The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.27.12

April 27th, 2012 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Lifelike Expressions™: proud creators of Nicole Kidman‘s facial processor, now capable of exciting new positions like #317: Extreme Joy Mixed With Mild Bowel Discomfort! We’ve also got Russell Brand taking our big black microphone meme quite literally, and Alan Cumming who obviously had to leave straight from The Gay Lumberjack Olympics to make it to Tribeca.

Yes, Jeremy Renner, The Gay Lumberjack Olympics are real,

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  1. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    I’d be like a kid in a candy store if I were there. Oh well

  2. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
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    Holy Shit! I guess she’s the fat lady and this is the end of the show?

  3. Nicole Kidman
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    Looks like some of the Botox came out of her upper lip

  4. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
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    “Yes! I am invincible!”

  5. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Even the wind conveniently blows the hair and jacket away so we can see the wonderful creation that is Pippa’s ass. (hack cough hack cough) Oh, pardon me.

  6. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    Pretty butts…except for that ugly one wearing white, in the middle…

  7. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Quit showing this woman’s sorry ass. It is not impressive (or even good) at all. If her sister hadn’t married royalty nobody would really give two shits about this ugly bitch

  8. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
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    I would. I would on a boat or in a moat. I would on da plane or the train. Yes, Sam, I definitely wood. Now if you’ll excuse me.

  9. Jeremy Renner
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    “Ice cream! Mom says I get to have ice cream!”

  10. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
    LJ
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    You know what I get when I look at that overweight pig… The Big Chill.

  11. Tyrese Gibson
    Jill
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    you can tell by the look on the girl with the sprite’s face that someone just asked a racially insensitive question.

  12. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    I’m almost ashamed to say that there is something about this woman that makes me want to ravish her…maybe it’s her personality.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    LJ
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    Grace personified…

  14. Tyrese Gibson
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    “But d’en wha happen if mah cards adds up to MORE d’en twenny-one?”

  15. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
    pretty barfing
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    -with real chunks of yummy human ears in it!!
    just the kind of energy drink people in poland have desperately waited for.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
    LJ
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    That sound you hear is her thighs slapping together. Jesus, she hides those things pretty well usually.

  17. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
    Deacon Jones
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    I’ll take one of left, then 2nd one in with the black hair.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Ay dios mio.

  19. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Arf.

  20. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Pregnant Belly Yellow Blazer
    LJ
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    Oh God. It’s reproducing….

  21. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Too many clothes.

  22. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
    LJ
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    My bad…I still get a big chill though…

  23. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    I am pretty sure this is Michael Bay’s LinkedIn profile pic.

  24. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
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    Jennifer, darling, you were SO fucking hot once, but now you’re 53 years old. Time to start wearing more clothing…*sigh*

  25. Jeremy Renner
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    Annnnnnnd that comes to 5 things I can do with this award statue.

  26. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Pregnant Belly Yellow Blazer
    CranAppleSnapple
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    The fact that this heinous bitch got knocked up proves that absolutely anyone can do it, and it has no bearing on whether they deserve it.

  27. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
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    “The rope as a belt? It’s for later…”

  28. Michael K Williams
    Buddy The Elf
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    Looks like someone just smashed a shitty bottle of Champagne of the bow of a ship.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Buddy The Elf
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    Jesus my grandmas dead hands are nicer than those.

  30. Tyrese Gibson
    Cock Dr
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    Decent grip; soft melting expression of love, hankie at the ready in jacket pocket…..ok, well that woman may use another technique but she shouldn’t dis his.

  31. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
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    “Drinkin’ this shit did NOT make me stupid…”

  32. Russell Brand
    Buddy The Elf
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    Don’t be a dick.

  33. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
    Joaquin ingles
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    This could be any of his movies, really.

  34. Jeremy Renner
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    Hey! It’s Gay Christmas Morning Face!

  35. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Black energy – insert racially insensitive oxymoron joke here.

  36. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
    Frank The Duck
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    Man, this thing reminds me of my time in prison….

  37. Nicole Kidman
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    What was once a beautiful smile has turned into an earthworm wearing a girdle.

    • What was once a gorgeous face has turned into 17 mutually antagonistic face-parts trying to run away from and/or kill each other, apparently.

  38. Tyrese Gibson
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    Girl on the left: “MMmmmmm Hmmmmmm”

    with her head going side to side.

  39. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Pregnant Belly Yellow Blazer
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    She looks like Jessica Alba’s uglier sister…

  40. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
    Cock Dr
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    I call this “Kathleen Turner Syndrome” and it does scare the hell out of me.

  41. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    Frank The Duck
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    “My big boy clothes are i the wash….”

  42. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    He’s gonna blowed them up…..real good.

  43. Michael K Williams
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    Who?

    I wonder if he knows my black friend.

  44. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
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    Such an incredible fashion icon…I wonder if I could even come close to looking this suave dressed like that!

  45. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Pee Wee’s gayer uncle.

  46. Tyrese Gibson
    radadoon
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    Kim holds it like this…

  47. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
    Cock Dr
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    Didn’t he used to have tattooed tiger stripes all over his face?
    Or am I thinking of another pro sports douchebag with more money than sense?

  48. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
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    Al Bundy: “I’m BLIND!!!”

  49. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Frank The Duck
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    “Anybody got a light for my Crack-a-rette?”

  50. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    Dirty little slut. I’d still fuck her.

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