The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.20.12

April 20th, 2012 // 433 Comments

[Ed. Note: Bouncing a little early considering 90% of the entertainment industry is high off its ass, though I don’t know how that’s any different than usual. If something big breaks later (Getting a vibe from the Sasquatch camp.), I’ll attempt to add a penis joke to it. If not, Most Important People tomorrow morning as usual. – SW]

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t include any pot-smoking references unless you count Penn Badgley‘s hipster version of a stoner that makes me only slightly less wishful for a brushfire to wipe out Coachella. We’ve also got Kelsey Grammer‘s insatiable tongue lust finally crossing the gender line, and see if you can pinpoint what doesn’t belong in this picture, and no it’s not the black guy, you racist.

The downside to marijuana legalization because I enjoy harshing your buzz,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Instant Boner
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    Instant Boner.

  2. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Perplexity
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    Seen here after using her pokies to cut through the glass door.

  3. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Crissy
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    I’m coo coo for Coco’s boobs!

  4. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    Perplexity
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    Someone has a Wolverine thing.

  5. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
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    Nice to see work has begun on the sequel. Wolverine: Gay with a Vengeance.

  6. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    joe
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    Stan Lee’s thought: “Who the fuck is this asshole?”

  7. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
    Perplexity
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    At least with all that talent, she can still have a career, even if her body is melty. Oh. Wait…

  8. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
    Crissy
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    Yeah, because those guys REALLY wanted her autograph!!! Look at them staring at them boobies!

  9. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Frank Burns
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    Subtle.

  10. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    Perplexity
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    What the? Quit hugging – all I wanted you to do was pull my car around front!

  11. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage The Avengers European Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    The line is backed up because signing “Formerly Attractive Scarlett Johannson” takes a while to write.

  12. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    joe
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    “Yeah, Goodwill? I’ve got a lot of small clothes to donate. Do you guys pick-up?

  13. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    JoJojojo
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    Low riders

  14. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
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    Supersize me.

  15. Meg Ryan
    Perplexity
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    If Equality Now means balancing out the good looking/bad looking guest list for all the pretty people.

  16. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
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    Show ALL the girls!
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20/3ovv7w-320_240.jpg[/img]

  17. The Situation Stan Lee Hugging
    Crissy
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    Security! This gay young man is trying to kiss me!!! “It’s gonna be ok, son, they wont hurt you too much!…”

  18. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
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    “Jessica! Jessica Simpson! Over here!”

  19. Meg Ryan
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    hmm… is it just me or is she looking a lil cheetarah-ish?

  20. Kelsey Grammer John Mahoney
    Perplexity
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    Brokeback Mountain – The retirement home years

  21. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Minidress
    Crissy
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    Is this a movie about her ass? Cause I can see the power that thing possesses by just looking at it! Damn!

  22. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Minidress
    Perplexity
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    With that derriere, she walks backwards into every room to make a good impression.

  23. Eva Longoria Legs Short Shorts
    Frank Burns
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    Somewhere in the world, Tom Cruise is looking at this picture, and thinking “Look at the height she gets out of those shoes!”. He then put his face in his hands, and sobs uncontrollably.

  24. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
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    …Try a lil Michael Less.

  25. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
    cagster
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    Only one of these men was stupid enough to tweet the wrong address of George Zimmerman. Idiot.

  26. Jaleel White
    Perplexity
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    You should see what he did to the peach.

  27. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    Anthony
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    Why yes I DO look dashing don’t I? Teehee

  28. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
    Perplexity
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    Looks like Martin gave his spare glasses to Spike.

  29. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
    Girl
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    Spike Lee is a douche for posting that address on Twitter. Not because it was the wrong address (idiot) but because it was inciting violence. I think he should be charged, exactly where free speech ends….you listening, photo boy?

  30. Jaleel White
    Crissy
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    No it is not a butt Urkel, it is a fruit!!!!!!

  31. William H Macy Long Greasy Hair Moustache
    Perplexity
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    Old people have the craziest hair these days…

  32. Spike Lee Martin Scorsese Brett Ratner
    Frank Burns
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    Three men, one director.

  33. Jaleel White
    Anthony
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    Yes, you DID do that quit asking.

  34. Ali Larter Nipple
    Crissy
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    And she has nipples, we can see!

  35. Michael Moore Fat Sunglasses Hat
    Perplexity
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    Tell George Lucas that Jabba in 3D really isn’t that fun.

  36. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
    Perplexity
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    So much for Jonah losing weight. He just found it again.

  37. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    When I snap my fingers you’re in the lead in the Kentucky Derby

  38. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    Anthony
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    Yeah, we don’t see you slipping a finger in

  39. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    Perplexity
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    Don’t know who you are, but I enjoy breasteses, so thanks for that, I guess.

  40. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    Crissy
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    I see you like to blow…

  41. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    JG
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    i love Coco :)

  42. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    King Diamond
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    El Homo?

  43. Jonah Hill Fat Sunglasses Cell Phone
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    So, he bypassed fat and went straight to obese.

  44. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    Crissy
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    Here let me get that for ya! Ok, now you can walk normal!

  45. Coco Cleavage Nipples Tank Top
    Johnny P!
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    If only Lindsay would take a lesson from Coco.
    Stop pretending to act or be an “artist” of any kind,
    and just put your assets on display.

  46. Elizabeth Berkley See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly
    King Diamond
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    When is she expecting the twins?

  47. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Long Hair
    Jon Hex
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    He’s the best there is at what he does. And what he does is suck cock.

  48. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    Crissy
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    How’s is this for not looking gay, eh eh eh? I’m totally fooling all of you!

  49. Jeremy Renner The Avengers European Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Awk-waaaard!

  50. Seann William Scott Jason Biggs El Hormiguero
    dooood
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    SWS: just relax i almost got it!
    JB: you told me their claws didn’t hurt! next time
    they’re goin up Your ass

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