The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.5.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which is surprisingly large for the end of the week, but since Gwyneth Paltrow is now besties with Kim Kardashian, consider everything you ever knew about anything completely wrong. Except for the awful stuff you’re going to say about the following people, that stuff is totally correct: Shauna Sand skateboarding in a neighborhood that has never before so desperately needed an alcoholic mailman, Michael Phelps, who didn’t actually sink that putt, but was totally stoked when he figured out how to turn his five iron into a bong, the sad, but inevitable anorexic muppeting of the only good Olsen sister, and Kevin Hart on his way to his night job as John Travolta’s totally heterosexual female masseuse.

Enjoy your weekned, I know Josh Duhamel will be spending his at Chili’s,

- Photo Boy

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