The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

April 12th, 2013 // 390 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the word ‘Renesmee’ in that comment section, I’m going to turn this car around. There’s also Andy Dick with another one of HIS CHILDREN??!!11, Ke$ha looking not at all amphibian, and Tara Reid appearing sober and standing upright unaided.

Wait, is that Ed Harris with Jennifer Nicole Lee? *throws up white towel,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    That must be a fucking enormous TV.

  2. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    Truer words have never been printed. She’s fucked damn near everything.

  3. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    Wonderful, she’s mastered flight… Now we have flying midgets…

  4. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    meeps!
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    You’re doing it wrong.

  5. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    Does her phone cover say “Cunt” on it.?

  6. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    I’m intrigued… go on.

  7. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
    S_G
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    Pregnancy gave her a new power : attending events in the future :)

  8. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    Seen here during her weekly trips to inner city public bathrooms, she takes pictures of potential candidates and their urinary abilities…

  9. Busta Rhymes Flexing LAX
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    Oh God!

    My white brain said “RUN!” for a second.

  10. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    This kid could murder infants and be pardoned solely on his genetic heritage…

  11. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Joe Blow
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    Vlad: “Yeah, so I like fucking midgets. So what?”

  12. Jason Segel Riding Scooter
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    How does he keep the pussy away?

  13. Uma Thurman Bra See Through Shirt If She Can See It, She Can Be It! Screening
    Miss Moppet
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    Whoah someone had a little too much botox. Her forhead is tighter than the closeups of her feet in Kil Bill.

  14. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    Hey, Klitschko, do they always act like that after their “protein injections?”
    Hayden Panettiere — Never goes on a date without her Klit.”

  15. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    What a couple of dicks

  16. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    She overinflated her fake belly.

  17. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    “Mr Secretary, you’re rich and powerful but, this is what I go home to every night, so that’s not happening…”

  18. Heather Locklear Ava Sambora Cleavage Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    You know you’re old when the members of Bon Jovi are old enough to be grandparents

  19. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
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    “Did that olive just move??”

  20. Jenna Bush Pregnant Belly
    JC
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    Who knew that “slack-jawed confusion” was genetic?

    • Ayn Rand (taking a break from sucking Satan's cock... as you do)

      Thank goodness she didn’t have any male siblings although her husband hails from a different inbred Republican clan. No doubt about it, this child will be a very special little cretin. Born with a silver spoon in his ass (Bush women have a tradition of breech-births).

  21. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    “Look, what’s it gonna take? A BJ? A handjob? What?”

  22. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    At first glance, it might seem Mike is trying to jokingly re-create infamous ear biting incident but in reality, he got wind that Charlie Sheen is made of pure coke…

  23. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
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    “Hey, you ignorant twat! Sunglasses are supposed to be worn over your eyes, NOT over your mouth. Although if it keeps your fucking piehole closed, it might be a fortuitous mistake.”

  24. Peter Dinklage Goatee Knit Hat Matilda The Musical Opening Night
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    his shoes are major scuffed up.

    probably from all the kicked ass.

  25. Angelina Jolie John Kerry G8 Summit
    Tiggles
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    Jolie: “Agents Jay-Z and Beyonce got busted in Cuba! Pretend like you don’t know anything, until Commander Johansson makes it to the beach in her bikini.”

    Kerry: “Hunh?”

  26. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    Now THAT’S talent!

  27. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    Kurt, buddy… Tell me the name of your optometrist… I promise I’ll make it quick.

  28. Alesha Dixon Making Out With Amanda Holden In Front Of Simon Cowell Britains Got Talent Press Launch
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    Thought Bubble: “Ooooh yeah, kiss her mouth. Now tongue! C’mon, use your tongue. Oh my god, now grab her tits and pull her top off…”

  29. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    She looks pretty rugged in purple!

  30. Ed Harris Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandex Dress Pain & Gain Premiere
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    I see the Pain part…

  31. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
    GenYgirl
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    To continue making me want to just give up, this woman is going to not only be over twice my age and 50 times more attractive than me, but PREGNANT, over twice my age and 50 times more attractive than me.

  32. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
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    This suitcase full of coke isn’t going to unload itself!

  33. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    In this instance she doesn’t look so good in black either.

  34. Halle Berry Baby Bump The Call Premiere
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    Ok, I’ll say it. Halley Berry is faking her pregnancy while a surrogate bears yet another baby for her. In reality her 46 year old womb was a barren desert in which Oliver Martinez seed could find no purchase.

  35. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    Ha, ha! Look how funny I am! I’m mocking the time I bit off another humans ear! Aren’t I amusing?

  36. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
    GenYgirl
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    Nobody has confirmed that he isn’t just renting corn-fed-looking kids and telling photo agencies that they’re his children, right?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      There’s a better chance that Michael Jackson’s kids are related to him than these kids being Andy Dick’s.

  37. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    That singing guy from the FreeCreditReport.com commercials is Andy Dick’s son?

  38. Mike Tyson Biting Charlie Sheen Ear Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    “Ha, ha! Look how funny I am! I’m mocking the time I bit off another humans ear! Aren’t I amusing? Now bend over Charlie and I’ll mock some other things I’ve done in my past!”

  39. Ke$ha Legs Short Shorts Jimmy Kimmel Live!
    GenYgirl
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    She looks okay if you can’t really see any of her.

  40. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    Why does he have a left scarecrow arm?

    • After breaking out of the Fox River State Penitentiary, Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell got his hand chopped off by a fellow escapee. Later on, to avoid detection and re-imprisonment, he underwent one of the most successful plastic surgery/skin-darkening treatments of all time.

  41. Andy Dick With Son Scary Movie 5 Premiere
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    I’m still amazed that he somehow figured out how to fuck some guy in the ass and end up with children.

  42. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt Kurt Russell Full Beard LAX
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    Looks like SOMEBODY just made the Mile High Club!

  43. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Tiggles
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    Why does it feel like they broke into someone else’s house to take this picture?

  44. Kris Jenner Queen Of Fucking Everything Phone Case
    Tiggles
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    Label typo – should read “Queen of Everything Fucked”

  45. Lori McCreary Morgan Freeman Glove Producers Guild Of America Digital VIP Gala
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    Everything is cool so long as Morgan Freeman doesn’t take off his bitch-slapping glove.

  46. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    See? She’s not hurt at all…she loves it! Can’t live without it.

  47. Tara Reid Drunk Taxi LAX
    Frank Burns
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    “Ms. Reid please, just shut up, put the bags in the trunk, and drive the guy to his hotel.”

  48. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko Twitter
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    That’s how you know you’ve made it. You’ve got a hot little starlet GF and you both decide to keep a second cutie around.

  49. Whitney Port Buttcheeks Jeans Shorts
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    Never occurred to me that “tall” could ever be a way to describe a woman’s ass.

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