The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.27.11

May 27th, 2011 // 472 Comments

Fish and I roll out for the long weekend.

Welcome to the Friday Edition of The Crap We Missed coming at you a little early so we can get this extended guys’ weekend started. (We’re just like Leo!) But if you think the homoeroticism ends there, SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER! It’s getting cheeseburgers all over your floor.

Greco-Romanly yours,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LeAnn Rimes
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    CAPTION CORRECTION:

    “Kevin Bacon wearing a hat on a boat.”

  2. Snooki Jersey Shore
    Jeremy Feist
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    So’s my penis right now, but you don’t see it wearing a condom with its feelings emblazoned on it now do you?

  3. Frances McDormand
    AJ
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    Damn, Harry Potter has really let himself go.

  4. Andy Dick
    Steelerchick
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    That is the ultimate in gay!!!

  5. Candice Swanepoel
    Commented on this photo:

    The El Museo Gala is where all the pretty breastbones go to be seen.

  6. Andy Dick
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s a gun poking you in the back. Now keep your mouth shut and drive me to Mexico. GO GO!!”

  7. Courtney Love
    AJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmmm…….heroin.

  8. David Hasselhoff
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me wipe that off before Perez posts it.

  9. Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Jill
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    See that’s what sucks about travel… You start off in BFE, so a regular camo will still hide ya, but then you get to the big city and BAM! you have to change into your skyscraper/hobo camo or you’ll stick out like a sore thumb. Like this dick.

  10. LeAnn Rimes
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Maria Shriver is looking better.

  11. LeAnn Rimes
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    I thought Día de los Muertos was in November? What’s up with the skeleton costume?

  12. LeAnn Rimes
    m
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone notice that her face looks remarkably and disturbingly like Michael Jackson? maybe it’s the sunglasses and aloof expression…

  13. Candice Swanepoel
    Cock Dr
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    Quite a feat to wear a shirt that has no front, yet we still can’t see any tits.
    Makes me wonder if she really has any.
    Candice, you didn’t starve your tits off did you? That would be bad.

  14. LeAnn Rimes
    Steelerchick
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    Wow Cameron Diaz has taken this diet thing way too far.

  15. Snooki Jersey Shore
    so what
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bad” to be able to dress herself

  16. Lady Gaga Good Morning America
    Richard McBeef
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    Strawberry Shortcake has really slutted out.

  17. Courtney Love
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Got Crack??

  18. Courtney Love
    Commented on this photo:

    “I just…I wanted to come before you all, today…to apologize. [sniff, sniff] I’m so..so very sorry…about my boobs. They’re uncalled for…and…and you didn’t deserve that”

  19. Andy Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Andy Dick stars as John Conner in the greatest porn parody Porn Parody ever made; Terminator 2: Judgment Gay.

  20. Jude Law
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that Andy Dick on that bike? Hey guys, Andy’s here!”

  21. Snooki Jersey Shore
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    And now we know what happened to those two missing Buckingham Palace guards.

  22. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    fleshpeddler
    Commented on this photo:

    Cock or cocktail? That is the question. The answer is either or both. At this point she just wants something in her hand. NOW, DAMNIT!

  23. Courtney Love
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That was obviously at the beginning of the event. Add alcohol & god knows what else; it’s all downhill from here.

  24. Frances McDormand
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s pretty hot for an older chick. wait…no she’s not, who am I thinking of?

  25. Jude Law
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    I hear hair in a can works even in water…..

  26. Snooki Jersey Shore
    fleshpeddler
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m agreeing.

  27. LeAnn Rimes
    i stink
    Commented on this photo:

    thizz face

  28. Frances McDormand
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her. Good actress.

  29. Candice Swanepoel
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwen Stefani needs to stop lending that shirt out.

  30. David Hasselhoff
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear I’m not drunk!!!!

  31. Snooki Jersey Shore
    Jill
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    This reminds me of that scene in European vacation where they all try on all the fasionable clothes in Italy but end up looking even more out of place. Only this trainwreck of an outfit was defnitely made in America.

  32. Jude Law
    Cock Dr
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    Gay heat coming off my monitor with this one.

  33. Elle Macpherson
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that is what you call a net set of gams.

  34. Steelerchick
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    Nice lid Lou !!

  35. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    Her conscience is literally eating her away.

  36. Elle Macpherson
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she doing the “Limo ride of shame”…still wearing the dress and heels from yesterday?

  37. Tallulah Willis
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    “No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?”

  38. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Beth from Bounty Hunter!!

  39. David Hasselhoff
    Commented on this photo:

    You’ve got some burger on your mouth…and shirt…and all over the floor…WTF David???

  40. Candice Swanepoel
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw more tits on John Travolta when he wore this

    • God is Black

      Yes Travolta has more tits, but I would creampie her asap and also on the face but one caveat, no HIDDEN PENIS please!

  41. Lady Gaga Good Morning America
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she performs at Kim Kardashian’s wedding, so I can not watch both of them at the same time.

  42. Andy Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    swear to god if they show up at rolling thunder i’ll roll right over em

  43. Jude Law
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    britain.jpg

  44. Commented on this photo:

    Arrowhead bottled water…good enough for Hollywood actresses and crazy homeless people…even if they’re the same person.

  45. Candice Swanepoel
    Commented on this photo:

    please just stick to bathing suits and lingerie?

  46. Snooki Jersey Shore
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    The Beast!!!

  47. Jude Law
    Commented on this photo:

    what? no topless pippa. booooo…..

  48. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Overinflating your pop diva is the leading cause of blowout…please inflate to the recommended pressure.

  49. Tara Reid
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    I… well… shit. That dress is very flattering and she looks great. Dammit.

  50. Tara Reid
    Commented on this photo:

    “so yeah…I like totally discovered that if I cover most of my hideous body, then I look pretty good, right? I mean it’s not great, but it’s pretty good”

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