Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s ok to just stare directly at them, or desperately search for them in the case of Jada Pinkett Smith. And finally there’s the Richard Dean Anderson pic that saddens me to even include it, knowing that I’m essentially tossing a beloved character from my childhood to the internet wolves.
Sorry Mac,
- Photo Boy
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Bit of a misnomer on that show name, eh?
Eep.
It certainly does say a lot when the readers spend more time making comments on “The Crap We Missed” compared to the regular Superficial postings. Someone @ The FISH has lost their edge.
Randal
Does anybody watch that show? Seriously?! It’s set in NYC and all I know is that it has a bunch of boring-looking white actresses who come from well-connected families. I hate when shows don’t show the real diversity of the city.
NEXT!
The show is pretty cute! But seriously though, maybe some leg presses or sumpin’?
I like the show because the women make some of the most retarded decisions, but she doesn’t represent me because I seem to do the one thing most women don’t do: think first, act second. And that’s clear based on what she’s wearing and what she shouldn’t be showing off…lipo works, Lena. Look into it!
got traded back to team LA-sagna
Oh, bravo !
WINNNNNNNNER!
all my friends know the low rider.
We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!
Do not try to find Jada’s breasts, for that is impossible. Instead try and realize the truth…. she has no breasts
Au contraire, mon ami. She’s very lean, probably has an incredibly low BMI. She has breasts on the small side of average. Or maybe on the large side of small. Or maybe just small.
But so does Stacy Keibler, and I’d be all over her like bugs on a windshield.
GTFOH! To say this creepy bitch is “lean” is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is “curvy”! Jada was always on the scrawny side but now she just looks repulsive. If you’re attracted to this shit you just have a crackhead fetish. Go hang around any methadone clinic near your town. You’ll thank me for it.
Someone take this woman to In-N-Out and feed her cheeseburgers for 6 months.
Hey, Tony, Kind of over-reacting a bit, aren’t you? Did I hit a raw nerve? Did someone take a shit in your oatmeal or something? Or maybe your just a rotten cocksucker on the natch.
They’re under her armpits.
wow she’s beautiful
Not!!!!!!!!!
Does “beautiful” mean anorexic in Albanian?
miserable!
So the Borg Queen survived?
In 70′s Blacksploitation parlance, wouldn’t that need to be… Blorg Queen?
Shave off those chin pubes and get a hair cut, you chump!
I’m no expert, but his chin looks clean shaven. It’s the pedostache throwing you off paired with the hungover, but drunk again eyes.
Lena Dunham is also a dodgers fan?
Fedora and V neck T?
Looking GREAT!
is he still in character from “I am sam”
He’s *always* in character from “Sam I Am”!
Type-casting to the max.
Yeah, he looks like a man who lives his life full retard.
Serena Williams, after the sex change.
Wow. This looks like a Photoshop spoof.
“I’d like to present my +1 for this evening … Monsieur Tiny Hands”
Pocket sized fun!
Your Mutha!
He looks like he’s wondering why Brad Pitt stopped returning his calls.
Texting his publicist to find out why no one told him this was a film festival not a food drive. “Well why the fuck is it called Cans then!”
Her entourage includes a make-up artist, a hair stylist and a lumberjack.
More like some skinny hipster douche than lumberjack. Thanks for trying anyway.
Kneel, son of Jor-El!!
Oh Dammit! Now she’s falling apart too?
it’s that damn stretch they add to denim
dose NOT FLATTER the bottom ladies.
It’s hard to fathom such a rat-faced person (Jada) thinking that wearing her hair pulled back so tightly exposing the hard rat-face is a good idea. Then again, maybe that’s why she’s trying to confuse us by also showing us her sternum? I want to see neither.
She really looks like she has no good energy in her. At all.
She displays the softness & sensuality of a cheese grater.
Brilliant!
LMAO!
“Stop thinking titty fuck.
Titty fuck.
Damn it!”
more squish-tits, that is all we have seen this week on this lousy site
here’s a crazy idea…fuck off.
Even he’s wondering where those came from.
lol@ men
White woman!
I look drunk all the time now.
Somebody just sucked all the wind out of sexy.
Ashton Kutcher
Christina Hendricks’ stunt double arrives on set.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! ;)
Big thumbs up, Georgio
Well, she forgot her tits then.
That’s the face of a man who just overheard those girls laughing about how that bum looks the black guy from Jerry Maguire
Genius.
Nothing like an outfit that makes you look like a backpack with arms and legs.
Found out skinny and weird didn’t pay as well as fat and funny, huh?
Why would any woman want that between their thighs?
Please don’t answer “the fame & money he’s attached to” because that’s just so depressing.
Did you see the final five?
Yes; a couple “ugly old man” jokes were made there as well.
The fame & money he’s attached to.
But to be fair, I’d only go there if those memory eraser things from Men in Black actually existed. So I could just wake up like, “Where did all this money come from? And what’s this itchy, burning sensation?”
So they finally got a MacGyver Macy’s Day ballon?
what the hell?
Well, I am officially gonna have to believe Will Smith is gay now… The wife gets her tits deflated (ala Katie Holmes) which is textbook Scientology.
WSLTC
She’s still Jenny from the block.
Only if its a block of congealed cottage cheese.
with supersized herpes lesions……
She has class, worked and works for her money
and popularity.
didn’t do porn like k.k. who
trys so hard to be her
Dear Lara-
Brigitte Bardot called. She wants her look back.
Cheers,
xxx
What? Bardot is done with it.
Holy Shit she looks like Bardot!!
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I don’t want to be in an open relationship anymore.”
So the name of the show was shortened from Girls of Walmart?
How about “Girls of Walmart…we THINK!”
she looks good.
Double O 80
I’ll put them on display and then get pissed if anyone looks at them.
it appears duct tape has more calories than anybody ever suspected.
I see what you did there….
Goin’ fishin’ Huck?
Someone just couldn’t take going to bed hungry any longer.
It’s ok…he’s a comedian, he can get away with a lot more than your average SAG joe.
I think he is twins and they just share the load.
I hope I never, EVER have to tuck my stomach in.
Yeah, that is one uncomfortable looking gut.
Cuba and Bruce Springsteen out for a troll.