The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.5.13

April 5th, 2013 // 406 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which is surprisingly large for the end of the week, but since Gwyneth Paltrow is now besties with Kim Kardashian, consider everything you ever knew about anything completely wrong. Except for the awful stuff you’re going to say about the following people, that stuff is totally correct: Shauna Sand skateboarding in a neighborhood that has never before so desperately needed an alcoholic mailman, Michael Phelps, who didn’t actually sink that putt, but was totally stoked when he figured out how to turn his five iron into a bong, the sad, but inevitable anorexic muppeting of the only good Olsen sister, and Kevin Hart on his way to his night job as John Travolta‘s totally heterosexual female masseuse.

Enjoy your weekned, I know Josh Duhamel will be spending his at Chili’s,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
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    Oompa Mooooooooompa!

  2. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
    elephantman
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    GROSS!

  3. Tom Cruise Blowing Nose Oblivion Premiere
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    Even he thinks it stinks.

  4. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
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    Melt this in a pan with a little butter then put it over your noodles. Best. Skettis. Ever.

  5. Shauna Sand Underboob Skateboard Twitter
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    Yes, please listen to that sign.

  6. George Lucas Queen Elizabeth British Film Industry Reception
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    The Queen’s face says Greedo shot first.

  7. Bill Paxton Turtleneck Oblivion Premiere
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    I’m nothing. I’m navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don’t score much. I got a little dick, it’s pathetic!

  8. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
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    I want to ask “Who?” or Google this persons name. However, I’m betting that I’m much happier not knowing.

  9. Tom Cruise Blowing Nose Oblivion Premiere
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    “Tom,

    You have a little cum on your lip”

  10. Katherine Webb Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    14:45, 14:46, 14:47 . . ..

  11. Tara Reid Drunk
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    Nice to see Lurch is still working.

  12. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Porno Stache Sammi Giancola Cleavage Superstars For Sandy Relief
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    *Superstars not guaranteed.

  13. Theresa Ortiz Cleavage No Bra Open Blouse Freddie Robinson
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    Not the first time a guy has tried to pick up a mannequin.

  14. Prince William Rejected By Little Girl
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    Alba gu bràth!

  15. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
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    Who in the sweet merciful fuck let this woman in a store that sells giant candy? For starters, check who the beneficiary is on her will.

  16. Victoria Justice Cleavage H&M Exclusive Conscious Exclusive Collection launch party
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    So plain, so boring. She’s about as exciting as a Manilla folder.

  17. Bill Paxton Turtleneck Oblivion Premiere
    Tiggles
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    “Movie over man, movie over!”

  18. Kelly Rowland Cleavage Courvoisiology Reception
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    That’s racist!

  19. Kevin Hart Prosthetic Breasts
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    It’s weird. Usually I find tan lines sexy.

  20. Kenya Moore Butt See Through Shorts Side Boob Gone With The Wind Fabulous Celebration
    Cock Dr
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    Oprah is busting loose…wait…who?

  21. Ladies Day At Aintree
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    I think Thanksgiving has just been moved to my second favorite holiday.

  22. Prince William Rejected By Little Girl
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    If the girl screamed out “Freedom!” after this, William would have her beheaded.

  23. Victoria Justice Cleavage H&M Exclusive Conscious Exclusive Collection launch party
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    I’m in love

  24. Michael Bloomberg Snooki Superstars For Sandy Relief
    little turtle head
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    FUCK SNOOKI LOOKS HOT!!!

  25. Prince William Rejected By Little Girl
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    it’s easier to suck a peasant virgin’s blood if you kill them first.

  26. Shauna Sand Underboob Skateboard Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    It must hurt to need to be looked at so badly.

  27. Tom Cruise Blowing Nose Oblivion Premiere
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    what do you call Tom Cruise when his nose is leaking?

    Full.

  28. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
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    Looks like she’s ready to start working on her 4th chin.

  29. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
    guttboy
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    WTF happened to Kate Gosselin?!?

  30. Kenya Moore Butt See Through Shorts Side Boob Gone With The Wind Fabulous Celebration
    JPC
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    Kenya not, please?

    (Alternatively, “Can we have Kenya Less?”)

  31. Theresa Ortiz Cleavage No Bra Open Blouse Freddie Robinson
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    Wow. She looked better when she wasn’t smiling… if that’s what you can call this.

  32. Vanessa Paradis Chanel The Little Black Jacket Karl Lagerfeld Photography Exhibition Dinner Party
    Cock Dr
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    MIND THE GAP

  33. George Lucas Queen Elizabeth British Film Industry Reception
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    George, will you help me edit my Wookiepedia?

  34. Tom Cruise Blowing Nose Oblivion Premiere
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    A woman just kissed him on the cheek.

  35. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    little turtle head
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    NICE ASS!!

  36. Victoria Justice Cleavage H&M Exclusive Conscious Exclusive Collection launch party
    DeucePickle
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    Flawless skin and teeth

  37. Tara Reid Drunk
    guttboy
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    Being escorted out of a hotel again for being a public nuisance….

  38. Joel Grey Grabbing Crotch The Fifth Annual PFLAG National Straight For Equality Awards
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    michael jackson did it better.

  39. Theresa Ortiz Cleavage No Bra Open Blouse Freddie Robinson
    little turtle head
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    WHO?? (2X)

  40. George Lucas Queen Elizabeth British Film Industry Reception
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    The exact moment when they realize their hairstyles and dowager’s humps match.

  41. Shauna Sand Underboob Skateboard Twitter
    Pat C.
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    I finally realized this is what Courtney Stodden aspires to be.

  42. Kenya Moore Butt See Through Shorts Side Boob Gone With The Wind Fabulous Celebration
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    ♬ When a cooooowwww looooves a woooomaaannnn ♬ ♬

  43. Prince William Rejected By Little Girl
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    “Get away from me you inbred swine!!!”

  44. George Lucas Queen Elizabeth British Film Industry Reception
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    You can thank the goddamn Magna Carta for your life, you childhood-raping, three-chinned, Jar-Jar inventing bag of shite.

  45. George Lucas Queen Elizabeth British Film Industry Reception
    Bob
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    Seriously, George. WTF was up with that “elected queen” crap?

  46. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
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    Like a pig in shit…

  47. Fergie Pergnant Cleavage Bikini Beach Cover
    DeucePickle
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    This has been quite a year for pregnant thunder jugs.

  48. Tom Cruise Blowing Nose Oblivion Premiere
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    “I’m.. I’m sorry folks. I just get a little teary-eyed when you mention me losing the role of Liberace in his biopic…”

  49. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth Minnie Gupta
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    He looked 50 when he was 20, so this is working out for him.

  50. Angelina Jolie See Through Dress Women In The World Summit
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    Female Voldermort accepting tribute from Lucius Malfoy.

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