Welcome to The Crap We Missed: Non-Royal Wedding Edition featuring WonkTits, Katy Perry stealing Miley Cyrus’ moves, Ceaser Romero and a clear and obvious sign of an unhealthy obsession.
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Jason here is shocked that someone recognized him. Unfortunately, they thought he was Sidney Crosby.
+1
And this is where I put the penis. Right in here. Right in with the ice-cream. (Tasted better with ice-cream.)
can you say conjugal visit?
derr. i needs an helmet. chicken pot pie!
Missed, past tense. Too bad it’s foisted upon us now!
American Pie: Stifler’s revenge, a.k.a “I splooged in your lemonade.”
According to math, and everyone who’s ever lived, still funnier than Jeff Dunham
Winning!
Como se dice, derp??
+uno
jajaja
Derpo
Magnifico. +catorce.
Boobies.
He’s winning.
TGIF
They really seem close.
This is what happens when she loses her concentration.
“Uh, hey, look over here, it’s me, i, uh, i have Zeus DNA and cougar blood…please tell me i matter”
nice rack
If you just focus in on that bit of her left shoulder between her purse strap and the sleeve of her dress, she’s pretty hot.
That is so funny. Nice.
I praise your keen eye for beauty
Pie fucker.
She’s wearing his pants
I would not have guessed they’d have the same waist, but you are obviously correct . . .
Damnit, I thought of this too! :P Although my exact thought was: “Aw how cute, they were the same sized pants!”
Classy broad.
I assume he is playing the role of a gay trucker in his next project. I just don’t think NPH would voluntarily choose to wear this.
Didn’t he make that same face when he got a trumpet shoved up his ass in American Pie 2?
Wow, Courtney eyes seem VERY fixated on something. Ten bucks says it’s a pink dragon that only she can see.
she sees a fresh cigarette butt on the sidewalk…
Nicely done.
grandma? is that you?
yum
Before the haters get here let me just say that I would LOVE to have sex with Jamie Presley and her breasts.
Wow. Lou Ferringo has totally deflated, but I think he’s still going all Hulk here.
“And then I jizzed in my pants.”
perfecto
Once again, proving gay men have impeccable taste in fashion.
Hot women should not be permitted to dress in bedsheets.
She would look hot in a burlap sack so I really don’t think it matters.
^ What he said
I was confused. She is wearing all of her clothes where they go, her lipstick is on her lips, and generally does not look like Courtney Love. She must be a victim of strange clothes and angles.
He might want to trade in his mop top for a swiffer.
Misty Stone’s hair and Stosh the Kielbasa King’s face. What a disaster.
looks like some one asked her a question that she had to think about. like, what is 1+1?
I think she has her finger in his butt!
mmmm, sexy neck veins…
I thought this was that really loud girl from that police women shows …
Looking good!!
He is doing a great David Caruso impression!
Someone at this camp had a little too much fun… YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
oh, shit, this ain’t yogurt!
Good God, if he was coming out of the movie there is no clearer review. He looks like he’s in the middle of the hangover after a five day bender.
i didn’t know Russel Brand was in Bridesmaids…
I thought that was Russell at first too.
Both chew and cigarettes? Does the Tobacco Industry sponsor him now?
Maybe that’s just a really big salami nipple? ;)
She’s still hot as hell. Even her derping gave me wood.
Decent looking sex change operation there. Still has too many male attribites.
glad to see having a machine gun leg hasn’t held her back…
Look for the spin off, “My Name is Jugs”, Thursdays on NBC.
he has the best man-hair in the biz!
” I did what on ‘Lettman’? Seriously? So that’s why I haven’t been working.”
I appreciate it when she can do her part. Shirt clinging to breasts? Check. Shirt tied off at waist to show hips off? Check. Now I can fap without a bunch of “imagination.”
looks more like Martin Sheen.
Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down…Dammit! *fap aborted*
You people are so rude! How dare you mock a cancer sur . . . uh, wait, what? She just does that for giggle? Oh.
Never mind.
Who knew there was a dating service for Leukemia?
It seems I have to be quicker if I want the easy jokes :-(
Well played, KC!
Busy day at work today, McFeely? No time to sit there hitting refresh? :)
” Russell, just because I’m wearing horns, it doesn’t mean that I’m ‘horney’. Go back to huffing your hairspray.”