The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13

April 19th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Except none of that. Stop that shit and instead do something constructive like captioning the hell out of Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend literally about to bang on the sidewalk, Black Bad Santa and Armenian Oswald Cobblepot.

Seriously Hollywood, a The Blind Side reboot already? (I’m sorry Melissa McCarthy, you’re the shit for real and I’m a low-hanging fruit motherfucker),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Megan Hilty Cleavage Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    Who is this person and why have we not seen more of her tits on this website?

  2. Sean Patrick Flanery Shirtless Pull Up Rings Jiu Jitsu Gym
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    Who? He’s Irish. What else?

    • You’re kidding, right?:
      “And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
      That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
      In nomine Patri.
      Et Fili.
      Spiritus Sancti.”

  3. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Looks like a stable, well-adjusted individual with no homicidal tendencies whatsoever.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    Shhh! Mama!

    • I figured more people would get the movie reference than if I said “Hagraven” or “Deathclaw”, “Splicer”, or (sobbing in the corner, don’t distrub her) “Witch”. Hmmm… maybe she HAS been doing some modelling in the last few years.

  5. Eva Mendes Butt Tight Pants
    elephantman
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    WTF!

  6. Katherine Webb Butt Tight Jeans
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    Are there any bad photos of this woman? ‘Cause I’ve never seen one that wasn’t spectacular.

    • Yea, I don’t understand the shit Brent Musburger got over all of this: “What a beautiful woman, Whoa!”. Clearly one of his more astute observations.

  7. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    She looks great for a 40 year old mother. what? she’s 27?

    How do you spell that sad trombone sound?

  8. Shanna Moakler Cleavage
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    They let anyone into that place. They can try to class it up with a French name, but it has the same rules as any crack house — if you pay your bills, you’re good.

  9. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    Tight. No wasted space

  10. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
    har har har
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    I’m feeling lazy, sooo… “Suck my kiss.”

  11. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    here McFeely, just click play:
    http://www.sadtrombone.com/

  12. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    They made another of these shitpiles? Who the fuck keeps giving Adam Sandler money to make movies? Stop it! For fuck’s sake, just stop it!

  13. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    farrellthib
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    that ass makes me hungary!

  14. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Bending Over
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    Nice angle. Give that cameraman a Pulitzer. Or a boner. Whichever feels better.

  15. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    Sit back my friends, and I’ll tell you a tale
    A tale of a fateful trip
    that started in this tropic port
    aboard this tiny ship.

  16. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    I think the “S” stands for “super fat”.

  17. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    now watch this: If I aim it at that girl over there, her dress will drop off.

  18. Robert Downey Jr Susan Downey Ben Kingsley Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Ben Kingsley looks like one of those shitty CGI “vampires” from “I Am Legend.”

    By the way, Will Smith & Co. will burn in fucking hell forever for what they did to that story. I have that on very good authority.

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Old Hands Cleavage the Tiffany & Co Blue Book Ball
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    The face says Seattle Slew but the hands say Crypt Keeper.

  20. Anthony Kiedis Making Out With Chick
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    Vaguely grotesque and unsettling.

  21. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
    har har har
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    Yes, Tameeka. He DOES Exist.

  22. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
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    Looks like a blow-up doll. Acts like one, too.

  23. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    Cock Dr
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    No matter what photo I see of this woman she always looks as weathered as a piece of driftwood.

  24. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    Stacy
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    French fry…I smell a french fry back here.

  25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
    Little Tongue
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    “Kanye? Kaaanyeeeee? You can stop hiding now. I got my divorce. We can get married. Kanye? Kaaanyeeeee?”

  26. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    “Melissa, they just ran out of corndogs.”

    “Fuck. Hey, how’s that ex-husband of yours? You know the one I mean — the Nazi. And you had no idea he was a Nazi even though you were married. That one. How’s he doing?

  27. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
    jorge
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    IT’S A MAN BABY!!!

  28. Samantha Barks Cleavage See Through Dress Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    The body says “do me.”
    The teeth say “don’t ask for a blowjob.”

  29. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    “Hey, snipers — that’s your fucking cue!”

  30. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    Oh yea, that’s right… This is happening.

  31. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Garkle
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    Steve-O looks like shit

  32. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Butt Skinny Jeans Heels
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    Seriously, what are those stilettos made out of?!

  33. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Awkward photo-op, considering they broke up weeks ago.

  34. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    Maybe shouldn’t have taken such a hard line on salary with those Iron Man producers.

  35. Terrence Howard Santa Suit Best Man Holiday Set
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    So he has one white hand and one black hand, that’s peculiar.

  36. Paul Giamatti Bald Almost Christmas Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Auditioning for the part of Dr Evils ugly brother.

  37. Evan Rachel Wood Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly Juror Welcome Lunch Tribeca Film Festival
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    Pregnancy does amazing things to tits. Unfortunately, it also does stuff to the rest of the body — none of it good.

  38. Will.i.am Bow Tie Ridiculous Shoes BBC Radio 1
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    Nice bedazzled purse, goes great with everything else that looks gay.

  39. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
    TooCoo
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    As part of the build up to a Return of the Jedi 30th anniversary, A newly flesh toned Max Rebo is now making red carpet appearances.

  40. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Focus on the rack. Don’t stare too long at the face. It doesn’t improve with time.

  41. Tracy Morgan
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    You were funnier when you were fat.

  42. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
    Cock Dr
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    One of these things is not like the others.

  43. Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip Side Boob Iron Man 3 Premiere London
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    Excuse me miss…

  44. Lil Bub Mike Bridavsky Lil Bub & Friendz Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Brought It
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    Lil Bub… not Bubs

  45. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Boob Window Us Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event
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    How demure .. for a WHORE!

  46. Taylor Lautner David Spade Salma Hayek Adam Sandler Kevin James Grown Ups 2 Photocall 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    Now, everybody smile and say “PAYCHECK!!!”

  47. Zac Efron Swollen Broken Hand GMA
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    Thought bubble of the security guard “That little white boy is all mine later tonight. Mmmmmm mmmmmm.”

  48. Melissa McCarthy Sandra Bullock CinemaCon
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    It’s as if they’re twins and they take turns being the fat one…

  49. Chris Cornell Surprised Look 28th Annual Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
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    Holy shit, he just stole my soul.

  50. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Bending Over
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    What’s she doing? Changing a diaper? setting a table?

    Hah! just kidding, don’t care. titties!

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