The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.18.12

May 18th, 2012 // 727 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s ok to just stare directly at them, or desperately search for them in the case of Jada Pinkett Smith. And finally there’s the Richard Dean Anderson pic that saddens me to even include it, knowing that I’m essentially tossing a beloved character from my childhood to the internet wolves.

Sorry Mac,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    Yikes
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    Bit of a misnomer on that show name, eh?

    Eep.

    • Randal

      It certainly does say a lot when the readers spend more time making comments on “The Crap We Missed” compared to the regular Superficial postings. Someone @ The FISH has lost their edge.

      Randal

    • Devilish Diva

      Does anybody watch that show? Seriously?! It’s set in NYC and all I know is that it has a bunch of boring-looking white actresses who come from well-connected families. I hate when shows don’t show the real diversity of the city.
      NEXT!

      • Lindsay Gee

        The show is pretty cute! But seriously though, maybe some leg presses or sumpin’?

      • sheelly

        I like the show because the women make some of the most retarded decisions, but she doesn’t represent me because I seem to do the one thing most women don’t do: think first, act second. And that’s clear based on what she’s wearing and what she shouldn’t be showing off…lipo works, Lena. Look into it!

  2. Jonah Hill Fat
    Employee
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    got traded back to team LA-sagna

  3. Jaime King Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    all my friends know the low rider.

  4. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
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    We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!

  5. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
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    Do not try to find Jada’s breasts, for that is impossible. Instead try and realize the truth…. she has no breasts

    • Au contraire, mon ami. She’s very lean, probably has an incredibly low BMI. She has breasts on the small side of average. Or maybe on the large side of small. Or maybe just small.

      But so does Stacy Keibler, and I’d be all over her like bugs on a windshield.

      • GTFOH! To say this creepy bitch is “lean” is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is “curvy”! Jada was always on the scrawny side but now she just looks repulsive. If you’re attracted to this shit you just have a crackhead fetish. Go hang around any methadone clinic near your town. You’ll thank me for it.

      • Someone take this woman to In-N-Out and feed her cheeseburgers for 6 months.

      • Hey, Tony, Kind of over-reacting a bit, aren’t you? Did I hit a raw nerve? Did someone take a shit in your oatmeal or something? Or maybe your just a rotten cocksucker on the natch.

    • They’re under her armpits.

  6. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    AM
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    wow she’s beautiful

  7. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
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    So the Borg Queen survived?

  8. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    Dali
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    Shave off those chin pubes and get a hair cut, you chump!

    • Mwaddams

      I’m no expert, but his chin looks clean shaven. It’s the pedostache throwing you off paired with the hungover, but drunk again eyes.

  9. Jonah Hill Fat
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    Lena Dunham is also a dodgers fan?

  10. Ian Somerhalder Hat V Neck
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    Fedora and V neck T?

    Looking GREAT!

  11. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    AM
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    is he still in character from “I am sam”

  12. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    Serena Williams, after the sex change.

  13. Richard Dean Anderson
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    Wow. This looks like a Photoshop spoof.

  14. Sean Penn Perv Stache
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    “I’d like to present my +1 for this evening … Monsieur Tiny Hands”

  15. Eva Longoria Butt Short Shorts
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    Pocket sized fun!

  16. Sean Connery Old Moustache
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    Your Mutha!

  17. Jonah Hill Fat
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    He looks like he’s wondering why Brad Pitt stopped returning his calls.

  18. Harvey Weinstein Belly
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    Texting his publicist to find out why no one told him this was a film festival not a food drive. “Well why the fuck is it called Cans then!”

  19. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
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    Her entourage includes a make-up artist, a hair stylist and a lumberjack.

  20. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    EricLr
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    Kneel, son of Jor-El!!

  21. Alyssa Milano Butt Tight Jeans
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    Oh Dammit! Now she’s falling apart too?

  22. anonymoose

    It’s hard to fathom such a rat-faced person (Jada) thinking that wearing her hair pulled back so tightly exposing the hard rat-face is a good idea. Then again, maybe that’s why she’s trying to confuse us by also showing us her sternum? I want to see neither.

    She really looks like she has no good energy in her. At all.

  23. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Cock Dr
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    She displays the softness & sensuality of a cheese grater.

  24. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
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    “Stop thinking titty fuck.

    Titty fuck.

    Damn it!”

  25. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
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    Even he’s wondering where those came from.

  26. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
    bell
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    lol@ men

  27. Cuba Gooding Jr. Belly Denim Jacket Flirting
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    White woman!

  28. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    EricLr
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    I look drunk all the time now.

  29. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
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    Somebody just sucked all the wind out of sexy.

  30. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    Georgio
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    Christina Hendricks’ stunt double arrives on set.

  31. Cuba Gooding Jr. Belly Denim Jacket Flirting
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    That’s the face of a man who just overheard those girls laughing about how that bum looks the black guy from Jerry Maguire

  32. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
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    Nothing like an outfit that makes you look like a backpack with arms and legs.

  33. Jonah Hill Fat
    EricLr
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    Found out skinny and weird didn’t pay as well as fat and funny, huh?

  34. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would any woman want that between their thighs?
    Please don’t answer “the fame & money he’s attached to” because that’s just so depressing.

  35. Richard Dean Anderson
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    So they finally got a MacGyver Macy’s Day ballon?

  36. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
    bell
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    what the hell?

  37. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
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    Well, I am officially gonna have to believe Will Smith is gay now… The wife gets her tits deflated (ala Katie Holmes) which is textbook Scientology.

    WSLTC

  38. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
    EricLr
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    She’s still Jenny from the block.

  39. Lara Stone Cleavage
    Dali
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Lara-

    Brigitte Bardot called. She wants her look back.

    Cheers,
    xxx

  40. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
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    “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I don’t want to be in an open relationship anymore.”

  41. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
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    So the name of the show was shortened from Girls of Walmart?

  42. Julianna Margulies Cleavage
    Dali
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    she looks good.

  43. Sean Connery Old Moustache
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    Double O 80

  44. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll put them on display and then get pissed if anyone looks at them.

  45. Richard Dean Anderson
    hijkmno
    Commented on this photo:

    it appears duct tape has more calories than anybody ever suspected.

  46. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Goin’ fishin’ Huck?

  47. Jonah Hill Fat
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just couldn’t take going to bed hungry any longer.
    It’s ok…he’s a comedian, he can get away with a lot more than your average SAG joe.

  48. Jonah Hill Fat
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    I think he is twins and they just share the load.

  49. Harvey Weinstein Belly
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    I hope I never, EVER have to tuck my stomach in.

  50. Cuba Gooding Jr. Belly Denim Jacket Flirting
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    Cuba and Bruce Springsteen out for a troll.

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