True Story: Fish already made wallets of these.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never go ba– wait, that’s not how that goes, and Jennifer Nicole Lee heads to the set of Pain and Gain in which I assume she plays some sort of scientist.
Remember Aida Yespica? Well thanks to glorious Italian television, she’s today’s Final Five.
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“No, no! I said ‘Hey is that guy BIGGER or what?’”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…well done!!!
This is like a really fucked up mashup of Peggy Bundy, Meatloaf, and that chick from that band who sang “I touch myself.”
Worst of each too.
What the hell is Gollum doing at a movie premier?
or Rumer Willis, you decide.
Sup, ladies?
She needs to wear her sunglasses at night!
That drumstick looks kind of iffy, but at least she’s not getting choked out.
So two hilarious means you have to marry Alec Baldwin? Good to know.
Now THATS the Tara Reid we’ve all come to know…
The face is crooked and she’s inexplicably wearing shorts under her skirt, but I’m going to allow it. I’d still like to see her naked.
I’m with ya. I think shes pretty cute. The shorts are an interesting touch.
I guess…
Just a regular day, out catching flies.
Eddie still won’t go!
So, Quagmire DOES have a kid. Diggity.
“Now you got to tell me, does Wilfred really talk, or is it all hallucination?”
I see he uses the Kelsey Grammer technique.
Boy, and you thought the front row at a Gallagher concert got sprayed.
They look . . . natural . . . or embalmed . . . or both.
She “died” her hair blonde so she wouldn’t be mistaken for Natalie by her (the one standing next to her.)
Throw in a fur or two and the swimsuit would be identical.
So all his money, and he uses a Flowbee?
And Tara realized she’s not even in the Post anymore. Waa waa.
No Mr. Wood, I don’t want any trouble with you…
Seen here modelling the Malkovich Collection.
Sorta looks like Jessica Biel
only with bigger jugs.
Blue coat. Black pants. Screw you, Goldberg.
He’s just a little into grunge.
“Psssst….Señora Del Ray, she looks dead, no?
The lady in the back says it all, “BOOOORRRRIIINNGG”
His tongue is short too.
You’re always a star when you’re buddies with the singer from Rascal Flatts.
Are the three cop cars behind her all there for her or is she walking into a hostage situation?
Apparently, crime in Miami has fallen to nothing.
She’s going to be arrested for a crime of fashion! hahahaha!
On this adventure, I’d bet against the hobbit,
92 is the new 92.
And/or: 92 is the old 92.
They have a short photographer following him now?
Another freebie offer.
Double bagger, for sure.
Hefty Steel Sack maybe
Oh hey!! I HAVE seen a Mickey Rooney movie! He was one of those guys that came out of the ground at the end of “Poltergeist,” right?
I just looked him up on IMDB and this guy (who is 91) worked in three movies last year, has already done three movies this year and has another one in pre-production.
Like any of us are going to be able to even stand up at 91, never mind go to work.
so what you’re saying is that even his career is hotter right now than lindsay lohan’s?
Plus.. he knocked up Betty White!! STUD!!
“Ah oh, that you? Who said that? Baby how you been…”
haha
Dammit, I had to sing that line out loud 4 times before I got it.
Oh shit, I thought he died?? Well, he’s very close to it anyway.
you are probably thinking of Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H and the originial dragnet series. i know he died a month or ago or so.
Maybe I’m thinking of Andy Rooney. I don’t know…but some Rooney outta die. Or am I thinking of Mitt Romney??? Someone’s gotta go!!
“Excuse me, but I have an Epi pen right here in my purse if you need some help with that bee sting swelling.”
Frodo vs. Black Hulk.
So Dianna, one more time, how did you get the job? Oh, yes, I get it.
I see nipples. That’s good. I see belly button hole. That’s bad. Basically a wash.
Is she broke or something? Why is she in public and trying to be relevant again? Can we pay her to go away?
Hey kids! Let’s put on a show in the barn!
In the news: Gorilla escapes the Los Angeles County zoo.
Truth:
Her vaginal grip can crush a car.
Dare:
Fuck it.
That jacket has a smoother texture than her abdomen.
or her face.
People who shop boots together, walk together.
omg… that belly ring thing is so stupid.
Tranny face, cupcake tits. This is what scroll is for.