The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.29.11

April 29th, 2011 // 359 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed: Non-Royal Wedding Edition featuring WonkTits, Katy Perry stealing Miley Cyrus’ moves, Ceaser Romero and a clear and obvious sign of an unhealthy obsession.

Pip pip cheerio,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Biggs
    blt
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    Jason here is shocked that someone recognized him. Unfortunately, they thought he was Sidney Crosby.

  2. Amber Rose
    oj
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    can you say conjugal visit?

  3. Sofia Vergara
    shonzie
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    derr. i needs an helmet. chicken pot pie!

  4. muddy mudskipper

    Missed, past tense. Too bad it’s foisted upon us now!

  5. Jason Biggs
    Tobes of Hades
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    American Pie: Stifler’s revenge, a.k.a “I splooged in your lemonade.”

  6. Weird Al Yankovich
    DeucePickle
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    According to math, and everyone who’s ever lived, still funnier than Jeff Dunham

  7. Sofia Vergara
    irocksocksoff
    Commented on this photo:

    Como se dice, derp??

  8. Jaime Pressly
    Nowak
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    Boobies.

  9. Peter Dinklage
    Cock Dr
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    He’s winning.
    TGIF

  10. Sofia Vergara
    Charmless Man
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    This is what happens when she loses her concentration.

  11. Joaquin Phoenix
    DeucePickle
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    “Uh, hey, look over here, it’s me, i, uh, i have Zeus DNA and cougar blood…please tell me i matter”

  12. Jaime Pressly
    Bourque
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    nice rack

  13. Courtney Love
    JC
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    If you just focus in on that bit of her left shoulder between her purse strap and the sleeve of her dress, she’s pretty hot.

  14. Jason Biggs
    Chip Whitley
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    Pie fucker.

  15. Peter Dinklage
    DeucePickle
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    She’s wearing his pants

    • It had to be said

      I would not have guessed they’d have the same waist, but you are obviously correct . . .

    • DKNY

      Damnit, I thought of this too! :P Although my exact thought was: “Aw how cute, they were the same sized pants!”

  16. Katy Perry
    Joe Banger
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    Classy broad.

  17. Neil Patrick Harris
    widget
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    I assume he is playing the role of a gay trucker in his next project. I just don’t think NPH would voluntarily choose to wear this.

  18. Jason Biggs
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    Didn’t he make that same face when he got a trumpet shoved up his ass in American Pie 2?

  19. Courtney Love
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    Wow, Courtney eyes seem VERY fixated on something. Ten bucks says it’s a pink dragon that only she can see.

  20. Courtney Love
    Any Guy
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    grandma? is that you?

  21. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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    yum

  22. Jaime Pressly
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Before the haters get here let me just say that I would LOVE to have sex with Jamie Presley and her breasts.

  23. Jason Biggs
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Lou Ferringo has totally deflated, but I think he’s still going all Hulk here.

  24. Jason Biggs
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then I jizzed in my pants.”

  25. Neil Patrick Harris
    Arizona Ken
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    Once again, proving gay men have impeccable taste in fashion.

  26. Jessica Alba
    Senor VonBonBons III
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    Hot women should not be permitted to dress in bedsheets.

  27. Courtney Love
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I was confused. She is wearing all of her clothes where they go, her lipstick is on her lips, and generally does not look like Courtney Love. She must be a victim of strange clothes and angles.

  28. Weird Al Yankovich
    desabrey
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    He might want to trade in his mop top for a swiffer.

  29. Weird Al Yankovich
    It had to be said
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    Misty Stone’s hair and Stosh the Kielbasa King’s face. What a disaster.

  30. Sofia Vergara
    SIN
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    looks like some one asked her a question that she had to think about. like, what is 1+1?

  31. Jack Black Tanya Haden
    desabrey
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    I think she has her finger in his butt!

  32. Jaime Pressly
    c-h
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    mmmm, sexy neck veins…

  33. Audrina Patridge
    SIN
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    Looking good!!

  34. Neil Patrick Harris
    desabrey
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    He is doing a great David Caruso impression!

  35. Jason Biggs
    c-h
    Commented on this photo:

    oh, shit, this ain’t yogurt!

  36. Patrick Dempsey
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Good God, if he was coming out of the movie there is no clearer review. He looks like he’s in the middle of the hangover after a five day bender.

  37. Weird Al Yankovich
    c-h
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    i didn’t know Russel Brand was in Bridesmaids…

  38. Joaquin Phoenix
    Arizona Ken
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    Both chew and cigarettes? Does the Tobacco Industry sponsor him now?

  39. Sofia Vergara
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still hot as hell. Even her derping gave me wood.

  40. Amber Rose
    SIN
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    Decent looking sex change operation there. Still has too many male attribites.

  41. Rose McGowan
    c-h
    Commented on this photo:

    glad to see having a machine gun leg hasn’t held her back…

  42. Jaime Pressly
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Look for the spin off, “My Name is Jugs”, Thursdays on NBC.

  43. Peter Dinklage
    c-h
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    he has the best man-hair in the biz!

  44. Joaquin Phoenix
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I did what on ‘Lettman’? Seriously? So that’s why I haven’t been working.”

  45. Audrina Patridge
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I appreciate it when she can do her part. Shirt clinging to breasts? Check. Shirt tied off at waist to show hips off? Check. Now I can fap without a bunch of “imagination.”

  46. Dolph Lundgren
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    looks more like Martin Sheen.

  47. Jessica Alba
    KC
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    Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down…Dammit! *fap aborted*

  48. Amber Rose
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    You people are so rude! How dare you mock a cancer sur . . . uh, wait, what? She just does that for giggle? Oh.

    Never mind.

  49. Leighton Meester
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew there was a dating service for Leukemia?

  50. Katy Perry
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    ” Russell, just because I’m wearing horns, it doesn’t mean that I’m ‘horney’. Go back to huffing your hairspray.”

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