slowly…

  8. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    Remember when you’d say “Yeah the laugh but I’d still hit it..”.
    Well…

  9. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
    Josephus
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    “…which was organized and attended solely by his wife.” There, fixed it for ya.

  10. David Beckham Antoine Arnault
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    “That’s a proper crotch adjustment right there, Right Antione?”
    “Yeah…. Whatever you say you sexy beast”

  11. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
    Weeblo
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    The dude in the shorts?

  12. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
    Batu Khan
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    You really think my boobs would fit in this?!

  13. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
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    Damn those legs…
    Wow those hips…
    Awesome breasts
    OH COME ON! Morpheus GTFO!!

  14. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    Still not as scary as seeing her naked…

  15. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    alex
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    Jennifer Tilly is getting old.

  16. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    I have no doubt both of these girls spend hours every night studying so they can get into a good college.

  17. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Holding Hands Over Naked Breasts
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    Who are these people?

    More importantly, why are they covering their tits?

  18. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
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    How much of an alcoholic do you have to be to have your hand constantly positioned in the drink holding form?

  19. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    That… uh… That’s not good. Not for anyone.

  20. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
    Batu Khan
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    Looks like women gave him a different reception than he expected.

  21. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    Four bitches.

  22. Matthew Perry Double Chin
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    Looking that good, you just know his career has the momentum of a runaway freight train.

  23. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
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    He’s winking as he slides a finger into the guy in front of him’s ass.

  24. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
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    Doesn’t look at all like a child molester. Not in the least.

  25. Stephen Dorff Christian Audigier Looking At Cell Phone
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    “Dude! That black bird knocked out all the pigs in one shot!”

  26. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
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    Big tits on that dude.

  27. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    This is the same photo as the one on the dictionary page for “unflattering.”

  28. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    There’s a dude working on his third left hip.

  29. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    What you’d see if you put a cheeseburger on your head.

  30. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    The one on the right holding the bag.

  31. Demi Lovato GMA
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    Fat, loud and annoying is no way to go thru life.

  32. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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    “I WILL CUNT PUNT YOU.”

  33. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
    Helena Handbasket
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    Cher’s just preparing to survive a possible drone attack.

  34. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    Batu Khan
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    Damn, he froze up again. Someone bring the jumper cables.

  35. Stephen Dorff Christian Audigier Looking At Cell Phone
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    Gay bars are letting anyone in these days.

  36. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    Fuck, there’s nothing wrong with any of that.

  37. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    Is Paula Deen already back out making public appearances?

  38. Armie Hammer Spiked Up Hair The Lone Ranger Moscow Premiere
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    Gay. Face.
    Gayface.

  39. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
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    I recognize Dina, but who’s the dude on the right?

  40. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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    Someone get Kate Upton away from those two before they infect her with wrinkles.

  41. Omarosa Manigault Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kevin Hart Let Me Explain Premiere
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    This is that pose that says, “Yes, I realize my ass got huge, but I’m going to pretend to embrace it and tell myself that men like a phat ass.”

  42. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
    Batu Khan
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    This must be the last image a zebra sees before the lion catches it. Poor zebra.

  43. Daryl Hannah Brooke Shields Hysterically Laughing The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    Daryl Hannah has got to be 50 and she’s crazy as hell, but I’d fuck her hard enough to keep the lights on in her off-the-grid eco-lodge for the next ten years.

  44. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    Did Kylie lose weight?

  45. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
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    Obviously, Linday got all the looks in that family and then destroyed them so nobody else could have them.

  46. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    Batu Khan
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    I’d ride that. I’d ride that hard. And once I’m done with the car I’d turn my attention to Vanessa’s ass.

  47. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
    John Travolta
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    Hmmm thought that was a stain on the crotch of her dress until I realized it was on my screen.

  48. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
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    Chronic splooge eye.

  49. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    Batu Khan
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    I’m trying, I’m trying. But even kicking your ass won’t make your boobs stick out more.

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