The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.17.11

June 17th, 2011 // 646 Comments

And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to go out of principle, so apparently you can’t even pay people to see Ryan Reynold‘s cock-bulge fight Peter Sarsgard’s face in a turd cloud which makes me question what we’ve become as a nation.

Enjoy The Crap We Missed: Butts and Christmas Sweaters Edition,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
    neo
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    Hey chris, i bet u miss banging this

  2. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
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    That’s quite a loaf.

  3. Shia LaBeouf
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    First the DUI, now he’s roughing up senior citizens for their sweaters. Is there nothing low enough for this guy to do?

  4. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
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    Do do do do…do do…do doo…can’t punch this!

  5. Not feeling the red hair though

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    neo
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    Ill still hit it…..I think?

  7. Shia LaBeouf
    baron of all media
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    Transformers was a good role for him. He’s transformed into an optical illusion. That’s a better role for him.

  8. Shia LaBeouf
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    Shia LaDouche?

  9. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a happy photo. Look at the dude’s face back back there. He luvs dat ghetto booty.

    • um...

      He’s looking directly at a roadies on the catwalk above…great wad viewing from there

    • AleisterCrowley

      It’s not like the ghetto’s a zoo where it’s residents can’t leave. If you’ve been out of the house you’ve seen a big ole ghetto booty that’s so large you could eat lunch off that mother fucker.

  10. Charlie Sheen Mask
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    Heeeere, pornstar, pornstar, pornstar.

  11. James Van Der Beek
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    I don’t even want to know about your fetish, dude.

  12. Go Galt

    This chick is such a nasty whore. Absolutely disgusting.

  13. Charlie Sheen Mask
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    I wonder if it smells like hookers and old scotch?

  14. Charlie Sheen Mask
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a little off. No glinting gold teeth.

  15. beeyoing

    Who gave that streetwalker a mic!? Someone call the cops!!

  16. Hilary Duff
    neo
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    Patricia Arquette looks rather young

  17. Bridget Marquardt No Makeup
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    This site shows more camel toes than Al Jazeera.

  18. James Van Der Beek
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    I thought he was in prison in Peru for killing some university student.

  19. Hilary Duff
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a pie in the bottom bag, and ice cream in the top bag.
    She is so set for Friday night.

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Hawaiin Shirts
    neo
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    One of these guys like mexican tail, guess who?

  21. Hilary Duff
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    Is her bra on backwards?

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    539
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    Camera adds 10 pounds. Cheeseburgers add 20.

    539

  23. Bridget Marquardt No Makeup
    Tracey
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    Don’t look so angry honey, nobody know who you are. Just clip them coupons and maybe some hand sanitizer.

  24. Charlie Sheen Mask
    baron of all media
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    This bust is missing a mirror and a credit card.

  25. Tori Spelling
    neo
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    where did her fake tits go, besides the fact there imitating flapjacks

  26. Molly Shannon
    sexyman48
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    Her kids are tough, they aren’t even affected by the wind tunnel.

  27. Jessica Simpson Fiance Eric Johnson Fat
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    Funny, he doesn’t look like a guy who likes the smell of chicken wings and farts. hah, just kidding…he totally does.

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    At the Pleasure Chest Bar? What is a chest bar? Do they have ass bars too? I bet she could also get into one of those.

  29. Charlie Sheen Mask
    AleisterCrowley
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    Maybe they’re gonna make Kutcher wear it and not have to add a character.

  30. Charlie Sheen Mask
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Tiger Blood Pez

  31. Jersey Shore Vinny Guadagnino The Situation
    Problem?
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    You know you like it, Sitch

  32. Jersey Shore JWoww
    neo
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    Did i get any cum on my cheek

  33. Bridget Marquardt No Makeup
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    “Dammit! stop calling me ‘the other one from Girls Next Door’…I have a NAME! Hef used to call me Not-Holly, but I do have a name!”

  34. James Van Der Beek
    baron of all media
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    Big star fall hard.

  35. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
    bruisey
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    Sideshow Bob’s got a hot ass

  36. Jessica Simpson Fiance Eric Johnson Fat
    Cock Dr
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    Eat, fuck, get shit faced drunk and shopping. Jess may have actually found twoo love.
    Oh, and a little yoga in there too. Gotta keep flexible.

  37. Shenae Grimes
    Tracey
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    Yep, Persol is looking for good looking women who flip the bird.

  38. Shenae Grimes
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    You have got to smell this. Annalynne McCord, right?

  39. James Van Der Beek
    AleisterCrowley
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    Why the long face Vanderbitch? Cunt face!

  40. Serena Williams
    neo
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    Best dress tranny ever, work that tuck girlfriend

  41. Hilary Duff
    baron of all media
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    My penis is looking at my 2007 sensibilities and saying “Dude. I told you.”

  42. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Cock Dr
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    Those pants look AWFUL.
    No, it’s the hips underneath. Weird proportions on this woman.

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Hawaiin Shirts
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    Arnold Douchenshirtz and family.

  44. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    neo
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    yum

  45. Jayde Nicole
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    I wonder what it’s like knowing for 100% certain that you’re the ugly friend.

    • lili

      I think they both look kinda pretty, altough, uh ..slut-ish?
      As a matter of fact, I’m not sure wich one is Jade Nicole or even who this Jade Nicole person is.

  46. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Hawaiin Shirts
    Tracey
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    When I go to Idaho I always wear Hawaiin shirts.

  47. James Van Der Beek
    beeyoing
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    Hey Wilmington dude – there’s your boy!

  48. Hilary Duff
    AleisterCrowley
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    Her face looks so different than it used to. I thought it was an Asian chick with blonde hair.

  49. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    neo
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    wholly shite

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