Yesterday, we posted Chris Brown deciding which Lamborghini to drive, so today we’re posting what he’s going to drive said Lamborghini into. “Bitch, I told you about showing me them titties!”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an eyebrow-less Zachary Quinto which begs the question, is he even truly alive now? Arnold Schwarzenegger looking for action. Fez also looking for action, except at a high school. Sean Penn practically served up on a silver platter for all the Republicans who hated that I pointed out Andrew Breitbart was nothing more than a coked-up carnival barker and Julianne Moore who apparently played Sarah Palin as a side-yam-showing Peter Pan with a quasi-death-face. This is why you need HBO.
Second star to the right, and straight on ’till morning – or just show me a nip,
- The Superficial
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Gotta do a better job of combing over the bald spot…
Ooooo this explains all the Richard Greico pictures: he has cancer.
Joey Ramone if he was a girl that grew up in LA and had a bottle of Absolute for a mom.
20, 20, 20-four hours ago… I used to be a lady.
“AFLAC!!”
winner.
Isn’t this Johnny Depp AS Helena Bonham Carter?
Too much Benny and Joon in one outfit … overload ….
Lol the dogs attacking her
Welcome to the jungle
very little fun, very dangerous games.
“mind the stepchildren” You know?
bitcch needs to stop
“Look out, that fat bitch is loaded with disease.”
“Oh, my dog’s had her shots.”
“Who said anything about the dog?”
Stems.. in the bushes I mean
That’s the weirdest shaped head right after Rumer Willis and Tila Tequila
He doesn’t spit OR swallow.
greasy ass canuba oil forehead
Amazing the difference a beard can make. Just look at Tom Cruise.
Prepping for his role in the upcoming movie “Adam Sandler: From Fame to Fat”
done in one.
My prayers have been answered… it’s The Angelina Jolie Inflatable Sex-Skeleton.
“Hey Pete! Pete Wentz!”
Now that I finally have the Amulet of Ra, no man will ever tell me I’m fugly again!!!
LOL!!!!
” Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.” Boy have they.
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.” (God has it)
Turn around bright eyes
Every now and then I fall apart (God have you!)
Is this another one of those “Guess the tranny” episodes of the Montel Williams show?
My thoughts exactly.
BUSTED! And he knows it too! I wouldn’t be caught dead in those boots.
Legs up to her chin or should I say chin down to her legs?
Nice
Where’s Oates?
He’s out of touch.
+1000000000
“New York, Paris, London, Munich, everybody talkin’ bout..POP MUZIK.”
Delightfully (semi) obscure… Kudos to you.
More like: “I’ll talk to ya later, don’t want to hear it again tonight.”
That’s a smart bitch.
Pippa?
Holy shit, SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!!!! THE HEAD!!!!
Uh-oh, my Mary Poppins fantasy has reared it’s head again…
Anyone old and Canadian enough to remember the Kids in the Hall knows exactly what two prostitutes I’m thinking of right now.
hahahhahhahhahhahahaa
Nice. Anybody know how to get root beer off of a computer screen?
fantastic!
Man… I remember the chicken lady, the “crushing your head” guy, but not the prostitutes :( But hey! Wasn’t Brain Candy just the best canadian movie EVER? :)
Oh Jerry whatever do you mean Jerry?
open mouth insert….leg
Do you realize what sacrifices I’ve made? I’ve seen countries so poor that they best they could do was a 3-Star hotel! A THREE STAR HOTEL! Can you *believe* that?!?!?
Im sure she has done a shit load more than you have or ever will for the world…She has seen 3rd world countries, not 3 star hotels.
+1, atheist philanthropists FTW.
Interior design fail. Carpet/drapes mismatch.
Did he tell his stylist to give him the Dabney Coleman?
In every picture of a tree near a bush there is always Luke Walton holding multiple cups of coffee and saying it all with his 4 inch S&M heels.
Somebody get that fatty a gastric bypass STAT!
Michael Cera is in the stupidest movies.
I’m pretty sure that’s the borg queen from Star Trek: First Contact
Heh – she does look like the Borg queen. Yay for Star Trek!
Dressing conservatively, I see. On the right.
In a just world, that would be Chris Brown’s shrunken head on a stick.
yes!
“I think it’s unfair he’s getting so much recognition. I was abducting children before it was cool”
As bad as it is, it’s still better than seeing him from the front.
Just jump already.
He’s been so lonely since the high schools started posting his picture at the entrance.
So is she the UK’s David Hasselhoff?
when the one on the far left finally lets out her gut, she’s gonna knock the other 3 into next week.
That dog has a strange asshole.
Yeah, it seems too far from the tail, weird….
Her pooper is right underneath her tail. The other hole is the dog’s lady bits…when you let a female go into heat, instead of having her spayed, that’s what it looks like. We nicknamed our dog “Suction Cup” for that very reason.
Bob Barker was right.
Where do you see Snooki’s asshole?
i see camel toe
We need a whole new category for what those pants are doing to this man’s genitals. I say we call it a Cincinnati Split Mooseknuckle.
Hammeltoe
It’s called “camel joe”
Mameltoe
Camelbro
Nice eyebrows, Gaga.