Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I figured I’d make almost entirely boobs since most of our female readership is busy trying to contain the fire hydrant that used to be their lady-groin thanks to Skarsgard. Anyway, for your enjoyment, fellas, we’ve got young boobs, old boobs, young boobs again, devil boobs, lesboobs, buttboobs, manboobs, and drunkboobs.
Salma Boobs are in a class all to themselves,
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Bloody hi-fiber diet!
“Who in the hell let Kris Jenner sit behind me?”
Dress.i.cant
we have a winner.
Took me a second to realize that was her finger and not her boob seeping through her shirt…
Why did you ruin it?
yep zoomed in and it’s her finger. Those have to be a pair of the best in Hollywood.
I thought she had prehensile nipples.
I thought she was still nursing.
I thought Peter Dinklage was trying to titty fuck her.
I thought she was into something kinky …
Your move, Nolte…
This needs to be a buddy cop movie where they just “awwww, hell!” back and forth the whole time.
Actually, make them private eyes and you can call it “Grumble Dicks”.
At one point, they’d just be growling.
Their angry, “can’t-control-’em” has to be Gary Busey.
I’d show up for opening night.
Oh shit, that was absolutely perfect.
Ok so who in the picture is taking a shit, is it him or the dog in the foreground???
Wait for it kids… here comes a royal nugget…
Frank Burns and Topher,
I doff my hat and humbly bow.
Well done, gentlemen!
That is such a weird looking dude. Looks like a baboon.
I think they used that for comic effect in Alien Resurrection. In his opening scene, he’s jumping around like an ape.
Thats racist.
That’s the 2nd biggest strap-on I’ve ever seen.
Brilliant!
Holy shit, that is the best line of the day,, bravo!!!!!!!!
what is the biggest then?
I think it’s a good SW strategy to put the best boobs first, front & center.
The “You’re never gonna get any of this” hug is always a sad sight…
Due is secretly hoping for a reach-around
Batshit crazy, but I’d fuck her.
Gene Simmons with long hair and no makeup :)
Wait a minute!! You said all of them had boo–….. Oh. I see what you did there now.
Side boob, and side ass. And not the good kind.
Fame-whores can literally taste the whorishness of each other in the air…
Like fucking snakes!
He (and she) looks like he just stuck his finger up her ass in public..
Good god 0_0
Here’s hoping the Metamucil kicks in before you shit yourself, Larry.
“Where will you be when your laxative starts working?”
“It hurts to be dead.”
I love it when a comment makes me laugh out loud.
Thanks, Joaquin!
Haha no prob, yours crack me up all the time!
“Yeah uhmmm I know it’s your last wish and all but… that’s not gonna happen…”
“I don’t always nail twins, but when I do, its Dos Olsen.”
Fucking gold!
check out the black dude sayin it all with his eyes
She almost makes me want to watch that Vampire show she’s on but I refuse to drink the Kool-Aid
…almost
i watch it. but i am not really into it. pretty much for you people who do not know the theme of the show: the arch-villian they are supposed to fight ends up being their aly against a bigger arch-villian.
Those boobs ensnared a billionaire.
He must have seen that strip club scene in Dogma.
Or the dance scene in From Dusk till Dawn.
He’s got a boner, but you really just don’t notice it on him at all. I wonder why.
That is just unreasonably beautiful.
That cleavage doesn’t look exactly natural. I’m shocked that a Jackson would resort to plastic surgery.
Everyone who’s been bad-mouthing Kate Upton all week better take it back now. Take it back!
She looks fantastic here! Perfect makeup, perfect dress, perfect hair. Grr, I want that dress! It’s sooo cute! I wonder about the shoes though…
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What happened to my pic of Kate Upton with shoes?
Oh…it didn’t load for some reason the first time. Sorry.
I saw. That’s the exact color I was hoping she was wearing. Nice!
Where’s a strategic airstrike when you really need one? Predator drones in Afghanistan don’t get two-in-one chances like this.
I’d even settle for Larry King confusing the gas pedal for the brakes.
this ceremony was more about “send in the clowns”
now that they are gathered,, “send in the drones” :)
It’s not gonna smell good at Venice Beach today.
Wow.
Pris hasn’t aged.
kate upton has this uncanny ability to look both cute as a button and sexy as hell at the same time.
She really does.
“I remember when a star on the Walk of Fame meant something. You had to be somebody, like Douglas Fairbanks or Mary Pickford. But today…aaaahh, it’s all gone to hell.”
Still living the Grey Gardens’ “Little Edie” role, I see…
Those just cannot be genuine.
Take note of how few of us care. :)
I care! Boob to arm ratio!
Well, let’s see your own ratio, then. *grins*
You wish! I am evenly proportioned.
Geez, wipe that shit-eating grin off your face. You’re just there to do a yogurt commercial, for chrissakes.
Being a paparazzi sent to cover any of the Kardashians must make you feel like human detritus.
Mother of Moo!
Happy MooMa’s Day!
“Tan Mom’s” already getting a gay following.
Go Tan Mom!
J-Wow really cleaned up nice. I guess that bleach was a good investment after all.
Eww, no way you’re gonna compare her to J-Woww. Really?
That’s like calling an innocent banana Seal’s dick!
Two things she has that JWoww doesn’t have: Talent and real boobs.
MOO!
Thank U…it sums it all up nicely.
I’m following your lead. Next time she’s posted all the comments should just be “MOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
I’m willing to be a part of this tradition!
Count me in!
Done deal!
Wow! She hasn’t aged since her last surgery!
That’s not plastic surgery. Someone photoshopped her face from a “Good Times” still picture onto however she is now.
I don’t mind transvestites, but the least they could do is really try, you know?
that is the weirdest dog erection I’ve ever seen.
Her hotness factor took a quick nose-dive.
Until you realize that her secret alter-ego is Gary Busey. That crazy old fuck cleans up pretty nice.
Damn. She might need her own entry.
damn she might need a rear entry..
There’s something to be said for one-piece swimwear.
Apparently it is not being said loudly enough.
THERE’S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR ONE-PIECE SWIMWEAR!!!
(I hope she heard me this time…)
Classic!
normally I will make a comment like “shame about the face” but this is more like “shame about the everything” enough of this broad until she starts putting clothes on… Trying to unburn this image from my retinas
There’s also something to be said for bhurkas.
THAT is a black dude saying it all with his eyes.
what do you mean, he has got his eyes glued to the guy’s ass in front of him!
Run, Penny, don’t let momma burn you no more!
Oops…pooped ‘em.
Shoulders to waist: Old-school Brit.
Waist down: Wanna-be American ‘gangsta’ with wayyy too much money.
Neck up: Completely lost at sea.
I don’t even think the wind was blowing… her hair just naturally does that “Look how sexy I am” thing.