Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I remember to end this thing correctly instead of with Kevin Sorbo. That was uncalled for. Today we’ve got Katie Holmes‘ demonstrating a slightly stronger tolerance to her medication, Bill Clinton contemplating how to repay Anthony Weiner for putting Democratic sex scandals back in the press and two deliberate acts of war against Italy here and here.
Someone tell the island Richard escaped again,
- The Superficial
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Must have had some goop on his tongue.
Yeah!
Wow, these wax statues look so realistic.
Based on this picture I’d say no, no they don’t.
I thought Khloe went back to brunette…
Is she holding a Fleshlight?
haha… she can hold mine anytime
she is a fleshlight
They seem to be getting bigger….higher. Prepare for launch.
Wow. You know your “tits” have gotten big enough when they spill into your armpits. Dial it back a little honey.
Confused….. ginger… but giant breasts…. ginger…. what… what do i feel… i….
*pop*
Armpit got back.
nice
Lol
What’s on his right wrist?
anal beads
emergency anal beads
Hemp Bracelet. He also has his Vapair tucked into his coat pocket.
Now, I wanna tell you, I’m from Arkansas I know lap dances. That was a damn fine lap dance.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the last real President of the United States.
Yeah. You are only a real president when you lie under oath about cheating on your wife with a fat intern. That what liberals love most about presidents. If obama doesnt do it soon, he may not win in 2012,
Him cheating has nothing to do with it That’s between him and his wife. He was a pretty good president when you actually look at the POLITICS and not his personal business.
Jovi missed the lying under oath thing. Because lying makes for good democrats.
Thought it was Bristol Palin. It was the thunder thighs & double chin that fooled me.
She looks like a composite of Snooki, JWoww and Deena. MTV is Dr. Skankenstein!
Yeah, dude. That totally looks infected.
did you put the hendricks and clinton pics together on purpose?
See, they moved the nipple over here . . .
Is he on his way to hang out with Jeff Goldblum at the Gregory Peck Hat Convention?
Yes!
HAHAHAHA
Remember her as Sally Weaver on Seinfeld? “I might be a Succubus but nothing sucks harder than Bee Movie!”
Meanwhile Dr. House behind her there is trying to figure out where all his money went . . .
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
Overwhelmingly
Crazy eyes, bad hair, good rack. Yep. That’s a career for you.
There’s a live action Beauty and the Beast?
nice! lol
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Scrolling through the pictures, it fits perfectly, having Bill applaud after Christina Hendricks.
Well said.
ha!
I LOVE YOU XTINA!
xtina? that’s julianna hough! waaaaaay hotter than xtina.
Wow that’s a serious insult to Julianne there… Christina Aguilera is a tranny hooker. Julianne is smokin’. There’s no comparison.
I was a little confused myself there for a sec, but this kid has abs!
he needs a tan
Seriously. You’d think the red would wear off into a nice brown tan.
I’m suddenly very tired. And hungry. And most of all, horny. If only there were two massive lovely objects out there that could satisfy all three in reverse order…
WTF? WTFF?
So, she’s entered in the Monsters category?
i see ray bradbury has found a new moon to document for his next novel.
numnumnumnumnum
Jebus she looks bad
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
I’m not sure where the boobs end and the armpit fat begins…
they seem to be one large being
Nice tan lines.
back blast all clear!
Meth is a hell of a drug.
“mine are bigger than yours, skank”
LOL
“No sale is ever final”? Good news for Josh Duhamel.
No, it says Yo Sak Sever Final! She’s looking to sever Josh’s sack, once and for all
couple a fine lookin’ ladies
can I get just 2 minutes with the boy?
wonder what she’s looking at…
WTF is up with his knees?
Think of how much weight he has lost. Gotta be tons of excess skin.
(If you can’t remember who he is, he was Earl’s brother Randy in My Name is Earl, and he was the huge fat lineman in Remember the Titans.) Dude must have dropped over 100 pounds.
holy shit! i didnt even recognize him! I was about to comment too, but that makes sense. Good for him. He looks like a totally different person
Wow, good eye- would never have got that one. Kudos, Ethan.
He’s also in American History X.
He was also the fat Goth dude, in The Butterfly Effect – for the 1/2 dozen people who saw the movie.
He had to have lost 200 pounds or more. Good for him… that’s dedication man.
holy crap! yep, that guy from Earl… wow!
Yesterday’s dose of happy juice is wearing off.
It’ll be back to the scowl tomorrow.
How the hell do these two sneak up on people? Jesus, they work on Hawaii! Hey, man, the two big kahunas and that dude made out of leather were asking about you . . .
Some women hit the wall all at once.
Maybe she just needs a good night’s sleep.
Or stop hitting the wall.
Jason Lee is an anorexic farmer now? Did Xenu command him to do so?
rubber faced monster
is there something at her nose?
the old dude in the background says it all.
I was just going to say….what could I say that’s funnier than looking at him?
Old dude is taking a picture with his cell phone so he can look it up later to see if he can identify what it is.
that old dude is just trying to figure out how to get that much ass into a single photo.
Uhhh, Fish? I think you bought from the wrong photographer on this one.