Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:
“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”
Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”
Good. It looks good,
- Photo Boy
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Usually, when you do the “Look at My ass” pose, you’re supposed to actually have to have an ass, right?
A Good Way to Die Hard.
“Yep. Still no ass.”
so…tests came back all clear despite LL, huh?
How long until we find Alica dead in her bathtub?
Nice flapjacks. Did she get her cantaloupes removed?
I think they’re just tired and having a nice lie down.
(These 500 mg Xanax tablets are so much……..better…beat her…..eat, EAT, EAT HER?!)
Ashy knees are a side effect of always being on them. Invest in some knee pads and some moisturizer.
^^that’s a good girl.
Judging by her knees, she just came back from an audition.
Oh hi Chris Hansen. You do international calls too?
This motherfucker isnt locked up yet??
That one’s the hole Pete Wentz liked
She put on some weight. She should lose it again. Her body’s out of proportion now.
“I’m a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world!”…her Ken doesn’t have a penis either!
Totally still would btw.
Something is missing from my porch….
Those look healthy.
The 1st rule of banging Helena Bonham Carter is…
Just compare this with what Noah Cyrus wore to her 13th.
Maybe there’s still hope America!
Kim Kardashian before she got the surgeries.
Very nice ass.
Oh, Photoboy… And you were doing so well!
Did he just spot someone from Target?
Damn, there’s a lot of ass in today’s TCWM. Thanks!
He can be funny as hell.
Kids! Stay off of (lots) of drugs!
With a body like that, she could make me die hard.
How does she make money now that she no longer is able to sell Lindsay’s whereabouts to the paps? “DJ”…what a lame occupation…and she isn’t even very good at *that*.
Ouch!
wow, you can be sexually harassed by your own clothes? i’m a little jealous…
Looks like she’s being sexually molested by her clothes. Kinky, even by my standards.
Let’s start the Fatty Feud!
Want to touch the hinny…
Basic black
Tits
Pearl necklace
Cross
OK, this girl has brought her A game to the party….now it’s up to you to entertain her.
She is doing the “guy in front of an invisible urinal” pose.
It’s when she cleans up like this that she is able to lure in unsuspecting victims.
Ah Amy Smart, if there is one piece of advice I can convey to her: less lifetime, heartfelt movies and more CRANK movies
“This is me
This is me
This is me
With Ham-mer
This is me
This is me
This is me
With Ham-mer
This is me
With Ham-mer
With Ham-mer
With Ham-mer
This is me
With Ham-mer
This is me
With Ham-mer”
- will.i.am’s new song
http://www.holytaco.com/how-write-black-eyed-peas-song/
“My iphone has no signal.”
“That’s because it’s a bar of soap you idiot!”
Unfortunately all the tips of his fingers were melted away by the firecrotch
Who????????
Why are both of her boobs covered? WTF!
Nobody’s perfect, ya know.
YOU… SHALL…. NOT …. PASS !!!
What the fuck is going on with her back teeth?
does my eyeliner match my teeth?! yes, sadly tara, it does.
Is having a wonk eye the new thing in Hollywood?
Who gives a shit about cats? There’s probably about 30 in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s house alone
Doing brain testing on cats is sort of like measuring the inseam of a goldfish.
You gotta admit he did a good job keeping eyes forward…at least long enough for the photo op.
Ya done messed up A.A. ron
I am calling shenanigans on the pregnant thing. We all know when you’re pregnant you have to have your hand on your belly. Just ask Holly Madison
What’s with her posture? Did her spine get all bent from those years of twisting the other way while Hef spurted?
I didn’t know she was a Kennedy!