The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.15.13

March 15th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features this pic which is in no way the first red carpet appearance of Fish and I. Although it is unclear if they’re wearing pants in this shot…Look over there! *throws smokebomb, dives out window* Homoerotic musings aside, we’ve got an unusually large collection for a Friday including some event that both Tara Reid and Michelle Rodriguez attended, ensuring not only was there an open bar, but also not a genital went unmouthed. We’ve also got Khloe Kardashian enjoying the brief period in her life as “the Kardashian with the best body,” Justin Timberlake after just learning the definition of monogamy, and finally a tough choice: Whose make-up artist deserves death more, Marilyn Manson‘s or Tim McGraw‘s?

Trick question! It’s Alexa Ray Joel‘s, because whoever performed this devilry knows not the limits of decency. Seriously, some poor bastard is going to wake up next to half of that smeared off and go all Oscar Pistorius,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
    Da Hib
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    do these douche sunglasses and fourteen year old emo makeup make me look fat?

  2. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    Little Tongue
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    I didn’t recognize her until I read her name… Yet, her mother said she didn’t get plastic surgery… o_O

    • Hank Hill

      Actually, Alexa has been extremely open about her nose job. She’s NEVER denied, in fact she’s talked about it a lot.

  3. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Holding Dog Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    The answer is “no,” Jodie. I am NOT surprised you banged your dog.

  4. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    Da Hib
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    i”m failing here. I can’t make a snarky comment about a hot woman. Can anyone help?

    • Helena Handbasket

      Nope – she’s a living doll. The only “snarky” thing is posting her photo on the main page directly above Jennifer Love Hewitt’s – take another look, it’s a pretty sad comparison.

    • She can go down east on my alexa anytime.

  5. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bikini Shower Suds Twitter
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    I just want 5 minutes where somebody isn’t trying to sell me something.

  6. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
    Little Tongue
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    One question: is that finger wet?

  7. Maria Shriver
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    Ms. Shriver calmly explains, yet again, who she is and why she can’t provide juicy anecdotes from “Suddenly Susan.”

  8. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
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    Years of dating huge guys has turned Hayden into a size queen.

  9. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
    BP
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    Either that’s the biggest fuckin SUV of all time, or she’s a fuckin midget….

  10. David Hasselhoff Field Of Huge Crosses
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    One cross for each hamburger.

  11. Billy Magnussen Nicholas Martin Hugging Broadwa Premiere Vanya And Sonia And Masha And Spike
    da hib
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    a scene from hell where it’s Jerry Sandusky’s turn to get molested by college guys.

  12. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    BP
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    She obviously got her mother’s looks!

  13. Bodypaint Model Times Square
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    I’m guessing either Christina Aguilera circa 2003, or Nicky Minaj circa 2013.

  14. Billy Magnussen Nicholas Martin Hugging Broadwa Premiere Vanya And Sonia And Masha And Spike
    you know hoo
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    ….and this little move I call “Choirboy’s Revenge”.

  15. David Hasselhoff Field Of Huge Crosses
    Little Tongue
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    The place where battered livers go to die.

  16. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
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    I give him a +1 for a fresh, creative take on the classic “bitch, *please*” look.

  17. Pamela Anderson Cleavage International Beauty Trade Fair
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    I almost feel sorry for her.

    Who am I kidding? HERPES!!!1 HEPATITIS!!!1!

  18. Courtney Stodden Panty Flash Upskirt Cleavage Shekeharrahates Haute Couture Fashion Show
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    She should take a good long look at Pam Anderson’s career path.

  19. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Check out my ride! It has surround sound speakers, a V8 engine, and a Sesame Street car seat.”
    “I didn’t know you had a child, Hayden.”
    “Uh, that’s . . . that’s where I sit. Road trip, anyone?”

  20. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
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    she looks good enough here that I’m forgetting how much she’s got billy joel face going on.

  21. Donald Trump Holding Michael Jackson Picture The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can’t wait to get MJ’s autograph.”

  22. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
    hibby
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    There once was a tiny little fuck
    Who bought herself a large, cheap truck
    and when she would park
    people often remarked
    “that leprechaun’s down on her luck”.

  23. Courtney Stodden Panty Flash Upskirt Cleavage Shekeharrahates Haute Couture Fashion Show
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    At least the seats are wipe clean.

  24. Maria Shriver
    Little Tongue
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    ” What an excellent day for an exorcism! “

  25. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
    Beltliner
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    I’m reminded of nothing so much as Michael Jackson’s mugshot here.

  26. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
    hibby
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    “May I remove the royal earwax, sir?”

    “Yes. Jolly good, Perkins. Isn’t tomorrow prostate day?”

  27. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
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    My apologies to Minka Kelly for thinking this was her. Let me know how I can make it up to you, Minka. (A tongue bath, you say? Well, if you insist…)

  28. Donald Trump Holding Michael Jackson Picture The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    hibby
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    “So it took me three years to realize my stunning new wife was Michael Jackson”

  29. Justin Timberlake Scarf Knit Hat BET 106 & Park
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    That awkward moment when you realize the BET means “Black Entertainment Television,” not “Biel Eats Timberlake.”

  30. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
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    Kustom made for Khloe Kardashian.

  31. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    I’d rather look at JNL.

  32. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    mnsuperbee
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    Best I’ve seen Lindsey Lohan look in a while

  33. Thurman Sewell Sidney Sewell Gold Grills Corn Rows Spring Breakers Premiere
    hibby
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    it’s so sad. I’m supposed to be productive today and contact the irs. Instead I googled these losers. They should change their names to “crack” and “head”

  34. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
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    well hes rich enough to afford a paint-on jaw.
    but what about regular working people that can only afford a plastic surgeons neck lift?

  35. Billy Magnussen Nicholas Martin Hugging Broadwa Premiere Vanya And Sonia And Masha And Spike
    Visible Ink
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    Key’s in my pocket. Room 1604.

  36. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    anonym
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    Billy’s ugly genes got passed on to her.

    google her, and look at the goofy pics

  37. Tim McGraw Lots Of Make Up Scarf Cowboy Hat
    hibby
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    is he wearing eye makeup or did he just have dialysis?

  38. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    The lady knows what she likes.

  39. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
    Fresco
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    The one on his left is oblivious. The two in the back are in on it. Whatever ‘it’ is.

  40. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
    tom
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    Those idiots should get a job.

  41. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
    Visible Ink
    Commented on this photo:

    I once caught a dick this big!

  42. Donald Trump Holding Michael Jackson Picture The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    BP
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    Can you believe my hair outlived Michael Jackson…..

  43. Tim McGraw Lots Of Make Up Scarf Cowboy Hat
    BP
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    Is this the Asian Tim McGraw????

  44. Courtney Stodden Panty Flash Upskirt Cleavage Shekeharrahates Haute Couture Fashion Show
    tom
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    Does anyone know if can talk and express ideas of her own?

  45. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
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    hayden look both ways next time before u cross.

  46. Tara Reid Drunk ALEC Monopoly Park Place Exhibit
    loofooey
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    Tara’s liver, out of self preservation, has grown two appendages that knock booze away from her lips that we have simply come to know as “Bob” and “Steve”.

  47. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bikini Shower Suds Twitter
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    So Miranda Kerr is a never-nude?

  48. Benedict Cumberbatch 39th Broadcasting Press Guild Television And Radio Awards
    doo
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    another proud graduate of the William Shatner school of Acting.

  49. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
    BP
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    This freak makes Boy George look normal!

  50. Benedict Cumberbatch 39th Broadcasting Press Guild Television And Radio Awards
    yoo
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    he did what in her batch?

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