Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.
Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
It’s the whole difference between being invited at Cannes Festival on the French riviera, and being invited to a Lupus Ball thing.
She put all the botox in her face and there was none left for her breasts.
“Greetings, my name is Dances with Publicists. This is my wife, Badger Hair. She is most excited to meet you and stick it to the bitch in the wigwam next door. Henceforth, your name among us will be Dark Shadow Lone Ranger Sparrow.”
Grandma?
Her torso looks angry.
I got a “genuine” Burberry handbag from one of those street vendors. Only $20!
Mario’s using The Secret to wish for a great deal on a “Birkin” bag.
She’s back to skinny now. Is there an O.C. reunion we don’t know about?
ugh.
Wow Mischa Barton is looking damn good again. If she return’s to being as hot as she was in Charlie Bartlett it’ll be a blessing.
shes got a nice body!
shes improved but what is that disaster pleather looking dress? god, get a stylist.
ughh that face :(
she looks greasy and uncomfortable
not a fan of fake breasts but as far as implants go, these look pretty good. not like 2 stapled on water balloons that uneven and a mile apart (leanne rhymes anyone)
Aside from the tits, she’s kinda below average for Hollywood, or a model, or whatever it is she does.
anyone else find all those moles kinda gross?
The word “Biel” came to mind when I saw the thumb but this is so, so much better.
she’s another Katy Perry
Yeah, she looks like dog shit. She’s already got a little ms piggy face, and she will be ugly as all get out in about 5-10 years when the youth leaves her skin. Bleh.
hey he’s doing the mad cow from scary movie 3, lol
still the best looking one on the show
Umm…big shindig and she can’t even break out the bottle to lighten her roots??
That’s a very fuckable ass.
She should try smiling for pictures.
Still so very fuckable.
Sporting the Renaissance body! Good for her for not worrying about it.
I don’t get the hype. Her face is about a 6 ..kinda looks like a cabbage patch kid..lol.and her body isn’t all that great either. Odd stomach/hip area:(
Sadly Will Smith was mistaken for Abner Louima.
“Step aside, step aside …..douche coming through.”
QUACK…quack quack quack
She looks a little like Stripe.
The face and the tits should look the same age. Porcelain face yet aging tits. What ever happened to aging gracefully?
There comes a certain point in your life when you say “Fuck shoes, fuck bras, fuck not having duck lips.”
Today we give thanks for Jennifer Lawrence’s ass.
BAHAHAHA Photoshoot?! Or Photo opportunity!!
Shit! I thought Tim Burton had finally gotten a hair cut, for a second there!!