The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.22.13

March 22nd, 2013 // 294 Comments

“Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto for Serena Williams. Then there’s the most fearsome gang in Hollywood and finally, this pic JLo put on Twitter that would be totally ridiculous if she’d ever made a movie where the message was essentially, if a man beats you, you learn kickboxing, wait, then violently kill him.

Could you even imagine?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    Not to be nosy but uhmmm Drake… Not good nursing a semi while on TV… Not for this show anyway..

  2. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    DAUYMMM.. That is all…

  3. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
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    He’s either an RV salesman or about to kidnap some kids with an unmarked van…

  4. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
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    Pretty sure only Bill Gates could afford a 3 way with them…

  5. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
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    They’re just out for her morning rounds of “Punch the great white shark”….
    Does wonders for the shoulders..

  6. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    Holy you’re old enough to be her great grandfather, Batman!

  7. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    would watch fuck.

  8. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    For a second I thought Ashley Judd merged with her sister Wynona…

  9. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
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    You know Tiger hit that, right?

    • I’m thinking the opposite. I’m thinking the whole banging-waitresses-in-the-parking-lot thing began when he found out that Elin was never going to let him have a three-way with her sister.

    • lawn

      Why would he bop someone who looks just like his wife, especially considering he didn’t like her very much. Elin, that is.

      • I used to work for a guy whose wife was a twin and before they got married he was poking both of them. I asked him why he selected the one he did and he said, “Her tits are bigger.” That is so fucking heart-warming…

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        Brought a tear to my eye, that did.

  10. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
    B&WMinstrel
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    And still I know the look on that kid’s face ‘Would it hurt to get up and make me a sandwich?’

  11. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
    B&WMinstrel
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    The last woman has been escorted off the premises and The Masters is ready to begin.

  12. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
    alex
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    rollergirl can still bring it!

  13. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    *ring ring* Hi. This is Jon Hamm’s penis. Um, just because Mad Men have me “under wraps” doesn’t mean you can steal my penis thunder. I was free ballin’ when you were in diapers. I’m watching you. *click*

  14. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    Can we get this gang to rumble (and I mean that in the most feminine way possible) with Chris Brown’s gang?

  15. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    Yes. I will buy all your Girl Scout cookies. Bring them to my house, around the back.

  16. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Uhmmm Yay?

  17. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
    alex
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    Didn’t Poison Ivy have a green-themed costume?

  18. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    “Sweety, you can’t audition for the roles of Joker and Catwoman at the same time…”

  19. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
    BP
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    Guess which kid belongs to Tiger, duh!

  20. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
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    “No problem, little missy. As you probably know, I ride em hard, and put em away wet.”

  21. John Mayer Stupid Hat Posing With Fan
    BP
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    Thought that short fat chick was Kourtney Kardashian…..

  22. Serena Williams Cleavage Sony Ericsson Open
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    “YESSSSSSS!!! 31 years and I finally got my period!!!
    I knew those hormones would work!!!!”

  23. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
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    “OMG…my tay-tays are in stereo now!”

  24. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    Carb face

  25. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    BP
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    Gwampa, I wont to swim in da oshun, okay?

  26. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
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    Drake, a potato is lunch, not suit stuffing.

  27. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
    BP
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    What happened to Heather’s big tits?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Hollyweird sucked the life out of them. She’s yet to reinflate them with silicon.

  28. Elin Nordegren Twin Sister Josefin Nordegren
    Inner Retard
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    Great idea, Josefin. You stay here, I go circle the field. Anywhere she looks she’ll see us. We’ll keep Lindsey in the car forever.

  29. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
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    “Thanks conservatives – you made this all possible.” *pulls his pants up*

  30. Drake Bell Crotch Bulge Small Bathing Suit Splash Practice
    BettyBoop
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    I didn’t know John Hamm was on this show.

  31. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    Porky Longstocking.

  32. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
    Left Tit
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    “Boom, that’s a fart mother fucker!”

  33. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
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    I’m so proud, the biggest piece of shit to ever come out of my enormous ass, has achieved so much!

  34. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    This is hot….in Russia (circa 1980′s)

  35. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Love Is Heroic Annual Spring Benefit For Unlikely Heroes
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    I want to murder her vagina.

    Hey, I get it now!!

  36. Jaden Smith Standing On Heat Lamp
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    Drone strikes on US citizens? In this case, I’m completely for it.

  37. Christian Bale Balding Weight Gain Amy Adams Untitled David O Russell Abscam Project
    BP
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    Is that “elephantman’s dad”? Nerd!

  38. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
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    Know how I know he’s rich?

  39. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    I love the Plumpy and Lumpy swim suit line.

  40. Rupert Murdock Wetsuit Wendi Murdock Bikini Boat
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can’t believe a young woman would marry an old man for money! I would never . . . Oh, wait.” – Courtney Stodden

  41. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    Ugh…more like Carnie Asada Wilson

  42. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.

  43. Carnie Wilson Fat
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    Some day somebody’s gonna make you want to turn around and say *BLARRGHH*

  44. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Why do I get the felling that “splash” isn’t going to make one.

  45. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    BOING! SPLAT!

  46. Jennifer Lopez Chris Brown Twitter
    Inner Retard
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    The catch? To keep it interesting Chris told the guy on the right to punch Jennifer.

  47. Rumer Willis Adam West The Batman Product Line Launch at the Meltdown Comics
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    “My ex-ray vision…is…seeing…through that blouse, my dear. Wait…my bat belt…is springing…yes…I can feel it…yes. Oh Robin! Oh Robin!”

  48. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
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    “You! guy in the first row. Can you see my anal bruising?”

  49. Lana Del Rey Echo Awards
    Techman
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    What the hell did this talentless bitch win awards for?

  50. Heather Graham Cleavage Julie Bowen
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    As hard as a light switch.

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