The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

June 21st, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breasts candid moments, or breasts personal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breasts jobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
    Cock Dr
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    He is a Class A song stealing douche.

  2. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    I won’t have what she’s had.

  3. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    You Leica my camera?

  4. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
    Hugh Jazz
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    “Favorite word?”
    “Moist.”
    “Least favorite word?”
    “Still moist.”

  5. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    Rick
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    Talk about anti-boner fuel.

  6. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
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    Fuck me sideways. What an incredible looking woman.

  7. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Rick
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    Whatever’s making her cry, quadruple it!!

  8. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    rican
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    Why are they turning the Joker into a woman?

  9. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    That is a pretty crappy hair-hat. Travolta’s is much more realistic.

  10. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    If we’re still dialing in the proper distance to take decent pictures of Meg Ryan, let’s start by doubling whatever we’re at here. Maybe add an extra 50 feet just to be on the safe side.

  11. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
    rican
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    What a refined way to fart.

  12. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    “Lesson #1: Start by kissing the tip of the lollipop…”

  13. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Jon Hamm had a simultaneous ceremony four blocks away. This is the resulting cleanup.

  14. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    One good thing about this photo…TITS!

  15. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    “John, I found a gray hair in my beard this morning. Do you happen to have any extra India ink?”

  16. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
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    Omigod, for a split second I thought that was Tim Conway.

  17. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    So lithe, so slender, so graceful…she could slide right through a soda straw and into my mouth.

  18. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    “Let me see…one…two…three…four…!!! What the fuck, I had five of these things just a minute ago.”

  19. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    Ew.

  20. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
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    Trying to be cast as Aquagirl while wearing Supergirl colors…um…I mean TITS!!! Yes, tits, a barrel of ‘em!

  21. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    Maybe Bynes can donate her implants?

  22. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
    blerg
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    Marilyn Manson looks like shit these days!

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    When he said did she want to go for a ride, he didn’t quite envisage this being her response.

  24. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    She’s just “practicing.”

  25. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Almost 16 full years after the event, it finally dawned on Lizzie that her minions had finally gotten rid of that awful Diana woman.

  26. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    she used to be mine!

  27. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    I don’t think he’s a celebrity. We all know Magic’s son is very very flamboyant. And it is what it is. Let him try to cash in on Dad’s fame, and I say mock away. Otherwise . . . just leave the dude be.

  28. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Time to change that diaper.

  29. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    North Windsor? Fuck, no!

  30. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    I’m straight, but I’d dress like that too if my dad was mega rich. Fuck it.

  31. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    At least he already has tits.
    You’re halfway there, buddy.

  32. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    So…a punk rock, edgy hari krishna that listens to new Miley Cyrus music?

  33. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “HAHAHA, look at all the commoners down there in the sun!”

  34. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    Sword fight?

  35. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    Don’t you mean in Bangladesh?

  36. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    So besides the shit on his face, why did she leave him?

  37. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    “You claim toupees as your ally. You merely adapted to the hair piece. I was born of it, raised by it…”

  38. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    It’s like some people have never heard of the Internet. Let the Photoshopping begin.

  39. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    John Cocktosen
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    Wait till they get a load of me.

  40. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    Tokarev my ass – crazy bastard is doing OMAC! King Kirby lives!

  41. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    broduhjenner
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    the III because he ate the first two.

  42. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    ruckus
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    Mrs. Havisham, 2 months in.

    • Ken

      “Come nearer. Let me look at you. Come close. Look at me. You aren’t afraid of a woman who has never seen the sun since before you were born? “

  43. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
    ruckus
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    “In Look Who’s Talking, you famously drank coffee with breast milk in it. Have you ever had a Lipton Tea Bag?”

  44. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
    ruckus
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    Pictured here doing to the walk of shame from Russell Brand’s house.

  45. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    Nice hat.

  46. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
    ruckus
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    Pictured here doing to the walk of shame from Russell Brand’s house.

  47. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
    ruckus
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    Theal.

  48. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    For this Mother’s Day, don’t give Mom that bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, ‘I’m not a woman anymore…I’m a mom! Mom Jeans.

  49. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    Your “Handi-Man” imitation is as neither appropriate nor timely.

  50. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    CK
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    I thought Paula Deen was making another “confusing” apology.

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