Fish and I roll out for the long weekend.
Welcome to the Friday Edition of The Crap We Missed coming at you a little early so we can get this extended guys’ weekend started. (We’re just like Leo!) But if you think the homoeroticism ends there, SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER! It’s getting cheeseburgers all over your floor.
Greco-Romanly yours,
- Photo Boy
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
CAPTION CORRECTION:
“Kevin Bacon wearing a hat on a boat.”
So’s my penis right now, but you don’t see it wearing a condom with its feelings emblazoned on it now do you?
Whoops, misread that to say “I’m Sad”. Which if you think about it, seems far more appropriate.
just shut up
Damn, Harry Potter has really let himself go.
This Harry Potter has actual acting talent? Fargo?
That is the ultimate in gay!!!
The El Museo Gala is where all the pretty breastbones go to be seen.
“That’s a gun poking you in the back. Now keep your mouth shut and drive me to Mexico. GO GO!!”
Mmmmmm…….heroin.
Let me wipe that off before Perez posts it.
See that’s what sucks about travel… You start off in BFE, so a regular camo will still hide ya, but then you get to the big city and BAM! you have to change into your skyscraper/hobo camo or you’ll stick out like a sore thumb. Like this dick.
+1 internets. victory.
Maria Shriver is looking better.
I thought Día de los Muertos was in November? What’s up with the skeleton costume?
anyone notice that her face looks remarkably and disturbingly like Michael Jackson? maybe it’s the sunglasses and aloof expression…
Michael Jackson’s face was whiter !
I knew MJ faked his death!
Quite a feat to wear a shirt that has no front, yet we still can’t see any tits.
Makes me wonder if she really has any.
Candice, you didn’t starve your tits off did you? That would be bad.
That’s her back; she can turn her head like an owl
Hahahahahahahahaaaa.
Wow Cameron Diaz has taken this diet thing way too far.
“Bad” to be able to dress herself
Strawberry Shortcake has really slutted out.
Strawberry Shortcake has gone mental.
Strawberry Shortcake is poppin’ a squat.
Got Crack??
“I just…I wanted to come before you all, today…to apologize. [sniff, sniff] I’m so..so very sorry…about my boobs. They’re uncalled for…and…and you didn’t deserve that”
Andy Dick stars as John Conner in the greatest porn parody Porn Parody ever made; Terminator 2: Judgment Gay.
“Is that Andy Dick on that bike? Hey guys, Andy’s here!”
Let’s go over to that tent and have a Brokeback Mountain party.
Farting tossed salads for everyone!
Damn, that was good. +10
And now we know what happened to those two missing Buckingham Palace guards.
+ infinity
no
if you subtract one from infinity is it still infinity? seriously, not a math guy here.
I think it’s two less than infinity+1.
Cock or cocktail? That is the question. The answer is either or both. At this point she just wants something in her hand. NOW, DAMNIT!
That was obviously at the beginning of the event. Add alcohol & god knows what else; it’s all downhill from here.
She’s pretty hot for an older chick. wait…no she’s not, who am I thinking of?
Your not thinking of a spokesperson for Crest Whitestrips, fer sur.
I hear hair in a can works even in water…..
I’m agreeing.
thizz face
I like her. Good actress.
Agreed.
Gwen Stefani needs to stop lending that shirt out.
I swear I’m not drunk!!!!
This reminds me of that scene in European vacation where they all try on all the fasionable clothes in Italy but end up looking even more out of place. Only this trainwreck of an outfit was defnitely made in America.
Gay heat coming off my monitor with this one.
LOL right on
Now that is what you call a net set of gams.
A nice set of gams.
Nice lid Lou !!
Her conscience is literally eating her away.
Is she doing the “Limo ride of shame”…still wearing the dress and heels from yesterday?
“No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?”
+100 for the Die Hard reference!
yes!
Beth from Bounty Hunter!!
Too fat for Beth.
You’ve got some burger on your mouth…and shirt…and all over the floor…WTF David???
This.
I saw more tits on John Travolta when he wore this
Yes Travolta has more tits, but I would creampie her asap and also on the face but one caveat, no HIDDEN PENIS please!
I hope she performs at Kim Kardashian’s wedding, so I can not watch both of them at the same time.
hahahaha! niiice…
swear to god if they show up at rolling thunder i’ll roll right over em
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Arrowhead bottled water…good enough for Hollywood actresses and crazy homeless people…even if they’re the same person.
please just stick to bathing suits and lingerie?
The Beast!!!
what? no topless pippa. booooo…..
Overinflating your pop diva is the leading cause of blowout…please inflate to the recommended pressure.
I… well… shit. That dress is very flattering and she looks great. Dammit.
“so yeah…I like totally discovered that if I cover most of my hideous body, then I look pretty good, right? I mean it’s not great, but it’s pretty good”