And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to go out of principle, so apparently you can’t even pay people to see Ryan Reynold‘s cock-bulge fight Peter Sarsgard’s face in a turd cloud which makes me question what we’ve become as a nation.
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Hey chris, i bet u miss banging this
That’s quite a loaf.
YUM
First the DUI, now he’s roughing up senior citizens for their sweaters. Is there nothing low enough for this guy to do?
Do do do do…do do…do doo…can’t punch this!
Not feeling the red hair though
Ill still hit it…..I think?
if the hose hold up like sausage skins i’m in
Transformers was a good role for him. He’s transformed into an optical illusion. That’s a better role for him.
Shia LaDouche?
Shia LaBoof?
LePoof?
Shia LaGrandpere
That’s a happy photo. Look at the dude’s face back back there. He luvs dat ghetto booty.
He’s looking directly at a roadies on the catwalk above…great wad viewing from there
The fact that you call her ass a “ghetto booty” is proof that you have never been to the ghetto and you have no idea what a “ghetto booty” is…lol.
This is true. Much BS I sling.
It’s not like the ghetto’s a zoo where it’s residents can’t leave. If you’ve been out of the house you’ve seen a big ole ghetto booty that’s so large you could eat lunch off that mother fucker.
Heeeere, pornstar, pornstar, pornstar.
I don’t even want to know about your fetish, dude.
This chick is such a nasty whore. Absolutely disgusting.
I wonder if it smells like hookers and old scotch?
It’s a little off. No glinting gold teeth.
Who gave that streetwalker a mic!? Someone call the cops!!
Patricia Arquette looks rather young
I thought it was Paz de la Huerta
me too! #CHRISTMAS!!!
This site shows more camel toes than Al Jazeera.
HA! +1
Bahahahahaha! Bravo sir, bravo.
too funny!!!
I thought he was in prison in Peru for killing some university student.
There’s a pie in the bottom bag, and ice cream in the top bag.
She is so set for Friday night.
One of these guys like mexican tail, guess who?
Is her bra on backwards?
Camera adds 10 pounds. Cheeseburgers add 20.
539
Don’t look so angry honey, nobody know who you are. Just clip them coupons and maybe some hand sanitizer.
Is that who she is? She’s on that Extreme Couponing show?
This bust is missing a mirror and a credit card.
where did her fake tits go, besides the fact there imitating flapjacks
Her kids are tough, they aren’t even affected by the wind tunnel.
Funny, he doesn’t look like a guy who likes the smell of chicken wings and farts. hah, just kidding…he totally does.
…simultaneously!
At the Pleasure Chest Bar? What is a chest bar? Do they have ass bars too? I bet she could also get into one of those.
WTF Fish? The Pleasure Chest is a sex toy shop, not a bar
Maybe they’re gonna make Kutcher wear it and not have to add a character.
Tiger Blood Pez
haha love it!
HAHAHAHA WINNING!!
You know you like it, Sitch
Did i get any cum on my cheek
“Dammit! stop calling me ‘the other one from Girls Next Door’…I have a NAME! Hef used to call me Not-Holly, but I do have a name!”
Big star fall hard.
Sideshow Bob’s got a hot ass
Eat, fuck, get shit faced drunk and shopping. Jess may have actually found twoo love.
Oh, and a little yoga in there too. Gotta keep flexible.
Yep, Persol is looking for good looking women who flip the bird.
You have got to smell this. Annalynne McCord, right?
Why the long face Vanderbitch? Cunt face!
Ha didn’t see that in time…cheers
I’m a girl but thank you!
Best dress tranny ever, work that tuck girlfriend
Serena: “I have to piss like a racehorse but I’m taped like a bitch!”
And not just ANY tranny… it’s Michael Clarke Duncan.
My penis is looking at my 2007 sensibilities and saying “Dude. I told you.”
Those pants look AWFUL.
No, it’s the hips underneath. Weird proportions on this woman.
mmm I dunno doc…black on black and funny angle…or do we have a jenny mccarthy thing here?
I think that’s her best angle and the poor thing can’t move until they turn off the lights.
The pants look like they’re on backwards.
Arnold Douchenshirtz and family.
+1
yum
more like yum yum!!
gimme some!!
I wonder what it’s like knowing for 100% certain that you’re the ugly friend.
I think they both look kinda pretty, altough, uh ..slut-ish?
As a matter of fact, I’m not sure wich one is Jade Nicole or even who this Jade Nicole person is.
When I go to Idaho I always wear Hawaiin shirts.
Hey Wilmington dude – there’s your boy!
Her face looks so different than it used to. I thought it was an Asian chick with blonde hair.
wholly shite