The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.26.13

April 26th, 2013 // 374 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which will probably be the last true TCWM for a week since I’m now subbing for Fish while he vacations in the most hospitable place for liberal intellectuals, the south. *reads Skynyrd lyrics, grabs phone in terror* “TURN BACK NOW!!” Anyway, don’t freak out because everyone in here will be waiting for you to exploit their flaws from the blissful anonymity of a comment section when this feature returns. So enjoy Maria Menounos and the PA position Extra producers could clearly fill with a volunteer, Justin Bieber introducing the tandem douchestep, and something called Austin Scarlett who I defy you to tell me is not actually a wax statue of Kristen Bell as the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Yep, that was a Princess Bride reference. This could be a long week,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Les Petits Cracks Gala
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    There’s nothing Petit here… Let those puppies fly

  2. Salma Hayek Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Les Petits Cracks Gala
    cc
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    ‘Les Petits Cracks’ is that a reference to Met-Art?

  3. Erykah Badu Bikini Henna Tattoos Hat
    Deacon Jones
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    Kill it with fire!!

  4. Justin Bieber Lil Za Sweatsuits Dancing
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    I’m not for terrorism but if some Chechen extremists wanna take out these two, then by all means..

  5. Amber Heard Butt Tight Pants Suit
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    An ass made for grabbing.

  6. Gerard Depardieu Peeking From Behind Door DSK Film Set
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    You will never catch me Inspector! My scrotum nose can detect you a mile away!!

  7. Justin Bieber Lil Za Sweatsuits Dancing
    cc
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    ‘Just act inconspicuous, they are raiding our tour bus.’

  8. Beyonce Messy Hair No Makeup Tired Blue Ivy Carter
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    After seeing all her Hulk impressions, I’m gonna suggest you slowly back away from mama bear and her cub…

  9. Erykah Badu Bikini Henna Tattoos Hat
    cc
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    The CDC needs to see this.

  10. Gerard Depardieu Peeking From Behind Door DSK Film Set
    cc
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    Didn’t this guy get shot when they tried to put a hit on Tony Montana?

  11. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Legs Minidress Material Girl And Macy's Madonna's Iconix Fashion Pieces
    zed
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    At least iron your dress love.

  12. Austin Scarlett Thin Moustache New York City Opera Spring Gala
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    I see Evan Rachel Wood is now disguising herself to get into events…

  13. Pamela Anderson Tight Dress
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    I thought Phyllis Diller was dead.

  14. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra Maxi Dress
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    Pregnancy, sometimes it does the body good….

  15. Beyonce Messy Hair No Makeup Tired Blue Ivy Carter
    zed
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    Raw and out of the wild protectant

  16. Ireland Baldwin Midriff Legs Minidress Material Girl And Macy's Madonna's Iconix Fashion Pieces
    cc
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    Is there anything to do with Madonna that’s ‘previously unseen’?

  17. Prince William On Batpod Kate Middleton Baby Bump The Inauguration Of Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden
    CrashHell
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    I’m not the hero England needs, but the hero England deserves…it’s bloody brilliant when you think about it.

  18. Alex Karpovsky Picking Nose Girls Set
    zed
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    Stay classy Ray.

  19. Justin Bieber Lil Za Sweatsuits Dancing
    Colin
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    I’m going to assume that “Lil Za” is slang for “tiny homosexual”.

  20. Al Pacino Full Suit With Girlfriend Lucia Sola Beach Lounge Chair
    cc
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    Coming soon to an infomercial…the butt firming ass strap.

  21. Adrian Grenier Long Hair How to Make Money Selling Drugs Screening Tribeca Film Festival
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    “Yes uhmmm Ms. Menounos, you have several flower arrangements from admiring suitors who happen to be all of the uhmmm darker persuasion…”

  22. Kelly Brook Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    zed
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    I haven’t seen her with this many clothes on!
    She looks like a young Liv Tyler.

  23. Al Pacino Full Suit With Girlfriend Lucia Sola Beach Lounge Chair
    Whoaaah
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    Same clothes, again!

  24. Maria Menounos PA Checking Out Butt Extra
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    “Yes uhmmm Ms. Menounos, you have several flower arrangements from admiring suitors who happen to be all of the uhmmm darker persuasion…”

  25. Al Pacino Full Suit With Girlfriend Lucia Sola Beach Lounge Chair
    CrashHell
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    GREAT AAAASS!

  26. Prince William On Batpod Kate Middleton Baby Bump The Inauguration Of Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden
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    na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BALDMAAAN!

  27. Caroline Flack Wardrobe Malfunction Butt Crack Bikini
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    Butt cleavage!

  28. Pamela Anderson Tight Dress
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    She looks herperiffic…

  29. Avril Lavigne Fat Weight Gain Belly Leather Skirt Secret Show Viper Room
    zed
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    She looks like she bites..

  30. Martha Stewart XM Radio Interview Smithsonian Craft Show
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    “Martha, how did you get by in the joint?”

  31. Erika Christensen Cleavage 34th College Television Awards Gala
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    Crazy swim fan scoping gout her next victim..

  32. Gerard Depardieu Peeking From Behind Door DSK Film Set
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    HAHAHA I’m too rich to pay French taxes.

  33. Joanna Krupa Wedding Dress Upskirt Panty Flash Chagoury Couture
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    She looks under 30, but deep down I know she’s not.

  34. Beyonce Messy Hair No Makeup Tired Blue Ivy Carter
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    Poor kid. Looks like her dad.

  35. Pierce Brosnan Cravat Love Is All You Need Screening
    CrashHell
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    The Double O Shocker?

  36. Austin Scarlett Thin Moustache New York City Opera Spring Gala
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    Queer Eye for the Undead Guy starts filming next week.

  37. Alex Karpovsky Picking Nose Girls Set
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    This is what happens when you hang out with Lena Dunham.

  38. Goran Visnjic Messy Hair Sunglasses Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    My name is Luka. I have no career anymore.

  39. Austin Scarlett Thin Moustache New York City Opera Spring Gala
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    “Hmm, I know, I’ll go out dressed as a man who can’t tie a bowtie pretending to be a wax figure.”

    Who hasn’t thought that once or twice?

  40. Adrian Grenier Long Hair How to Make Money Selling Drugs Screening Tribeca Film Festival
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    Me?!? An insufferable douche?!?

  41. Alex Karpovsky Picking Nose Girls Set
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    There’s an app for that?

  42. Pamela Anderson Tight Dress
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    Swear to God, I thought this was Carol Channing. Swear to God.

    http://www.nndb.com/people/935/000022869/channing1.jpg

  43. Pamela Anderson Tight Dress
    Colin
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    Well hello Dolly, it’s so nice to have you back where you belong.

  44. Adrian Grenier Long Hair How to Make Money Selling Drugs Screening Tribeca Film Festival
    Not Marvel
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    Paula Poundstone needs a shave.

  45. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    She has the strangest look on TV: half insanely gorgeous and half ice bitch.

  46. Prince William On Batpod Kate Middleton Baby Bump The Inauguration Of Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden
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    W: Look Kates…this is my job for the next 60 years!
    K: Hahahahaha…oh. Oh…shit.

  47. Martha Stewart XM Radio Interview Smithsonian Craft Show
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    You know, not every picture with a black microphone in it is worth making that joke.

  48. Kelly Brook Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    It’d be the best 15 seconds of her life, I swear.

  49. Beyonce Messy Hair No Makeup Tired Blue Ivy Carter
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    Fuck are they ever ugly.

  50. Avril Lavigne Fat Weight Gain Belly Leather Skirt Secret Show Viper Room
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    She’s SOO punk rock!

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