The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.9.12

March 9th, 2012 // 563 Comments

Yesterday, we posted Chris Brown deciding which Lamborghini to drive, so today we’re posting what he’s going to drive said Lamborghini into. “Bitch, I told you about showing me them titties!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an eyebrow-less Zachary Quinto which begs the question, is he even truly alive now? Arnold Schwarzenegger looking for action. Fez also looking for action, except at a high school. Sean Penn practically served up on a silver platter for all the Republicans who hated that I pointed out Andrew Breitbart was nothing more than a coked-up carnival barker and Julianne Moore who apparently played Sarah Palin as a side-yam-showing Peter Pan with a quasi-death-face. This is why you need HBO.

Second star to the right, and straight on ’till morning – or just show me a nip,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sean Penn Bald Thinning Hair
    M
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    Gotta do a better job of combing over the bald spot…

  2. Zachary Quinto Shaved Eyebrows Spock Star Trek
    Nutterbutter
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    Ooooo this explains all the Richard Greico pictures: he has cancer.

  3. Ali Lohan Skinny Tight Jeans
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    Joey Ramone if he was a girl that grew up in LA and had a bottle of Absolute for a mom.

  4. Goldie Hawn Sunglasses
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    “AFLAC!!”

  5. Helena Bonham Carter Tired Hat Crazy Clothes
    Hugh Jass
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    Isn’t this Johnny Depp AS Helena Bonham Carter?

  6. JWoww Butt Tight Pants Snooki Pregnant Engaged
    Lunch
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    Lol the dogs attacking her

  7. Shannon Tweed Panty Flash Cleavage
    Hugh Jass
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    Welcome to the jungle

  8. Angelina Jolie
    He
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    “mind the stepchildren” You know?

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars
    Candid
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    bitcch needs to stop

  10. JWoww Butt Tight Pants Snooki Pregnant Engaged
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    “Look out, that fat bitch is loaded with disease.”
    “Oh, my dog’s had her shots.”
    “Who said anything about the dog?”

  11. Ali Lohan Skinny Tight Jeans
    He
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    Stems.. in the bushes I mean

  12. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Hugh Jass
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    That’s the weirdest shaped head right after Rumer Willis and Tila Tequila

  13. Zachary Quinto Shaved Eyebrows Spock Star Trek
    Colin
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    He doesn’t spit OR swallow.

  14. Flame on

    greasy ass canuba oil forehead

  15. Chris Hemsworth Throwing Punches Leather Jacket Rush
    Colin
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    Amazing the difference a beard can make. Just look at Tom Cruise.

  16. Zachary Quinto Shaved Eyebrows Spock Star Trek
    EricLr
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    Prepping for his role in the upcoming movie “Adam Sandler: From Fame to Fat”

  17. Ali Lohan Skinny Tight Jeans
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    done in one.

  18. Angelina Jolie
    Ganja Din
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    My prayers have been answered… it’s The Angelina Jolie Inflatable Sex-Skeleton.

  19. Ali Lohan Skinny Tight Jeans
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    “Hey Pete! Pete Wentz!”

  20. Kristen Bell
    EricLr
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    Now that I finally have the Amulet of Ra, no man will ever tell me I’m fugly again!!!

  21. Sean Penn Bald Thinning Hair
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    ” Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.” Boy have they.

    • Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.” (God has it)
      Turn around bright eyes
      Every now and then I fall apart (God have you!)

  22. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    Is this another one of those “Guess the tranny” episodes of the Montel Williams show?

  23. Wilmer Valderrama Scarf
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    BUSTED! And he knows it too! I wouldn’t be caught dead in those boots.

  24. Rumer Willis Butt Short Shorts Cowboy Boots
    Ganja Din
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    Legs up to her chin or should I say chin down to her legs?

  25. Chris Hemsworth Throwing Punches Leather Jacket Rush
    EricLr
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    Where’s Oates?

  26. Jon Hamm Suit
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    “New York, Paris, London, Munich, everybody talkin’ bout..POP MUZIK.”

  27. JWoww Butt Tight Pants Snooki Pregnant Engaged
    EricLr
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    That’s a smart bitch.

  28. Sean Penn Bald Thinning Hair
    Richard McBeef
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    Pippa?

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    EricLr
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    Holy shit, SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!!!! THE HEAD!!!!

  30. Helena Bonham Carter Tired Hat Crazy Clothes
    Ganja Din
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    Uh-oh, my Mary Poppins fantasy has reared it’s head again…

  31. Rumer Willis Butt Short Shorts Cowboy Boots
    fartbucket
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    Anyone old and Canadian enough to remember the Kids in the Hall knows exactly what two prostitutes I’m thinking of right now.

  32. Angelina Jolie
    downdowndown
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    open mouth insert….leg

  33. Angelina Jolie
    EricLr
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    Do you realize what sacrifices I’ve made? I’ve seen countries so poor that they best they could do was a 3-Star hotel! A THREE STAR HOTEL! Can you *believe* that?!?!?

  34. Shannon Tweed Panty Flash Cleavage
    downdowndown
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    Interior design fail. Carpet/drapes mismatch.

  35. Gil Bellow Bald Creepy Moustache
    EricLr
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    Did he tell his stylist to give him the Dabney Coleman?

  36. Ali Lohan Skinny Tight Jeans
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    In every picture of a tree near a bush there is always Luke Walton holding multiple cups of coffee and saying it all with his 4 inch S&M heels.

  37. Ali Lohan Skinny Tight Jeans
    Ganja Din
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    Somebody get that fatty a gastric bypass STAT!

  38. Ali Lohan Skinny Tight Jeans
    Colin
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    Michael Cera is in the stupidest movies.

  39. Julianne Moore Side Boob Game Change
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure that’s the borg queen from Star Trek: First Contact

  40. Jon Hamm Suit
    downdowndown
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    Dressing conservatively, I see. On the right.

  41. Rihanna Topless Twitter
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    In a just world, that would be Chris Brown’s shrunken head on a stick.

  42. Angelina Jolie
    zita
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    “I think it’s unfair he’s getting so much recognition. I was abducting children before it was cool”

  43. Sean Penn Bald Thinning Hair
    Ganja Din
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    As bad as it is, it’s still better than seeing him from the front.

  44. Sean Penn Bald Thinning Hair
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    Just jump already.

  45. Wilmer Valderrama Scarf
    EricLr
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    He’s been so lonely since the high schools started posting his picture at the entrance.

  46. Goldie Hawn Sunglasses
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    So is she the UK’s David Hasselhoff?

  47. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Any Guy
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    when the one on the far left finally lets out her gut, she’s gonna knock the other 3 into next week.

  48. JWoww Butt Tight Pants Snooki Pregnant Engaged
    Rooster
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    That dog has a strange asshole.

    • Yeah, it seems too far from the tail, weird….

      • Cornbread

        Her pooper is right underneath her tail. The other hole is the dog’s lady bits…when you let a female go into heat, instead of having her spayed, that’s what it looks like. We nicknamed our dog “Suction Cup” for that very reason.

        Bob Barker was right.

    • Your Momma's Valtrex

      Where do you see Snooki’s asshole?

  49. Jon Hamm Suit
    jim
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    i see camel toe

  50. Zachary Quinto Shaved Eyebrows Spock Star Trek
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    Nice eyebrows, Gaga.

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