The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.8.13

February 8th, 2013 // 408 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:

“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”

Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”

Good. It looks good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    Mumra
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    Usually, when you do the “Look at My ass” pose, you’re supposed to actually have to have an ass, right?

  2. Amy Willerton Butt See Through Dress Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    A Good Way to Die Hard.

  3. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    “Yep. Still no ass.”

  4. Max George
    Sparky
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    so…tests came back all clear despite LL, huh?

  5. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    How long until we find Alica dead in her bathtub?

  6. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
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    Nice flapjacks. Did she get her cantaloupes removed?

  7. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    Deacon Jones
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    (These 500 mg Xanax tablets are so much……..better…beat her…..eat, EAT, EAT HER?!)

  8. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
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    Ashy knees are a side effect of always being on them. Invest in some knee pads and some moisturizer.

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
    peanut
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    ^^that’s a good girl.

  10. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
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    Judging by her knees, she just came back from an audition.

  11. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    Oh hi Chris Hansen. You do international calls too?

  12. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    This motherfucker isnt locked up yet??

  13. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    That one’s the hole Pete Wentz liked

  14. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
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    She put on some weight. She should lose it again. Her body’s out of proportion now.

  15. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
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    “I’m a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world!”…her Ken doesn’t have a penis either!

  16. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
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    Totally still would btw.

  17. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Something is missing from my porch….

  18. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    Cock Dr
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    Those look healthy.

  19. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    Satan's Right Hand
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    The 1st rule of banging Helena Bonham Carter is…

  20. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    fingerscrossed
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    Just compare this with what Noah Cyrus wore to her 13th.
    Maybe there’s still hope America!

  21. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    Kim Kardashian before she got the surgeries.

  22. Alexis Knapp Butt Tight Pants Vanguard Grand Opening
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    Very nice ass.

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Oh, Photoboy… And you were doing so well!

  24. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Did he just spot someone from Target?

  25. Estrella Nouri Butt Tight Dress Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Damn, there’s a lot of ass in today’s TCWM. Thanks!

  26. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    He can be funny as hell.

    Kids! Stay off of (lots) of drugs!

  27. Amy Willerton Butt See Through Dress Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    With a body like that, she could make me die hard.

  28. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    How does she make money now that she no longer is able to sell Lindsay’s whereabouts to the paps? “DJ”…what a lame occupation…and she isn’t even very good at *that*.

  29. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    Ouch!

  30. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    aquiggy
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    wow, you can be sexually harassed by your own clothes? i’m a little jealous…

  31. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    Satan's Right Hand
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    Let’s start the Fatty Feud!

  32. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Keno
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    Want to touch the hinny…

  33. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
    Cock Dr
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    Basic black
    Tits
    Pearl necklace
    Cross
    OK, this girl has brought her A game to the party….now it’s up to you to entertain her.

  34. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    She is doing the “guy in front of an invisible urinal” pose.

  35. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    Satan's Right Hand
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    It’s when she cleans up like this that she is able to lure in unsuspecting victims.

  36. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
    mike
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    Ah Amy Smart, if there is one piece of advice I can convey to her: less lifetime, heartfelt movies and more CRANK movies

  37. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    IAmAGuest
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    “This is me
    This is me
    This is me
    With Ham-mer

    This is me
    This is me
    This is me
    With Ham-mer

    This is me
    With Ham-mer
    With Ham-mer
    With Ham-mer

    This is me
    With Ham-mer
    This is me
    With Ham-mer”

    - will.i.am’s new song

  38. Aubrey O'Day Shirt Popping Open Side Boob
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    “My iphone has no signal.”
    “That’s because it’s a bar of soap you idiot!”

  39. Max George
    Satan's Right Hand
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    Unfortunately all the tips of his fingers were melted away by the firecrotch

  40. Max George
    BP
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    Who????????

  41. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    BP
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    Why are both of her boobs covered? WTF!

  42. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    Gandalf
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    YOU… SHALL…. NOT …. PASS !!!

  43. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    itsthekeri
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    What the fuck is going on with her back teeth?

  44. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    Satan's Right Hand
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    Is having a wonk eye the new thing in Hollywood?

  45. James Cromwell Mugshot
    DeucePickle
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    Who gives a shit about cats? There’s probably about 30 in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s house alone

  46. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    Cock Dr
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    You gotta admit he did a good job keeping eyes forward…at least long enough for the photo op.

  47. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    DeucePickle
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    Ya done messed up A.A. ron

  48. Jenna Dewan Nipples Pregnant Belly
    Satan's Right Hand
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    I am calling shenanigans on the pregnant thing. We all know when you’re pregnant you have to have your hand on your belly. Just ask Holly Madison

  49. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
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    What’s with her posture? Did her spine get all bent from those years of twisting the other way while Hef spurted?

  50. Brooke Shields Scary Face
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    I didn’t know she was a Kennedy!

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