The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.15.11

April 15th, 2011 // 609 Comments

Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So basically they’re doing God’s work.

In the meantime, if I haven’t said it enough before, your comments on these posts are the favorite part of my day, so sincere thanks to everyone who goes to town on these. Also, yes, this is just my way of buttering you up because this set doesn’t have a midget in it. Not all of them reveal themselves for Reese’s Pieces. Believe me, I’ve tried.

Auf Wiedersehen,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Cattrall
    Storm
    Commented on this photo:

    Release the Kraken!

  2. Kim Cattrall
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    “Hey Kim! Show us your War Horse face!”

  3. Samantha Ronson
    Chris
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    This one is just too easy.

  4. Kevin Costner
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    Hey Billy Ray! Buy a shirt that fits, retard!

  5. Corey Harrison
    JS4L
    Commented on this photo:

    Kesha?

  6. Kim Cattrall
    The Winchester
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    Shouldn’t Sarah Jessica Parker be there?

  7. Ke$ha
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care how many sequins you put on it, your fanny pack still makes you look like an idiot.

  8. Samantha Ronson
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    She does that every time she hears the word “carpet”.

  9. Corey Harrison
    josh
    Commented on this photo:

    I do think he is fat, But he always seemed fatter on the TV show

  10. Kevin Costner
    Mandi
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    His B cups are trying to make a break for it……. and that’s the least uncomfortable thing about this picture.

  11. Corey Harrison
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

  12. Kevin Federline
    mel
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like you could push him and he’d roll around like a weeble.

  13. Kevin Federline
    Chris
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    His appendages are being absorbed by his middle.

  14. Kevin Costner
    Storm
    Commented on this photo:

    A soul patch and button busting man boobs? I guess instead of a simple farmer Zack Snyder is re-imagining Pa Kent as a middle aged yuppie douche bag.

  15. Corey Harrison
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    He probably thinks D&G means “donuts & gravy”.

  16. Corey Harrison
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    Someone hasn’t gone swimming since the late 80′s – early 90′s.

  17. Corey Harrison
    Commented on this photo:

    More like “Lotsa Pot Lucks”. Amirite?

  18. Adam Ant
    The Winchester
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    Don’t drink, don’t smoke… What the hell’d you do?

  19. Adam Ant
    Yeezy's Son
    Commented on this photo:

    OK Johnny Depp we get it. You’re unique! So you can stop dressing like a flamboyant cowboy of questionable sexual orientation.

  20. Christie Brinkley
    Mandi
    Commented on this photo:

    HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

  21. Samantha Ronson
    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    Heeeere, pussy, pussy, pussy!

  22. MarkM

    What? Kevin Costner can’t afford to buy a shirt that fits? Seriously?!?

  23. Russell Brand
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    “If you do it inverted like this see…it feels like someone else is wanking it…..”

  24. Adam Ant
    Commented on this photo:

    It takes a real man to rock a “Huggie Bear – Johnny Depp in Brett Michaels Do-Rag” look.

  25. Dave Matthews
    The Bargoyle
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    Jim Belushi is looking pretty good

  26. Helena Bonham Carter
    Blueberry
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    word. egyptian.

  27. Adam Ant
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    I’m a cowboy…on a steel horse I ride… WTF?

  28. RoboZombie

    That Corey guy has a huge Front Butt…and Bieber is going to Hell for touching is wiener

  29. Kevin Federline
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    I smell an Izod endorsement on the way…. and bacon.

  30. Bob Barker
    Commented on this photo:

    More like they posed Bob Barker.

  31. Kevin Federline
    wtf?
    Commented on this photo:

    didn’t he used to be a dancer?

  32. Christie Brinkley
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    She’s looks great for her age, until you catch a glimpse of her crypt-keeper hands, always gives it away.

  33. Adam Ant
    RandaI
    Commented on this photo:

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Wrath of the Budget Cuts

  34. Ke$ha
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    All I can say is, thank god she’s wearing clothes!

  35. Kevin Federline
    Commented on this photo:

    Only one thing comes to mind. Ghostbusters.

  36. Kevin Federline
    Abigail
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought he knocked his girlfriend up, turns out she knocked him up.

  37. Corey Harrison
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    He’s just a victim of angles and weird shirts…….oh wait.

  38. Kevin Federline
    Snow J. Frost
    Commented on this photo:

    Socks and sandals?
    Is Britney money enough to retire already?

  39. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    As usual, Russell Brand answers questions by talking out his ass.

  40. Russell Brand
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    “My queef? It sounds like this.”

  41. Adam Ant
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks uniquely qualified to dispense medical device about mental health issues.

  42. Adam Ant
    Commented on this photo:

    Johnny Depp just gets weirder by the day.

  43. Adam Ant
    Commented on this photo:

    The bowling alley called; they still have your shoes.

  44. Justin Bieber
    Henry
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    “Oh! I think they’re dropping!”

  45. Bob Barker
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    What’s left out of this photo is that, seconds before it was taken the guy holding the dog took it off HIS neck.

  46. Dave Matthews
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    This is the guy that was driving the cab? Oh, wait, that was John Mayer. I get confused, because both their music sucks.

    • K Soze

      Right……

      I’m no Dave Matthews fanatic, but you’re fucking insane if you put his music in the same conversation as that douche bag Mayers.

      • DC Supreme

        And why is that? Sure, the music is vastly different as far as genre is concerned, but sucky music is sucky music.

    • Charmless Man

      HEY HEY HEY!!!

      One is played by douchey college students in the 90s.
      The other is played by douchey college students in the 00s.

      So one is older.

      SO different.

      • Annie

        Hey Hey Hey!!!

        You’re an idiot. Big difference between the two- wouldnt expect you to be able to ascertain that though, jackass

  47. Jim Belushi
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    Mr Clinton, what are your plans for that cigar?

  48. Adam Ant
    Commented on this photo:

    Robble robble?

  49. Dave Matthews
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a great ironic eyebrow.

  50. Jessica Lowndes
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Two words looking at that outfit….

    Stimulating conversation

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