The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Napoupi
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    It’s the whole difference between being invited at Cannes Festival on the French riviera, and being invited to a Lupus Ball thing.

  2. Julianna Marguiles Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Napoupi
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    She put all the botox in her face and there was none left for her breasts.

  3. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    Swearin
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    “Greetings, my name is Dances with Publicists. This is my wife, Badger Hair. She is most excited to meet you and stick it to the bitch in the wigwam next door. Henceforth, your name among us will be Dark Shadow Lone Ranger Sparrow.”

  4. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Quijibo
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    Grandma?

  5. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
    Quijibo
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    Her torso looks angry.

  6. Mario Lopez
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I got a “genuine” Burberry handbag from one of those street vendors. Only $20!
    Mario’s using The Secret to wish for a great deal on a “Birkin” bag.

  7. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
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    She’s back to skinny now. Is there an O.C. reunion we don’t know about?

  8. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    ugh.

  9. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    B-Ron
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    Wow Mischa Barton is looking damn good again. If she return’s to being as hot as she was in Charlie Bartlett it’ll be a blessing.

  10. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    lily
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    shes got a nice body!

  11. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    lily
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    shes improved but what is that disaster pleather looking dress? god, get a stylist.

  12. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    lily
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    ughh that face :(

  13. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
    lily
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    she looks greasy and uncomfortable

  14. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    lily
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    not a fan of fake breasts but as far as implants go, these look pretty good. not like 2 stapled on water balloons that uneven and a mile apart (leanne rhymes anyone)

  15. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Tom
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    Aside from the tits, she’s kinda below average for Hollywood, or a model, or whatever it is she does.

  16. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    awhitedude
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    anyone else find all those moles kinda gross?

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    The word “Biel” came to mind when I saw the thumb but this is so, so much better.

  18. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Mama Pinkus
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    she’s another Katy Perry

  19. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Shitz
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    Yeah, she looks like dog shit. She’s already got a little ms piggy face, and she will be ugly as all get out in about 5-10 years when the youth leaves her skin. Bleh.

  20. Mario Lopez
    Randy
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    hey he’s doing the mad cow from scary movie 3, lol

  21. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Randy
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    still the best looking one on the show

  22. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    asdf
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    Umm…big shindig and she can’t even break out the bottle to lighten her roots??

  23. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    That’s a very fuckable ass.

  24. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
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    She should try smiling for pictures.

  25. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Still so very fuckable.

  26. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
    The Royal Penis
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    Sporting the Renaissance body! Good for her for not worrying about it.

  27. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    blueballs
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    I don’t get the hype. Her face is about a 6 ..kinda looks like a cabbage patch kid..lol.and her body isn’t all that great either. Odd stomach/hip area:(

  28. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    mbcl
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    Sadly Will Smith was mistaken for Abner Louima.

  29. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    mbcl
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    “Step aside, step aside …..douche coming through.”

  30. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    Nettie
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    QUACK…quack quack quack

  31. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    catapostrophe
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    She looks a little like Stripe.

  32. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Lou Poo
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    The face and the tits should look the same age. Porcelain face yet aging tits. What ever happened to aging gracefully?

  33. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
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    There comes a certain point in your life when you say “Fuck shoes, fuck bras, fuck not having duck lips.”

  34. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    Today we give thanks for Jennifer Lawrence’s ass.

  35. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    squishy
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    BAHAHAHA Photoshoot?! Or Photo opportunity!!

  36. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    squishy
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    Shit! I thought Tim Burton had finally gotten a hair cut, for a second there!!

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