The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.13.12

April 13th, 2012 // 501 Comments

True Story: Fish already made wallets of these.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never go ba– wait, that’s not how that goes, and Jennifer Nicole Lee heads to the set of Pain and Gain in which I assume she plays some sort of scientist.

Remember Aida Yespica? Well thanks to glorious Italian television, she’s today’s Final Five.

Bellissima!,

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  1. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    “No, no! I said ‘Hey is that guy BIGGER or what?’”

  2. Juliette Lewis Red Hair
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    This is like a really fucked up mashup of Peggy Bundy, Meatloaf, and that chick from that band who sang “I touch myself.”

  3. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    electricgrl
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    What the hell is Gollum doing at a movie premier?

  4. Leelee Sobieski
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    or Rumer Willis, you decide.

  5. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    Sup, ladies?

  6. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    She needs to wear her sunglasses at night!

  7. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
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    That drumstick looks kind of iffy, but at least she’s not getting choked out.

  8. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
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    So two hilarious means you have to marry Alec Baldwin? Good to know.

  9. Tara Reid
    electricgrl
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    Now THATS the Tara Reid we’ve all come to know…

  10. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
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    The face is crooked and she’s inexplicably wearing shorts under her skirt, but I’m going to allow it. I’d still like to see her naked.

  11. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    Just a regular day, out catching flies.

  12. Adam Goldberg Beard
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    Eddie still won’t go!

  13. Lake Bell Cleavage
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    So, Quagmire DOES have a kid. Diggity.

  14. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    “Now you got to tell me, does Wilfred really talk, or is it all hallucination?”

  15. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
    DeucePickle
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    I see he uses the Kelsey Grammer technique.

  16. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
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    Boy, and you thought the front row at a Gallagher concert got sprayed.

  17. Robert Wagner Katie Wagner
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    They look . . . natural . . . or embalmed . . . or both.

  18. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas Make Out
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    So all his money, and he uses a Flowbee?

  19. Tara Reid
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    And Tara realized she’s not even in the Post anymore. Waa waa.

  20. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    Hank E. Ring
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    No Mr. Wood, I don’t want any trouble with you…

  21. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
    DeucePickle
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    Seen here modelling the Malkovich Collection.

  22. Aida Yespica Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Sorta looks like Jessica Biel

  23. Adam Goldberg Beard
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    Blue coat. Black pants. Screw you, Goldberg.

  24. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    He’s just a little into grunge.

  25. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
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    “Psssst….Señora Del Ray, she looks dead, no?

  26. Lana Del Rey Bra Underwear See Through Shirt And Skirt
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    The lady in the back says it all, “BOOOORRRRIIINNGG”

  27. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    His tongue is short too.

  28. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    DeucePickle
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    You’re always a star when you’re buddies with the singer from Rascal Flatts.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    Are the three cop cars behind her all there for her or is she walking into a hostage situation?

  30. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
    BC
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    On this adventure, I’d bet against the hobbit,

  31. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
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    92 is the new 92.

  32. Peter Dinklage Sticking Tongue Out Knit Hat
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    They have a short photographer following him now?

  33. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
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    Another freebie offer.

  34. Lake Bell Cleavage
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    Double bagger, for sure.

  35. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
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    Oh hey!! I HAVE seen a Mickey Rooney movie! He was one of those guys that came out of the ground at the end of “Poltergeist,” right?

  36. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    LJ
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    I just looked him up on IMDB and this guy (who is 91) worked in three movies last year, has already done three movies this year and has another one in pre-production.

    Like any of us are going to be able to even stand up at 91, never mind go to work.

  37. Taylor Momsen Underwear High Kick
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    “Ah oh, that you? Who said that? Baby how you been…”

  38. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
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    Oh shit, I thought he died?? Well, he’s very close to it anyway.

  39. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    “Excuse me, but I have an Epi pen right here in my purse if you need some help with that bee sting swelling.”

  40. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    Frodo vs. Black Hulk.

  41. Dianna Agron
    Hank E. Ring
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    So Dianna, one more time, how did you get the job? Oh, yes, I get it.

  42. Jennifer Lopez Nipples Tight Dress American Idol
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    I see nipples. That’s good. I see belly button hole. That’s bad. Basically a wash.

  43. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
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    Is she broke or something? Why is she in public and trying to be relevant again? Can we pay her to go away?

  44. Mickey Rooney Angry Yelling
    Johnny P!
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    Hey kids! Let’s put on a show in the barn!

  45. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Bodybuilder
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    In the news: Gorilla escapes the Los Angeles County zoo.

  46. Madonna Underwear See Through Skirt
    nick
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    Truth:
    Her vaginal grip can crush a car.

    Dare:
    Fuck it.

  47. Tara Reid
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    That jacket has a smoother texture than her abdomen.

  48. Charlize Theron Sunglasses Police Escort
    Hank E. Ring
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    People who shop boots together, walk together.

  49. Maria Menounos Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    hH
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    omg… that belly ring thing is so stupid.

  50. Melody Thorton Breasts See Through Dress
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    Tranny face, cupcake tits. This is what scroll is for.

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