The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.25.11

March 25th, 2011 // 154 Comments

There might be a theme here.

Happy Friday,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jenn Sterger
    [sputtering]
    Commented on this photo:

    Not half as hot as she thinks she is.

  2. Kate Gosselin
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like she’s headed to the bathroom.

  3. Blake Lively
    MrsEllis
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    Wow what a supreme BEAUTY. I’M FLOORED.

  4. Ivanka Trump
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her rug burned knees

  5. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Obvious penis is obvious

  6. LIberal

    Love the scum look from the platinum haired chick in the back ground. Women are so nice to each other. LOL

  7. Ivanka Trump
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Each boob is worth $30 million.

  8. Jenn Sterger
    Double D
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    Because of those boobs, Brett Farve became the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to record his own sack.

  9. Blake Lively
    Atomic Punk
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    Good lord, that makes my week.

  10. thank you for not leaving us with a Chris Brown article.

    • What next, CHRIS BROWN President?

      I agree, there’s far more important crap than asshole Chris Brown! IVANKA I’d do over Paris, KK, and most of the other slut whores, in a heartbeat! You can at least have an intelligent conversation with her, after banging her, silly!

      • Logan

        if chris brown is such an asshole why do yall keep writing about him?.. you people need to get off his dick!

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Leaked Photos
    Double D
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    Mexican Katie Holmes is sorta pretty.

  12. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    just lift it a little higher…

  13. Kate Gosselin
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    The most disgusting woman in our country.
    Snooki doesnt count – she is an Ewok.

  14. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    so that is her favorte position.

  15. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    Alicia Silverstone, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!

  16. Kate Gosselin
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    i bet her pussy just reeks, and not in the good way…

  17. The Pope of Cleveland

    That’s all I need. Back in five.

  18. Jessie Jane
    Jackie
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    Fire Marshall Bill?

  19. Jessie Jane
    Horrible
    Commented on this photo:

    Stuffing two baseballs under a flap of skin does not make you attractive.

    Those things are harder than the dicks she sucks.

    http://straight.skinindex.com/archives/2007/02/jesse_jane_playboy_pictures.php

  20. Allesandra Ambrosio
    Uncle Caw-yin
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    And the theme ends abruptly…

  21. Hugh Gentry

    no nipples= FUCK YOU

  22. Allesandra Ambrosio
    Tay
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a dildo strapped to her leg?

  23. Blake Lively
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    At last! a breath of fresh air… and hotness.

  24. Ivanka Trump
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    If that kid where shorter we should have a better look

  25. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    So far so good

  26. Kate Gosselin
    CC
    Commented on this photo:

    Yea the dentist, she’s gotta keep that mouth in shape. God knows that cooch is wrecked!

  27. Minerva Smelibut

    I.want.Blake

  28. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    sva1994
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s this? Her tits are nice, but I don’t recognize them.

  29. Allesandra Ambrosio
    Quaqmire
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the theme was tits in general, not necessarily bigguns ;)

  30. Kate Gosselin
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    There you go! you’ll have to crap in the hot chicks post

  31. Emmy Rossum
    SFord
    Commented on this photo:

    sup JWWoW before the surgery

  32. Allesandra Ambrosio
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Well , this make up for the last three fails

  33. JWoww
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    Motorboat.

  34. Emmy Rossum
    Beatnik
    Commented on this photo:

    Emmy Rossum (to makeup artist): You missed a spot.
    Makeup Artist: No. No, I didn’t.

  35. Blake Lively
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    BOOBIES!

  36. Richard McBeef

    Sometimes when you see a titty, you just want to touch that titty. But when you try to touch that titty you end up getting maced. what’s up with that?

    • cc

      In some countries, troops are trained to withstand that stuff…so should you.

      So long as it’s not the bear mace they give surveyors, there’s no resisting that shit.

  37. Atomic Punk

    Good lord, that makes my week!

  38. LJ

    Finally!!!!!!!

    A remembrance for the days when we used to see tits.

    Nice touch.

    • Celebs are shit-eaters

      AMEN – and she’s not making some stupid fucking annoying as hell face like katy perry always does…damn how I would ruin that smart-ass bitch

      • cc

        ‘some stupid fucking annoying as hell face’

        Hey, when a person is ‘stupid fucking annoying as hell’, the face goes with it. Unfortunately.

        I wonder is she makes that face when she’s banging Russell Brand. I wonder if he can keep it up when she does.

  39. Jessie Jane
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    I love pornstars. As long as they are not crazy Charlies porn stars.

  40. JWoww
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Weathered like driftwood.

  41. Ivanka Trump
    Storm
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    She looks like a swooping albatross about to pluck a fish out of the sea. With tits.

  42. JWoww
    Cpc23
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m guessing this is what females look like on E.T.’s home planet.

  43. Ivanka Trump
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    “No that wasn’t a beaver you saw under there! You silly girl!”

  44. JWoww
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like she’s wrapped in leather.

  45. Blake Lively
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    How about some fucking captions? You know, so we can figure out who the fuck these people are?

  46. Blake Lively
    Commented on this photo:

    Hippie tits.

  47. Ivanka Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    Rich tits.

  48. Emmy Rossum
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    Perky tits.

  49. Jenn Sterger
    Commented on this photo:

    Pushed up tits.

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