The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.22.16

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hasn’t started off with  Sara Jean Underwood all week, so in repentance, I shall now vape my lungs into ash. But before I go, please enjoy Mariah Carey’s (maybe) nip slip, Kourtney Kardashian’s buttcheek, Kelly Ripa’s “What? I’m fine. Everything’s totally fine!” face, and Ron White with a classy young lady who I’m sure he’s just giving directions. It’s been fun, you guys. *slowly brings metal douche dick to lips, caresses photo of Prince Charles*

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