The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.14.14

March 14th, 2014 // 356 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, thanks to Comcast taking a shit on my face, is coming at you from Starbucks — a place I thought was just a nice spot to get an overprice cup of sugar, but turns out is actually Satan’s asshole. Who knew? In a moment, I’ll get this nice ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY WHO FOR SOME REASON IS IN STARBUCKS ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON and speaking at max volume in Spanish right beside me to translate this for our ESL readers, but first I need to collect myself with this Elton John pic. This should put me in a calm, meditative state.

*waits, inhales deeply* Nope, still gonna steam burn everyone in this place to death. *leaps onto table, points green straw* BARISTA, EN GUARD!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kylie Jenner Scott Disick Lord Disick Slippers DASH Store Opening
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    Crop out Major Douche Fuck Face and then we mat have a deal.

  2. Jared Leto Hair On Terry Richardson Head
    Schadenfreude
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    What do I see? I see-men.

  3. Tim Robbins Scruffy Gray Beard A Perfect Day Photocall
    anonymous
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    Hell I thought Matthew Perry suddenly got old and grey.

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Side Boob launch Ale By Alessandra Planet Blue
    meeps!
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    Yes, please.

  5. Kate Major DUI Mugshot
    Schadenfreude
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    Sadly. This is not her mug shot. It is the family photo that was taken when she realized she is dating Michael Lohan.

  6. Elton John Blowing Microphone
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    “Don’t let your son… go down on me…”

  7. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    She’s pregnant and smoking? Whatever, if she gets a match close to that fry grease on her face she might just burn ?

  8. Katy Perry Butt Yoga Pants
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    Even her butt is all uppity.

  9. Kylie Jenner Scott Disick Lord Disick Slippers DASH Store Opening
    Schadenfreude
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    Major misspelling. Kylie and Scott are at the DOUSH store, not DASH store.

  10. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    Hanging outside with the rest of the loser smokers.

  11. Nicki Minaj Butt Twerk Leather Moschino Shoot Instagram
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    NO.

  12. Chord Overstreet On Darren Criss Back Glee Set
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    “Glee”, indeed.

  13. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
    meeps!
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    Why is he so mad?

  14. Nicki Minaj Butt Twerk Leather Moschino Shoot Instagram
    jep
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    How many days in a row have we had to endure at least one photo of this skank?

    Enough. Please.

  15. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
    Schadenfreude
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    It’s like James Woods in drag. Kill it with fire!

  16. Kate Upton Cleavage Express Runway Show
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    She’s one of those girls who hopefully will never start talking about boob reduction because of back problem, cause, frankly, that’s all she really got going for her.

  17. Kate Upton Cleavage Express Runway Show
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    What the hell is she doing with my uncle Boris?

  18. Wesley Snipes Rocky Broadway Opening Night
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    IRS lent him the clothes?

  19. Kate Major DUI Mugshot
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    Winners all around, that family.

  20. Coco String Bikini Instagram
    jep
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    Lipstick on a pig, bitch, lipstick on a pig.

  21. Chord Overstreet On Darren Criss Back Glee Set
    Swearin
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    FOX must be trying to boost the ratings again.

  22. Elton John Blowing Microphone
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    “..It’s SATURDAY NIGHT, and Im BLOWING A MIC..”

  23. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    Boner-killer.

  24. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Bra Karl Lagerfeld Store And Fragrance Launch Party
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    My Fair Lady indeed!

  25. Kate Major DUI Mugshot
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    “Wait’ll they get..a load of me”

  26. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Instagram
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    I’d bok that for a dollar!

  27. Kylie Jenner Scott Disick Lord Disick Slippers DASH Store Opening
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    Do it, you shell of a man, DO IT.

  28. Kylie Jenner Scott Disick Lord Disick Slippers DASH Store Opening
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    So, Kim wears Kylie’s bikini, and Scott wears Kris’ blouses… but no on, and I mean no one, wears Scott’s slippers.

  29. Kylie Jenner Scott Disick Lord Disick Slippers DASH Store Opening
    Swearin
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    I’m pretty sure this was how Saddam’s sons’ lifestyle looked before they got the shit kicked out of them.

  30. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    Did someone microwave a David Lebo?

  31. Chord Overstreet On Darren Criss Back Glee Set
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    That’s NOT my idea of Glee.

  32. Chord Overstreet On Darren Criss Back Glee Set
    Colin
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    Are there shots from later points in this porn where their clothes are off?

  33. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    Ok, I changed my mind, once again, on her

  34. Elton John Blowing Microphone
    Chaz
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    Sometimes it’s just too obvious. Nothing to say here.

  35. Alexander Skarsgard Hoodie Gym Shorts Bag Sandals
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    There my sexy vampire. Thanks photoboy.

  36. Jared Leto Hair On Terry Richardson Head
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    I wonder who creeped out who, the most?

  37. Danny DeVito Grabbing Older Womans Ass
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    If he’s here, who’s keeping the billy goats from crossing the bridge?

  38. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
    Colin
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    Dude looks like a lady. (This is Steven Tyler, right?)

  39. Jared Leto Hair On Terry Richardson Head
    Chaz
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    Somebody get this man a new flannel shirt.

  40. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Smoking Cigarette Chateau Marmont
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    “Miss, please…this area is for guests only.”

  41. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Pregnant Boobs Belly Launch Ale By Alessandra Planet Blue
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    I think someone should remind her how a Playboy bunny gets work in Hollywood.

  42. Isla Fisher Cleavage Pregnant Boobs Belly
    Swearin
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    I just hope that kid doesn’t end up in one of his dad’s movies…

  43. Danny DeVito Grabbing Older Womans Ass
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    Well, at least one of them has “man hands.”

  44. Kate Major DUI Mugshot
    Jason
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    Could be Amber Heard in 20 years.

  45. Ben Affleck Grey Hair Scruffy Beard Fat Gut
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    “Now look-a-here, Mr. Bat-a-man. You no scratcha-a my car when you park-a my car!”

  46. Oprah Winfrey Maria Shriver Paycheck To Paycheck The Life and Times Of Katrina Gilbert
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    “I’ll get YOU, Katrina! And your little dog too!”

  47. Coco String Bikini Instagram
    Swearin
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    Wait a sec, I saw these pics on a business card on the ground last time I was in Vegas

  48. Tim Robbins Scruffy Gray Beard A Perfect Day Photocall
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    Looks like somebody’s finally old enough to date Susan Sarandon!

  49. Jared Leto Hair On Terry Richardson Head
    Swearin
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    Not pictured: Leto’s Oscar being held by Richardson like a phallus.

  50. Coco String Bikini Instagram
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    Boas…the pre-Photoshop Photoshop.

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