“Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto for Serena Williams. Then there’s the most fearsome gang in Hollywood and finally, this pic JLo put on Twitter that would be totally ridiculous if she’d ever made a movie where the message was essentially, if a man beats you, you learn kickboxing, wait, then violently kill him.
Could you even imagine?
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Not to be nosy but uhmmm Drake… Not good nursing a semi while on TV… Not for this show anyway..
Speak for yourself. *pulls out opera glasses*
DAUYMMM.. That is all…
He’s either an RV salesman or about to kidnap some kids with an unmarked van…
Pretty sure only Bill Gates could afford a 3 way with them…
They’re just out for her morning rounds of “Punch the great white shark”….
Does wonders for the shoulders..
Holy you’re old enough to be her great grandfather, Batman!
would watch fuck.
Have a look for the Bear Grylls where he rubs the two of them together to start a fire
For a second I thought Ashley Judd merged with her sister Wynona…
You know Tiger hit that, right?
I’m thinking the opposite. I’m thinking the whole banging-waitresses-in-the-parking-lot thing began when he found out that Elin was never going to let him have a three-way with her sister.
Why would he bop someone who looks just like his wife, especially considering he didn’t like her very much. Elin, that is.
I used to work for a guy whose wife was a twin and before they got married he was poking both of them. I asked him why he selected the one he did and he said, “Her tits are bigger.” That is so fucking heart-warming…
Brought a tear to my eye, that did.
And still I know the look on that kid’s face ‘Would it hurt to get up and make me a sandwich?’
The last woman has been escorted off the premises and The Masters is ready to begin.
rollergirl can still bring it!
*ring ring* Hi. This is Jon Hamm’s penis. Um, just because Mad Men have me “under wraps” doesn’t mean you can steal my penis thunder. I was free ballin’ when you were in diapers. I’m watching you. *click*
Can we get this gang to rumble (and I mean that in the most feminine way possible) with Chris Brown’s gang?
Yes. I will buy all your Girl Scout cookies. Bring them to my house, around the back.
Uhmmm Yay?
Didn’t Poison Ivy have a green-themed costume?
“Sweety, you can’t audition for the roles of Joker and Catwoman at the same time…”
Guess which kid belongs to Tiger, duh!
idiot.
“No problem, little missy. As you probably know, I ride em hard, and put em away wet.”
Thought that short fat chick was Kourtney Kardashian…..
“YESSSSSSS!!! 31 years and I finally got my period!!!
I knew those hormones would work!!!!”
“OMG…my tay-tays are in stereo now!”
Carb face
Gwampa, I wont to swim in da oshun, okay?
“”Cause dats weah da fish ahh”
Drake, a potato is lunch, not suit stuffing.
What happened to Heather’s big tits?
Hollyweird sucked the life out of them. She’s yet to reinflate them with silicon.
Great idea, Josefin. You stay here, I go circle the field. Anywhere she looks she’ll see us. We’ll keep Lindsey in the car forever.
“Thanks conservatives – you made this all possible.” *pulls his pants up*
I didn’t know John Hamm was on this show.
Porky Longstocking.
“Boom, that’s a fart mother fucker!”
http://oi48.tinypic.com/25owgfn.jpg
No more image upload?!
I’m so proud, the biggest piece of shit to ever come out of my enormous ass, has achieved so much!
This is hot….in Russia (circa 1980′s)
I want to murder her vagina.
Hey, I get it now!!
Drone strikes on US citizens? In this case, I’m completely for it.
Is that “elephantman’s dad”? Nerd!
Know how I know he’s rich?
I love the Plumpy and Lumpy swim suit line.
“I can’t believe a young woman would marry an old man for money! I would never . . . Oh, wait.” – Courtney Stodden
Ugh…more like Carnie Asada Wilson
There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
thank god someone made a Jabba joke
Some day somebody’s gonna make you want to turn around and say *BLARRGHH*
Why do I get the felling that “splash” isn’t going to make one.
Maybe the show won’t, but she sure will!
She is being cast in the sequel – “Thud” , it has no water in the pool….
BOING! SPLAT!
The catch? To keep it interesting Chris told the guy on the right to punch Jennifer.
“My ex-ray vision…is…seeing…through that blouse, my dear. Wait…my bat belt…is springing…yes…I can feel it…yes. Oh Robin! Oh Robin!”
“You! guy in the first row. Can you see my anal bruising?”
What the hell did this talentless bitch win awards for?
It’s a German award for excellence in the music industry. Yeah, I couldn’t even type it without laughing.
Germans are known for their excellent taste in music. See David Hasselhoff’s successful music career in Germany.
See also the Horst Wessel song, and Deutschland Uber Alles.
As hard as a light switch.