The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

June 21st, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breasts candid moments, or breasts personal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breasts jobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
    bikini_inspector
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    Looks like an out-take from a Duran Duran video.

  2. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
    The Illuminati Did It
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    it’s nice to know clueless celebrities can still throw up retarded pseudo gangs signs under water. You ain’t a crip, bitch!

  3. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    John Travolta’s lap band surgery is progressing nicely.

  4. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    Crawl before you can walk. Right, Kim?

  5. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    bEnDeR
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    Makeup better get that back before Travolta notices his hair piece is missing…

  6. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    We would have to skin her to find anything she was born with…

  7. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
    shonzie
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    Lol…I saw the pokies and automatically thought it was Jennifer Aniston and wondered why she looked different. Then I read the caption.

  8. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    wow…

  9. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    I wonder how many ****s she’s already ******.

  10. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    $20 bucks says he cuts his dick off within the next 2 years.

  11. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    Can we lay off the Jaden Smith pictures?

  12. Katherine Heigl Bikini Holding Daughter Instagram
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    Yes, little one. That’s one of the only parts of your mommy we like.

  13. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
    boobman
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    I thought the were Jennifer Aniston’s nipples…

  14. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    Watchu lookin’ at? I’m an American citizen all right?
    -Baby

  15. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Wow, if this is what awaits Kim…. uhmm never mind.

  16. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    “You think its real, don’t you James??”

    “Yes….yessss, it looks fabulous, I can’t even see the adhesive.”

    “What? No! I’m talking about Scientology! Oh look, you have a boner.”

    “Suck it, Jonathon.”

    “Is my wife looking?”

  17. LeBron James Manu Ginobili Game 7 NBA Finals
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    Manu, I didn’t mean for it to pop out… I’m sorry. Not all of us are like that.

  18. Katherine Heigl Bikini Holding Daughter Instagram
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    “No sweetie, mommy’s nipples are sore. Have some of this Parliament”

  19. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    LOL!

  20. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    Gwynie! Gwenie! I recruited some more colored people! We’re down with the terrorists now!

  21. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    No, don’t smell it hear, man.

  22. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Seriously, Kevin. Shaving your head and dying your hair isn’t going to cover up that weight, son.

  23. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    I’m not looking forward to this Face/Off sequel.

  24. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Is she birthing Stewie Griffin?

  25. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    One does not simply start with black rappers.

  26. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    WTF?

  27. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “And THEN! hahaha..And then….he showed up hammered at a night club dressed as a Nazi!! Brilliant!”

  28. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Amber! Head for the Yellow Submarine! There’s a big Blue Meanie RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

  29. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Those aren’t real tears.

    They’re the tears of midgets she had injected under her eyelids to simulate crying.

  30. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    JP!
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    Marie Antwatnette says:
    ‘Let ‘em eat biscuits & gravy, y’all!’

  31. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    I'mCool
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    LEAVE EARVIN ALONE

  32. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    Those are some nice fakers, Nicki. I’d already seen her nipple from her GMA performance and her ass from everything she’s ever worn. So I just need to see the vag and my Nicki Minaj Real Doll will be complete.

  33. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    JP!
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    Oh, to do so much work on the face and ignore the forearms…
    No money left Meg?
    try ‘sleeves’…

  34. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
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    “That goddamn French judge. He never gives me a good score.”

  35. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    “It’s ok, John. Battlefield Earth sucked. Shhhh.”

  36. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
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    Is she a lifeguard now?

  37. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    If your dad is rich enough, why give a fuck amirite?

  38. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
    George P Burdell
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    King of the Hipsters

  39. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    Cock Dr
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    This looks more like Andrew Dice Clay with cancer, or the animated corpse of an Elvis impersonator.

  40. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “I had Prince Philip cut the brake lines!”

  41. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    George P Burdell
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    The nipples are strong with this one!

  42. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    looks like a cat on top of his head

  43. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    I still haven’t watched any of those movies all the way through. I was watching the first one the other day and the DVD took a shit. I gotta say, I don’t see the big deal about Megan Fox. Yeah, she was hot, but nothing to go batshit over. I don’t see what all the fuss about her was now.

  44. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    “He’s separating and re-attaching his index finger? Oh, I can’t watch!”

  45. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone Bad

  46. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    How can she look SO happy, when her photograph is making me SO sad?

  47. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Ironically, it’s the woman with the least embarrassing hair who doesn’t want her picture taken.

  48. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    Now this is woman that warrants the buzz around her.

  49. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin’ arse!”

  50. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
    yoop
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    “Of course I have my camera with me!”

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