That tingle of excitement you’re feeling is either because it’s Friday and you’re about to get as plastered as this idiot looks, or because you’ve been waiting for this edition of The Crap We Missed. Today we’ve mixed up a perfect 1:1 ratio of wiener to boob while still including hint of angry dwarf and the last photo taken of this poor woman alive.
Enjoy!
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I didn’t know Amy Winehouse had an identical twin brother.
I always confuse her with Ozzy.
Ozzy has cooler tattoos and bigger tits.
and longer nails, and a bit of a hue to his skin
She seems to be dealing with her heartbreak admirably well.
where da boobies?
Because the gays need occasional eye candy too on this site.
Charlie Manson is looking a little better these days.
elijah wood on steroids
will work for a pat on the head
Pure LOL comment
In the old days they had a saying that applies here. “Boy oh boy has somebody come to town!”
I think the modern translation is “dayaam”.
How the fuck does Mike Tyson get invited to a Hollywood headline movie premiere?
He must have a cameo in it. It’s the only explanation.
Nope. Not gay. How could anyone possibly say he’s gay? Goodness gracious me.
He’s not gay. He’s British. The conditions can appear almost identical.
^ What he said.
Fiii-ee-Iiiii-eee-iiiiiine!
Sorry this guy does nothing for me, he dresses like such a dufus
Agree, does absolutely nothing for me…its those squinty eyes!
hes hot you guys are just fat
Making her pitch for stardom.
Who is this girl? Ex-playboy model?
Victoria Sylvstedt, 1997 Playmate of the Year … mostly plastic, lol.
Kate we’ve got to go back.
WIN! that’s exactly how he looked in those episodes of Lost.
There’s the self satisfied smirk of someone who gets blowjobs from Scarlett Johansson.
snore
HAHAHA Exactly!
He went from fat to stick slickly
One of these women is quite cute.
The one in the hat, right?
hot
aged
Is there a better reality tv success story?
What was she on?
real world, and yeah she’s as hot as anyone from any reality show.
10
butt
BUTT WHERE IS HER ASS?
Mouth open, as usual.
The mechanics of their marital intimacies must present some challenges.
Why? He’s just tall enough to suck her dick. I don’t think there’s anything challenging about that!
HAHAHA
shoestring
awesome
Oh, it seems being beautiful with a lot of money is not treating her very well.
Robert DiNero looks better today.
She is just not doin it for me as a brunette. I have expressed my disdain previously on the Randy Savage post.
….Yea, but at-least now the curtains match the carpet. Wait— take that back, that’s something only a homosexual man would notice…..Artofwar
lazy
Oops I pooped.
teeth
juggs
receding
frump
elder
Looking for a Christmas Tree to tackle.
He should pick on something/someone his own size. Peter Dinkage lives in NY.
blacker
The one word comments are all so very clever. Everyone is just blown away by your wit.
Coleman
Victoria Silvstedt’s cans in Cannes.
Old pieces of rope is so Elle May Clampett…Jennifer Lawrence is more of an extension cord type of girl.
It’s all about the Japanese silk bondage rope…
stunning
hippie
Only Mickey Rourke could pull off rocking the new EXTREME V-Neck from Fruit of the Loom.
I heard earlier today that Obama had approved drilling in Mickey Rourke’s hair, suspected to be one of North America’s largest oil fields.
Jim Carrey remembering the one time he had sex with Jenny.
“Smookinnnn!”
skinny
Skinny girls need loving too. Don’t hate, impregnate!
He looks a little lost.
Fugly!
want to fuck the ass want to fuck the ass want to fuck the ass… who is she, again?