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I’d be like a kid in a candy store if I were there. Oh well
look mom no tattoos!
I spy one meaty butt on the chick second from the left, would like to see the front side.
Holy Shit! I guess she’s the fat lady and this is the end of the show?
Looks like some of the Botox came out of her upper lip
the scientologists want her forehead..
Carrier Wing 5 wants her forehead just in case NAS Atsugi is shut down unexpectedly.
“Yes! I am invincible!”
Huh, that is him in that Bond movie, isn’t it… hard to say if he looked dumber in that or here…
Even the wind conveniently blows the hair and jacket away so we can see the wonderful creation that is Pippa’s ass. (hack cough hack cough) Oh, pardon me.
still just a pancake ass, guess there is really nothing there.
Pretty butts…except for that ugly one wearing white, in the middle…
Quit showing this woman’s sorry ass. It is not impressive (or even good) at all. If her sister hadn’t married royalty nobody would really give two shits about this ugly bitch
Jolly Good, and Pip Pip
I would. I would on a boat or in a moat. I would on da plane or the train. Yes, Sam, I definitely wood. Now if you’ll excuse me.
need some freakin nipples,,,, pleazzzze?
“Ice cream! Mom says I get to have ice cream!”
You know what I get when I look at that overweight pig… The Big Chill.
You know it was her sister Meg that was in that movie, not her, right?
lolz@pop culture reference fail
Agreed. The pop culture reference should be, “This must have been what inspired people to fire bullets over Broadway.”
you can tell by the look on the girl with the sprite’s face that someone just asked a racially insensitive question.
I’m almost ashamed to say that there is something about this woman that makes me want to ravish her…maybe it’s her personality.
Well I’ll stand up and say the same.
I am not at all ashamed to say that.
I’ll say it right to her face.
I’d spank her, does that count?
Grace personified…
“But d’en wha happen if mah cards adds up to MORE d’en twenny-one?”
-with real chunks of yummy human ears in it!!
just the kind of energy drink people in poland have desperately waited for.
That sound you hear is her thighs slapping together. Jesus, she hides those things pretty well usually.
but if you plug a cord into her ass, does the dress light up?
I’ll take one of left, then 2nd one in with the black hair.
Ay dios mio.
Arf.
a nose (bag) and hose (bag)…
Uptown girl with a downtown girl…
mom looks way younger, this is just wrong!
Oh God. It’s reproducing….
Too many clothes.
Well I’ll stand up and say the same. (No it’s not a post fail)
Shoe Monkey knows how to please you.
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Mmmmm….well done faithful footwear primate.
My bad…I still get a big chill though…
I am pretty sure this is Michael Bay’s LinkedIn profile pic.
Jennifer, darling, you were SO fucking hot once, but now you’re 53 years old. Time to start wearing more clothing…*sigh*
Annnnnnnd that comes to 5 things I can do with this award statue.
The fact that this heinous bitch got knocked up proves that absolutely anyone can do it, and it has no bearing on whether they deserve it.
“The rope as a belt? It’s for later…”
I was going to say that the rope-as-a-belt was his attempt at Concentration Camp Chic.
Looks like someone just smashed a shitty bottle of Champagne of the bow of a ship.
Jesus my grandmas dead hands are nicer than those.
Decent grip; soft melting expression of love, hankie at the ready in jacket pocket…..ok, well that woman may use another technique but she shouldn’t dis his.
“Drinkin’ this shit did NOT make me stupid…”
Don’t be a dick.
This could be any of his movies, really.
Hey! It’s Gay Christmas Morning Face!
Black energy – insert racially insensitive oxymoron joke here.
just how much energy do you need to scratch off lottery tickets?
Black Energy…that little extra boost to get you over that chain link fence
Guaranteed enough energy to last through 3 robberies & at least on the down low sessions.
Black Energy: All the energy you need to have sex with fat white women.
Man, this thing reminds me of my time in prison….
What was once a beautiful smile has turned into an earthworm wearing a girdle.
What was once a gorgeous face has turned into 17 mutually antagonistic face-parts trying to run away from and/or kill each other, apparently.
Girl on the left: “MMmmmmm Hmmmmmm”
with her head going side to side.
She looks like Jessica Alba’s uglier sister…
I call this “Kathleen Turner Syndrome” and it does scare the hell out of me.
“My big boy clothes are i the wash….”
He’s gonna blowed them up…..real good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YEL10Flxk4
Blow’d Up
A Michael Harbor film.
Who?
I wonder if he knows my black friend.
Such an incredible fashion icon…I wonder if I could even come close to looking this suave dressed like that!
Pee Wee’s gayer uncle.
Kim holds it like this…
Didn’t he used to have tattooed tiger stripes all over his face?
Or am I thinking of another pro sports douchebag with more money than sense?
It’s on the other side of his face.
Al Bundy: “I’m BLIND!!!”
“Anybody got a light for my Crack-a-rette?”
Dirty little slut. I’d still fuck her.
And you can if you have $50 and/or a bag of coke. Glee is paying her with 1 carton of Marlboros.
How much for anal?
I’m thinking of offering a pack of smokes and a half-eaten ham sandwich.