Yesterday, we posted Chris Brown deciding which Lamborghini to drive, so today we’re posting what he’s going to drive said Lamborghini into. “Bitch, I told you about showing me them titties!”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an eyebrow-less Zachary Quinto which begs the question, is he even truly alive now? Arnold Schwarzenegger looking for action. Fez also looking for action, except at a high school. Sean Penn practically served up on a silver platter for all the Republicans who hated that I pointed out Andrew Breitbart was nothing more than a coked-up carnival barker and Julianne Moore who apparently played Sarah Palin as a side-yam-showing Peter Pan with a quasi-death-face. This is why you need HBO.
Second star to the right, and straight on ’till morning – or just show me a nip,
- The Superficial