[Ed. Note: Bouncing a little early considering 90% of the entertainment industry is high off its ass, though I don't know how that's any different than usual. If something big breaks later (Getting a vibe from the Sasquatch camp.), I'll attempt to add a penis joke to it. If not, Most Important People tomorrow morning as usual. - SW]
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t include any pot-smoking references unless you count Penn Badgley‘s hipster version of a stoner that makes me only slightly less wishful for a brushfire to wipe out Coachella. We’ve also got Kelsey Grammer‘s insatiable tongue lust finally crossing the gender line, and see if you can pinpoint what doesn’t belong in this picture, and no it’s not the black guy, you racist.
The downside to marijuana legalization because I enjoy harshing your buzz,
- Photo Boy
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Instant Boner.
You’re awfully easy to please.
just a media whore, no boner…
Seen here after using her pokies to cut through the glass door.
I’m coo coo for Coco’s boobs!
Someone has a Wolverine thing.
Nice to see work has begun on the sequel. Wolverine: Gay with a Vengeance.
I was thinking… Wolverine: The Meth Years
Stan Lee’s thought: “Who the fuck is this asshole?”
And proceeded to Purell his body immediately after the situation…
At least with all that talent, she can still have a career, even if her body is melty. Oh. Wait…
Yeah, because those guys REALLY wanted her autograph!!! Look at them staring at them boobies!
Subtle.
What the? Quit hugging – all I wanted you to do was pull my car around front!
The line is backed up because signing “Formerly Attractive Scarlett Johannson” takes a while to write.
“Yeah, Goodwill? I’ve got a lot of small clothes to donate. Do you guys pick-up?
Haha.
Low riders
Supersize me.
If Equality Now means balancing out the good looking/bad looking guest list for all the pretty people.
Show ALL the girls!
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Security! This gay young man is trying to kiss me!!! “It’s gonna be ok, son, they wont hurt you too much!…”
“Jessica! Jessica Simpson! Over here!”
Careful she may eat you
hmm… is it just me or is she looking a lil cheetarah-ish?
Yep. When women get way too much plastic surgery they start to look like cats. When men get too much they look like their moms.
You are one observant mofo…
Brokeback Mountain – The retirement home years
Is this a movie about her ass? Cause I can see the power that thing possesses by just looking at it! Damn!
seems very ripe and pluckable…yummm
With that derriere, she walks backwards into every room to make a good impression.
Somewhere in the world, Tom Cruise is looking at this picture, and thinking “Look at the height she gets out of those shoes!”. He then put his face in his hands, and sobs uncontrollably.
Looks like Co$ sent out a tweet to come and thumb that down.
Yep, why do you think Cruise joined up with them in the first place:
Scientology Execs singing “We Stand Tall”
http://youtu.be/XyNh1j3dsp8
…Try a lil Michael Less.
Only one of these men was stupid enough to tweet the wrong address of George Zimmerman. Idiot.
You should see what he did to the peach.
Why yes I DO look dashing don’t I? Teehee
Looks like Martin gave his spare glasses to Spike.
Spike Lee is a douche for posting that address on Twitter. Not because it was the wrong address (idiot) but because it was inciting violence. I think he should be charged, exactly where free speech ends….you listening, photo boy?
No it is not a butt Urkel, it is a fruit!!!!!!
Old people have the craziest hair these days…
Three men, one director.
Say what you will but Spike has had some amazing moments as a director.
Yes, you DID do that quit asking.
And she has nipples, we can see!
Tell George Lucas that Jabba in 3D really isn’t that fun.
So much for Jonah losing weight. He just found it again.
When I snap my fingers you’re in the lead in the Kentucky Derby
Yeah, we don’t see you slipping a finger in
Don’t know who you are, but I enjoy breasteses, so thanks for that, I guess.
I see you like to blow…
i love Coco :)
El Homo?
So, he bypassed fat and went straight to obese.
Here let me get that for ya! Ok, now you can walk normal!
If only Lindsay would take a lesson from Coco.
Stop pretending to act or be an “artist” of any kind,
and just put your assets on display.
When is she expecting the twins?
He’s the best there is at what he does. And what he does is suck cock.
How’s is this for not looking gay, eh eh eh? I’m totally fooling all of you!
Awk-waaaard!
SWS: just relax i almost got it!
JB: you told me their claws didn’t hurt! next time
they’re goin up Your ass