The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.11.12

May 11th, 2012 // 488 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I figured I’d make almost entirely boobs since most of our female readership is busy trying to contain the fire hydrant that used to be their lady-groin thanks to Skarsgard. Anyway, for your enjoyment, fellas, we’ve got young boobs, old boobs, young boobs again, devil boobs, lesboobs, buttboobs, manboobs, and drunkboobs.

Salma Boobs are in a class all to themselves,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince Charles
    Frank Burns
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    Bloody hi-fiber diet!

  2. Larry King
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    “Who in the hell let Kris Jenner sit behind me?”

  3. Will.i.am
    Frank Burns
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    Dress.i.cant

  4. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    Took me a second to realize that was her finger and not her boob seeping through her shirt…

  5. Ron Perlman Homeless Look Puppy
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    Your move, Nolte…

  6. Prince Charles
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    Wait for it kids… here comes a royal nugget…

  7. Ron Perlman Homeless Look Puppy
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    That is such a weird looking dude. Looks like a baboon.

  8. Jodie Marsh Bodybuilding Muscle Beach
    Frank Burns
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    That’s the 2nd biggest strap-on I’ve ever seen.

  9. Kate Upton Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    I think it’s a good SW strategy to put the best boobs first, front & center.

  10. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Daniel Dae Kim
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    The “You’re never gonna get any of this” hug is always a sad sight…

  11. Paz De La Huerta Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants
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    Batshit crazy, but I’d fuck her.

  12. Larry King
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    Wait a minute!! You said all of them had boo–….. Oh. I see what you did there now.

  13. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
    nick
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    Side boob, and side ass. And not the good kind.

  14. Ryan Seacrest Kris Jenner
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    Fame-whores can literally taste the whorishness of each other in the air…

  15. Kate Upton Tight Dress
    Frank Burns
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    Good god 0_0

  16. Larry King
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    Here’s hoping the Metamucil kicks in before you shit yourself, Larry.

  17. Larry King
    Joaquin ingles
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    “It hurts to be dead.”

  18. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage Battleship
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    “Yeah uhmmm I know it’s your last wish and all but… that’s not gonna happen…”

  19. John Stamos Sunglasses Guitar
    Frank Burns
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    “I don’t always nail twins, but when I do, its Dos Olsen.”

  20. Kate Upton Tight Dress
    dooood
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    check out the black dude sayin it all with his eyes

  21. Nina Dobrev Cleavage
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    She almost makes me want to watch that Vampire show she’s on but I refuse to drink the Kool-Aid

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Those boobs ensnared a billionaire.

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Daniel Dae Kim
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    He’s got a boner, but you really just don’t notice it on him at all. I wonder why.

  24. Nina Dobrev Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    That is just unreasonably beautiful.

  25. Janet Jackson Cleavage
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    That cleavage doesn’t look exactly natural. I’m shocked that a Jackson would resort to plastic surgery.

  26. Kate Upton Tight Dress
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    Everyone who’s been bad-mouthing Kate Upton all week better take it back now. Take it back!

  27. Ryan Seacrest Kris Jenner
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    Where’s a strategic airstrike when you really need one? Predator drones in Afghanistan don’t get two-in-one chances like this.

  28. Jodie Marsh Bodybuilding Muscle Beach
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    It’s not gonna smell good at Venice Beach today.

  29. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage Battleship
    Johnny P!
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    Wow.
    Pris hasn’t aged.

  30. Kate Upton Tight Dress
    jimmy james
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    kate upton has this uncanny ability to look both cute as a button and sexy as hell at the same time.

  31. Larry King
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    “I remember when a star on the Walk of Fame meant something. You had to be somebody, like Douglas Fairbanks or Mary Pickford. But today…aaaahh, it’s all gone to hell.”

  32. Drew Barrymore Dumb Hat
    Johnny P!
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    Still living the Grey Gardens’ “Little Edie” role, I see…

  33. Nathalia Ramos Midriff Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Those just cannot be genuine.

  34. John Stamos Sunglasses Guitar
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    Geez, wipe that shit-eating grin off your face. You’re just there to do a yogurt commercial, for chrissakes.

  35. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
    Johnny P!
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    Being a paparazzi sent to cover any of the Kardashians must make you feel like human detritus.

  36. Ryan Seacrest Kris Jenner
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    Mother of Moo!

  37. Ryan Seacrest Kris Jenner
    Johnny P!
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    “Tan Mom’s” already getting a gay following.
    Go Tan Mom!

  38. Nina Dobrev Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    J-Wow really cleaned up nice. I guess that bleach was a good investment after all.

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
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    MOO!

  40. Janet Jackson Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Wow! She hasn’t aged since her last surgery!

  41. Paz De La Huerta Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants
    it had to be said
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    I don’t mind transvestites, but the least they could do is really try, you know?

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    that is the weirdest dog erection I’ve ever seen.

  43. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage Battleship
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    Her hotness factor took a quick nose-dive.

    • Dick Hell

      Until you realize that her secret alter-ego is Gary Busey. That crazy old fuck cleans up pretty nice.

  44. Nathalia Ramos Midriff Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    Damn. She might need her own entry.

  45. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    There’s something to be said for one-piece swimwear.

  46. Will.i.am
    it had to be said
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    THAT is a black dude saying it all with his eyes.

  47. Janet Jackson Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Run, Penny, don’t let momma burn you no more!

  48. Larry King
    EricLr
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    Oops…pooped ‘em.

  49. Will.i.am
    Johnny P!
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    Shoulders to waist: Old-school Brit.
    Waist down: Wanna-be American ‘gangsta’ with wayyy too much money.
    Neck up: Completely lost at sea.

  50. Kate Upton Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t even think the wind was blowing… her hair just naturally does that “Look how sexy I am” thing.

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