There might be a theme here.
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Not half as hot as she thinks she is.
Yes she is.
Looks more like she’s headed to the bathroom.
Every shit is an emergency
“Shouldn’t have had that taco.”
Wow what a supreme BEAUTY. I’M FLOORED.
I like her rug burned knees
Obvious penis is obvious
Love the scum look from the platinum haired chick in the back ground. Women are so nice to each other. LOL
Each boob is worth $30 million.
She kind of looks like Sarah Chalke from that angle.
Because of those boobs, Brett Farve became the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to record his own sack.
Good lord, that makes my week.
thank you for not leaving us with a Chris Brown article.
I agree, there’s far more important crap than asshole Chris Brown! IVANKA I’d do over Paris, KK, and most of the other slut whores, in a heartbeat! You can at least have an intelligent conversation with her, after banging her, silly!
if chris brown is such an asshole why do yall keep writing about him?.. you people need to get off his dick!
Mexican Katie Holmes is sorta pretty.
+1 (for the Mexican Katie Holmes part)
Sorta being the key word.
except that she’s not Mexican…she is Filipina, Chinese,and Spanish (Mom’s side,) Irish and American Indian (Dad’s side).
just lift it a little higher…
The most disgusting woman in our country.
Snooki doesnt count – she is an Ewok.
so that is her favorte position.
Alicia Silverstone, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!
i bet her pussy just reeks, and not in the good way…
,,, there’s a good way?
That’s all I need. Back in five.
Fire Marshall Bill?
Stuffing two baseballs under a flap of skin does not make you attractive.
Those things are harder than the dicks she sucks.
I’d be happy to smack them around with my bat (if you know what I mean and I think you do!).
don’t mean to be picky but one of them looks kinda square..
And the theme ends abruptly…
no nipples= FUCK YOU
Is that a dildo strapped to her leg?
At last! a breath of fresh air… and hotness.
If that kid where shorter we should have a better look
So far so good
Yea the dentist, she’s gotta keep that mouth in shape. God knows that cooch is wrecked!
Yep, got to keep the snaggletooth in check so she can get some action.
Who’s this? Her tits are nice, but I don’t recognize them.
Doutzen Kroes. She is fantastic.
I think the theme was tits in general, not necessarily bigguns ;)
There you go! you’ll have to crap in the hot chicks post
sup JWWoW before the surgery
Well , this make up for the last three fails
Emmy Rossum (to makeup artist): You missed a spot.
Makeup Artist: No. No, I didn’t.
Pure humor! An actual JOKE! Thank you, Beatnik.
Sometimes when you see a titty, you just want to touch that titty. But when you try to touch that titty you end up getting maced. what’s up with that?
In some countries, troops are trained to withstand that stuff…so should you.
So long as it’s not the bear mace they give surveyors, there’s no resisting that shit.
Good lord, that makes my week!
A remembrance for the days when we used to see tits.
AMEN – and she’s not making some stupid fucking annoying as hell face like katy perry always does…damn how I would ruin that smart-ass bitch
‘some stupid fucking annoying as hell face’
Hey, when a person is ‘stupid fucking annoying as hell’, the face goes with it. Unfortunately.
I wonder is she makes that face when she’s banging Russell Brand. I wonder if he can keep it up when she does.
I love pornstars. As long as they are not crazy Charlies porn stars.
Weathered like driftwood.
She looks like a swooping albatross about to pluck a fish out of the sea. With tits.
I’m guessing this is what females look like on E.T.’s home planet.
“No that wasn’t a beaver you saw under there! You silly girl!”
It’s like she’s wrapped in leather.
How about some fucking captions? You know, so we can figure out who the fuck these people are?
On the right, Joe.
Oops… my AdBlocker was working overtime and blocked that too..
Thanks for the tip.
Pushed up tits.
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