The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.10.11

June 10th, 2011 // 779 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I remember to end this thing correctly instead of with Kevin Sorbo. That was uncalled for. Today we’ve got Katie Holmes‘ demonstrating a slightly stronger tolerance to her medication, Bill Clinton contemplating how to repay Anthony Weiner for putting Democratic sex scandals back in the press and two deliberate acts of war against Italy here and here.

Someone tell the island Richard escaped again,

- The Superficial

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  1. Chris Martin
    ali
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    Must have had some goop on his tongue.

  2. Tyra Banks
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    Wow, these wax statues look so realistic.

  3. Sebastian Bach
    Ruh Roh
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    I thought Khloe went back to brunette…

  4. Elizabeth Hurley
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    Is she holding a Fleshlight?

  5. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    They seem to be getting bigger….higher. Prepare for launch.

  6. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    It had to be said
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    Wow. You know your “tits” have gotten big enough when they spill into your armpits. Dial it back a little honey.

  7. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    Confused….. ginger… but giant breasts…. ginger…. what… what do i feel… i….

    *pop*

  8. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Jackie
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    Armpit got back.

  9. Bill Clinton
    It had to be said
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    What’s on his right wrist?

  10. Bill Clinton
    It had to be said
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    Now, I wanna tell you, I’m from Arkansas I know lap dances. That was a damn fine lap dance.

  11. Bill Clinton
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    Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the last real President of the United States.

    • Dude

      Yeah. You are only a real president when you lie under oath about cheating on your wife with a fat intern. That what liberals love most about presidents. If obama doesnt do it soon, he may not win in 2012,

      • Jovy

        Him cheating has nothing to do with it That’s between him and his wife. He was a pretty good president when you actually look at the POLITICS and not his personal business.

    • Dude

      Jovi missed the lying under oath thing. Because lying makes for good democrats.

  12. Demi Lovato
    Cock Dr
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    Thought it was Bristol Palin. It was the thunder thighs & double chin that fooled me.

  13. Demi Lovato
    Shorty80
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    She looks like a composite of Snooki, JWoww and Deena. MTV is Dr. Skankenstein!

  14. Chris Martin
    It had to be said
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    Yeah, dude. That totally looks infected.

  15. Jess

    did you put the hendricks and clinton pics together on purpose?

  16. Aimee Teegarden Bikini
    It had to be said
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    See, they moved the nipple over here . . .

  17. Jason Lee
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    Is he on his way to hang out with Jeff Goldblum at the Gregory Peck Hat Convention?

  18. Kathy Griffin
    ali
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    Remember her as Sally Weaver on Seinfeld? “I might be a Succubus but nothing sucks harder than Bee Movie!”

  19. Demi Lovato
    It had to be said
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    Meanwhile Dr. House behind her there is trying to figure out where all his money went . . .

  20. Lacey Schwimmer
    wow
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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh

  21. Tyra Banks
    It had to be said
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    Crazy eyes, bad hair, good rack. Yep. That’s a career for you.

  22. Sebastian Bach
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    There’s a live action Beauty and the Beast?

  23. Aimee Teegarden Bikini
    Dixie Recht
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  24. Bill Clinton
    ashley
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    Scrolling through the pictures, it fits perfectly, having Bill applaud after Christina Hendricks.

  25. Julianne Hough Rock Of Ages
    It had to be said
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    I LOVE YOU XTINA!

  26. Dog The Bounty Hunter Duane Chapman Beth Chapman
    wow
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    he needs a tan

  27. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    baron of all media
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    I’m suddenly very tired. And hungry. And most of all, horny. If only there were two massive lovely objects out there that could satisfy all three in reverse order…

  28. Kathy Griffin
    It had to be said
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    WTF? WTFF?

  29. Lacey Schwimmer
    It had to be said
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    So, she’s entered in the Monsters category?

  30. Coco
    AndySlash
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    i see ray bradbury has found a new moon to document for his next novel.

  31. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Hugh Gentry
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    numnumnumnumnum

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Michelle
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    Jebus she looks bad

  33. Jersey Shore Snooki
    wow
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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh

  34. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    I’m not sure where the boobs end and the armpit fat begins…

  35. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Calypso
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    Nice tan lines.

  36. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    wow
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    back blast all clear!

  37. Elizabeth Hurley
    It had to be said
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    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  38. Aimee Teegarden Bikini
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    “mine are bigger than yours, skank”

  39. Fergie
    Shorty80
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    “No sale is ever final”? Good news for Josh Duhamel.

  40. Sebastian Bach
    Hugh Gentry
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    couple a fine lookin’ ladies

  41. Ricky Martin
    wow
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    can I get just 2 minutes with the boy?

  42. Tyra Banks
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    wonder what she’s looking at…

  43. Ethan Suplee
    Michelle
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    WTF is up with his knees?

    • JPC

      Think of how much weight he has lost. Gotta be tons of excess skin.

      (If you can’t remember who he is, he was Earl’s brother Randy in My Name is Earl, and he was the huge fat lineman in Remember the Titans.) Dude must have dropped over 100 pounds.

    • barkerman

      He was also the fat Goth dude, in The Butterfly Effect – for the 1/2 dozen people who saw the movie.

      He had to have lost 200 pounds or more. Good for him… that’s dedication man.

  44. Katie Holmes
    MisterSuccint
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    Yesterday’s dose of happy juice is wearing off.
    It’ll be back to the scowl tomorrow.

  45. Dog The Bounty Hunter Duane Chapman Beth Chapman
    It had to be said
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    How the hell do these two sneak up on people? Jesus, they work on Hawaii! Hey, man, the two big kahunas and that dude made out of leather were asking about you . . .

  46. Elizabeth Hurley
    Cock Dr
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    Some women hit the wall all at once.
    Maybe she just needs a good night’s sleep.

  47. Jason Lee
    Shorty80
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    Jason Lee is an anorexic farmer now? Did Xenu command him to do so?

  48. Lacey Schwimmer
    Hugh Gentry
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    rubber faced monster

  49. Lacey Schwimmer
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    is there something at her nose?

  50. Coco
    wow
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    the old dude in the background says it all.

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